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cinci zoo sniper posted:didn't think washing hands was uncommon in the states You don't have to put signs explicitly stating that employees must wash their hands if this doesn't need to be mentioned. It's similar to how there wouldn't be clear laws against zoophilia in the Bible if it weren't a sufficiently common occurrence.
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mandatory lesbian posted:hot dogs are pretty much that cheap everywhere, but i was thinking maybe y'all used different spices or something
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oh and yeah hotdog meat is literally garbage padded with toilet paper and some food dye
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Kal is a defender of buterbord
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I miss meat
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Absurd Alhazred posted:To be fair, the sole purpose of a sandwich is to use bread or some kind of baked good to protect your hands from the less sanitary filling, which an open-faced """sandwich""" clearly fails to do. You can eat a sandwich with a fork and knife.
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rear end struggle posted:I miss meat
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Bueno Papi posted:You can eat a sandwich with a fork and knife. At which point why bother having a sandwich? Might as well have rice or something as your carbs, you know, something that it makes sense to eat with a fork.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:At which point why bother having a sandwich? Might as well have rice or something as your carbs, you know, something that it makes sense to eat with a fork. 
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cinci zoo sniper posted:didn't think washing hands was uncommon in the states The sandwich is the working man's lunch. If you're working on your Yugo or your Trabant or whatever and you're hungry but you aren't done with the job yet, then you might not have time to properly wash up before you eat. That's what sandwiches are for. The bread will wick out all the nutrients from the power steering fluid on your hands and leave behind all the nasty fiberglass and poo poo, leaving you healthy and happy. If you try doing that with a sandwich with only one piece of bread because it's the law that you have to give up one slice of bread per sandwich to subsidize the national hockey team, you're probably going to end up in the hospital when you eat it.
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We eat baguettes in Yugoslavia you fool
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To keep the butter off our massive encryption machines hidden deep beneath mount Triglav
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In my lair The lab where we Made Tito
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Bueno Papi posted:You can eat a sandwich with a fork and knife. 
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Volkerball posted:The sandwich is the working man's lunch. If you're working on your Yugo or your Trabant or whatever and you're hungry but you aren't done with the job yet, then you might not have time to properly wash up before you eat. That's what sandwiches are for. The bread will wick out all the nutrients from the power steering fluid on your hands and leave behind all the nasty fiberglass and poo poo, leaving you healthy and happy. If you try doing that with a sandwich with only one piece of bread because it's the law that you have to give up one slice of bread per sandwich to subsidize the national hockey team, you're probably going to end up in the hospital when you eat it. Actually the working man's lunch was fish and chips. It came wrapped up in a loving newspaper and you ate it with your fingers. Learn to wash your hands you filthy animal.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:At which point why bother having a sandwich? Might as well have rice or something as your carbs, you know, something that it makes sense to eat with a fork. I want to see you eat a croque madame with only your hands. I may make sexually charged guttural noises as you do it.
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You can eat the open faced sandwich with your hands like a taco or pita or something. Fold and chomp.
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Bueno Papi posted:I want to see you eat a croque madame with only your hands. I may make sexually charged guttural noises as you do it. Could you conceivably stop being an obnoxious shithead for the course of say a conversation or two?
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Furnaceface posted:Actually the working man's lunch was fish and chips. It came wrapped up in a loving newspaper and you ate it with your fingers. Learn to wash your hands you filthy animal. Hey just because you don't have a culture doesn't mean you can just steal England's.
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luke maye is one cold-rear end honkey
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Could you conceivably stop being an obnoxious shithead for the course of say a conversation or two? So says mr open faced sandwiches aren't real sandwiches.
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In Canada the working mans lunch was a boot that you accidentally stepped in a puddle with. It was gonna be fuckin soaked all day so it's all dickered to poo poo anyways. You throw it down in a skillet over a campfire for a bit til she's nice and tenders and fuckin ready to go. Then you fuckin give it to her, bud. That's good eatin, eh boys
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Volkerball posted:Hey just because you don't have a culture doesn't mean you can just steal England's. I mean, I will never argue against this. Canada's culture is literally just not being the UK/USA. Volkerball posted:In Canada the working mans lunch was a boot that you accidentally stepped in a puddle with. It was gonna be fuckin soaked all day so it's all dickered to poo poo anyways. You throw it down in a skillet over a campfire for a bit til she's nice and tenders and fuckin ready to go. Then you fuckin give it to her, bud. That's good eatin, eh boys 
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Furnaceface posted:I mean, I will never argue against this. Canada's culture is literally just not being the UK/USA. Fuckin rights. Give er poo poo, bud
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Bueno Papi posted:I want to see you eat a croque madame with only your hands. I may make sexually charged guttural noises as you do it. no shipping
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You've been watching Letterkenney.
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Furnaceface posted:You've been watching Letterkenney. Does a duck boner drag weeds?
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Bueno Papi posted:So says mr open faced sandwiches aren't real sandwiches. Yeah, and yesterday it was me daring to suggest that I can't eat pizza anymore, and before that it was some other bullshit.
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Furnaceface posted:You've been watching Letterkenney. Close. 1puglife.
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the working man's lunch were savory pastries. and kal, the game with the hook, like dota has the hook.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, and yesterday it was me daring to suggest that I can't eat pizza anymore, and before that it was some other bullshit. Yeah, I went back and noticed I misread your OP. You said you aren't bothered about not eating pizza again and I read it as you were bothered. The thread had already moved on with 200 posts and bringing it up again seemed in poor taste. Plus, I think your take on my posts assumes a gross sense of shitiness. When I usually mean friendly fistbump to lite ribbing. It may come across more aggressive due to my social anxiety of trying to fit in. Literally, "how do you do fellow kids?"
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cinci zoo sniper posted:didn't think washing hands was uncommon in the states Disease is spread through miasma, Islam, homosexuality, and chemtrails so why bother washing your hands?
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Dirt makes you stronger.
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e: what the gently caress? How do you beat me to this? https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/846149221166321664
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Paracaidas posted:e: what the gently caress? How do you beat me to this? You need to work on your twitter game, n00b. 
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I have been, as the kids say, poned.
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