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nerd plus rage posted:It's like I'm taking Physics 101 and Philosophy 101 at the same time. Imagine four rotund nerds on the edge of a cliff."
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Inner beauty counts for a lot. Whoever reposts that picture is probably ugly on the inside as well.
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Mar 26, 2017 18:58
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Certainly a good way of weeding out the assholes. "But what about ME, you vain shallow bitches? ME ME ME"
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Mar 26, 2017 19:06
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Catberry posted:What bothers me about the Scott Adams stuff is that the Dilbert comic (back when I used to read it) was funny, smart and self aware. While Scott Adams himself seems to be the opposite. Most of the jokes were sent in by readers after the first couple of years. But yeah, the characters were funny. It's weird that he had that ability while being so profoundly arrogant and delusional.
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Mar 26, 2017 19:08
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Those pictures always piss me off, even without the MRA edit. "Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, except, you know, fat."
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Mar 26, 2017 19:10
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The only good Dilbert is Dilbert 3
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Mar 26, 2017 19:14
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Mar 26, 2017 19:14
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All I see are different length legs.
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Mar 26, 2017 19:23
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Size and shape counts for little. It's all about how you carry yourself. Look at the movie "Casino" In it Joe Pesci. A short, old, below average looking guy gets a blow job from Sharon Stone. At the time easily considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. Even though she should be way out of his league. He seems too good for her. And he doesn't even play a nice guy or even a rich guy.
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Mar 26, 2017 19:54
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You...you know that's fiction, right?
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Mar 26, 2017 20:08
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*based on a true story. So it totally happened bro.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:18
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I can't even tell what's a parody anymore
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Mar 26, 2017 20:28
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I'm trying to figure out how the "infinite undetectable expansion" model of gravity explains orbits, but my eyes just keep sliding over the letters.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:32
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So the world really did end in 2012, and we're living in hell right?
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Mar 26, 2017 20:32
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I'm trying to figure out how the "infinite undetectable expansion" model of gravity explains orbits, but my eyes just keep sliding over the letters. Because everything expands away from each other except obviously when it doesn't which means that stuff falls except when it doesn't jeez it's like you haven't even read what office drone joke man thinks. Alternate joke: Scott just writes down that he wants orbits to work so they do.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:53
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Mar 26, 2017 21:00
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mng posted:Now I'm not on the level of his genius intellect, but what's the point of trying to prove that gravity isn't a thing? Colander Crotch posted:He goes on to state in that book that if you accept this then you can eventually break the bounds of gravity by... something. I don't remember the rambling screed after most of that. I only ever read his books because I was like "He is funny in the comics" and at that time I would finish any book I started, so I forced my way through the rest of that one. Scott Adams is a dumb bad person for a lot of reasons that he proudly displays in all his works but that passage is explicitly marked as a thought experiment in context of trying to visualize accepted things in different ways. Adams himself points out like three ways it's obviously untrue on the same page. He wasn't trying to "disprove gravity" or whatever nonsense you're talking about.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:07
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Subjunctive posted:You...you know that's fiction, right? I know but I meant from a viewers perspective. Appearance wise he drew a short straw but force of personality makes him seem seven feet tall
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Mar 26, 2017 21:08
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When you're on your knees everyone seems tall
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Gross Dude posted:When you're on your knees everyone seems tall Can we stop posting quotes from the Scott Adams book already?
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Mar 26, 2017 21:18
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The only Scott Adams I care about is the one that wrote obtuse text adventures in which you could get eaten by ants or exploded by an egg
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Mar 26, 2017 21:20
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I googled Scott Adams and figured that with the opinions this guys holds. Surely he's easily 80 years old and just lashing out with the last of his senility like Clink Eastwood before passing on. Seems not.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:03
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Catberry posted:Inner beauty counts for a lot. Whoever reposts that picture is probably ugly on the inside as well. Yes I agree. I also think that all those people who complain about the FRIENDZONE but 100% have met people who like them but were ugly and therefore ignored. Like if you believe in the friendzone you should be thankful for it cos it's the only thing preventing you from being legally obliged to ride a swamp donkey.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:03
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EmmyOk posted:swamp donkey Is this an Irish thing or are you talking about an actual swamp donkey, because I'd be friends with a swamp donkey.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:11
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Saw an article on that elsewhere and it sounds like they're just enforcing an employee travel pass's dress code. Which is still dumb, don't get me wrong.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:Is this an Irish thing or are you talking about an actual swamp donkey, because I'd be friends with a swamp donkey. I imagine an amphibious donkey. Some sort of donkey/frog/slug mix.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:20
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food court bailiff posted:Scott Adams is a dumb bad person for a lot of reasons that he proudly displays in all his works but that passage is explicitly marked as a thought experiment in context of trying to visualize accepted things in different ways. Adams himself points out like three ways it's obviously untrue on the same page. He wasn't trying to "disprove gravity" or whatever nonsense you're talking about. I haven't read whatever that paragraph came from, just responding to how it reads.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:49
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Pastry of the Year posted:Is this an Irish thing or are you talking about an actual swamp donkey, because I'd be friends with a swamp donkey. Swamp donkey, hedge pig, heffer etc. are all the same thing. I did have a friend who told me that swamp donkey is a technical term for a very specific type of girl but I think it entered the common parlance as a more general term.
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Catberry posted:I imagine an amphibious donkey. Some sort of donkey/frog/slug mix. I want to make friends with it and feed it carrots
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Mar 26, 2017 23:17
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Mar 26, 2017 23:35
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REMINDER: Bogan King posted:I know Trump getting caught lying via social media is shooting fish in a barrel but 12 golf trips in 9 weeks has to be a record
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Mar 26, 2017 23:56
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Aerdan posted:Saw an article on that elsewhere and it sounds like they're just enforcing an employee travel pass's dress code. Which is still dumb, don't get me wrong. Yeah. They're defense right now is just "We're just enforcing these rules we made." and thinking that makes everything fine.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:59
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Midnight Voyager posted:REMINDER: Yeah. They should erase that tweet and replace it with "A previous tweet mistakenly asserted that the President was doing his job this weekend."
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Mar 26, 2017 23:58
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah. They should erase that tweet and replace it with "A previous tweet mistakenly asserted that the President was doing his job this weekend." OH MY GOD Look at the comments. Apparently that tweet isn't even true for TODAY.
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Midnight Voyager posted:OH MY GOD Nope. What's even less doing your job than playing golf? Watching golf on TV.
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Mar 27, 2017 00:09
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You all should stop badtalking Scott Adams or he might use his erotic hypnosis on you. http://blog.dilbert.com/post/110727696721/your-best-orgasms-are-ahead-of-you
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Mar 27, 2017 00:17
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aw man when I woke this morning I thought "how can I have better orgasms, BUT while thinking about Dilbert" and now here we are
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Mar 27, 2017 00:21
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Dilbert was ok when Adams was still riding a cubicle at PG&E, and cartooning on the side.
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:You all should stop badtalking Scott Adams or he might use his erotic hypnosis on you. 
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