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Kim Jong ill posted:Because the legal ramifications are the primary considerations you should take before deciding to murder someone over property? What other considerations would there be to take? What are you getting at here?
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KomodoWagon posted:What other considerations would there be to take? What are you getting at here? Obviously the damage your bullets might do to your shed/tools, which are worth far more than the life of a petty thief.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:57
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Aw nice KomodoWagon is gonna say some real hosed up poo poo yall get ready
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Hey, I think it's sad if some kid gets blown away stealing power tools for weed money, I really do, but you're out of your mind if you think people should just accept that their property is going to be stolen, especially when they have the means to prevent that theft. Not that this particular couple ought to have those means, since the husband clearly does not have the motor skills to handle a firearm, or even cutlery for that matter.
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purple death ray posted:Aw nice KomodoWagon is gonna say some real hosed up poo poo yall get ready Lmao
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purple death ray posted:Aw nice KomodoWagon is gonna say some real hosed up poo poo yall get ready 
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purple death ray posted:Aw nice KomodoWagon is gonna say some real hosed up poo poo yall get ready You were right! 
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purple death ray posted:Aw nice KomodoWagon is gonna say some real hosed up poo poo yall get ready lol
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Mar 26, 2017 10:52
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Oh well, goons are weird I guess.
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Mar 26, 2017 11:02
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I would ask if you couldn't just point your gun at this hypothetical kid without shooting him, to make him leave unshot with no power tools, but voicing that idea has made gun goons mad at me before so  Hell, in this specific scenario just showing up unarmed and yelling angrily would probably do the trick too Improbable Lobster posted:please do not gun A pretty good violent femmes song
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Mar 26, 2017 13:38
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I'm not usually a big fan of murdering people but a person that breaks into my house is assumed to be hostile and extremely dangerous and I would have no qualms with shooting them. If I owned a gun, which I don't. Anyway, that's besides the point. Gun wife: your husband feels powerful when he's holding a gun. Probably because he is insecure or has a tiny wang. You are telling him that he's terrible at it. This other woman is stroking his ego and telling him how great he is. He's going to resent you and go right into her arms. And I bet she's going to tell him what a huge wang he has and how good he is in bed. So enjoy your divorce.
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Mar 26, 2017 15:15
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Yes but on the plus side the new girl will be the one to get shot accidentally one night when their sexy gun roleplay sesh goes bad so gunwife is dodging literal and metaphorical bullets by cutting this dude loose
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Mar 26, 2017 15:26
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quote:In high school I lost my virginity to a girl who was affectionately nicknamed "Lard rear end" by some of the student body. We had grown up together but when middle school hit, things changed. I got tall and athletic and was popular, she gained weight and was an introvert. I was a stupid kid obsessed with being popular and stopped talking to her, all for the pursuit of idiot friends who were a bad influence on me anyway. Please do not fixate on people from your childhood as the apparent solution to all of your life's perceived problems You didn't have terribly much interest in this girl as a teenager and there's no good reason you should have pretended you did, and "because she was able to get a good job later" especially doesn't count as a good reason. If you'd dated this girl, your situation would probably be the same right now. If you hate your job, check around for a new one, or look into grad schools, or, hell, get a hobby. Leave Lard rear end alone. quote:The anicent pyramids were built with the help of giant METALLIC beasts that were designed to replicate the Dino-saurs of the past. These were designed by the Atlanteans, who harnessed to the power of anti-matter to create ANTI-GRAVITY which allows you to undo all mass and lift extremely heavey things. I didn't know Ben Carson read this thread
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Mar 26, 2017 15:41
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loquacius posted:I would ask if you couldn't just point your gun at this hypothetical kid without shooting him, to make him leave unshot with no power tools, but voicing that idea has made gun goons mad at me before so That's probably because one of the big rules of gun safety is that you never point your gun at something unless you intend to shoot it.
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fruit on the bottom posted:That's probably because one of the big rules of gun safety is that you never point your gun at something unless you intend to shoot it. If you point your gun at something, you might accidentally shoot it, so therefore you should just shoot it on purpose If I had a "home defense gun" I don't think I'd even keep any bullets in my house
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Mar 26, 2017 17:16
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loquacius posted:If you point your gun at something, you might accidentally shoot it, so therefore you should just shoot it on purpose If you point your gun at something, you might accidentally shoot it, so unless shooting them is your plan, don't point the gun.
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Mar 26, 2017 17:26
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Brandishing a gun (waving it around to scare someone) is also a big-deal crime, so you shouldn't be taking out your gun unless you really need to shoot it.
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If all you're doing is trying to scare a teen into not stealing your power tools, again, being loud and obviously aware of him is probably enough
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Mar 26, 2017 17:43
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loquacius posted:If all you're doing is trying to scare a teen into not stealing your power tools, again, being loud and obviously aware of him is probably enough Find a prop skeleton and put a joint in its mouth and hide it in your shed so when your tools are being stolen it's like Scrooge seeing his grave and he's scared straight.
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Mar 26, 2017 18:28
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Wasn't there a fesh recently where some fat rear end pointed his desert eagle at a pimp and had it stolen when he pulled the trigger when it was empty?
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limp_cheese posted:Wasn't there a fesh recently where some fat rear end pointed his desert eagle at a pimp and had it stolen when he pulled the trigger when it was empty? Best possible outcome.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:12
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Fat people with guns is the funniest image. Like, what are you gonna shoot, fatty, some more food to eat?
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Mar 26, 2017 20:39
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A bit late, but hey vampire room dude! Man, do I have just the thing for you. I have a genuine, hand made, ghost, vampire and demon slaying golf club! Before you scoff, hear me out this thing was lovingly crafted over the course of two drunken afternoons. Everything is wrapped entirely of paper mache using the entirety of the old testament, the water, for the glue is was holy water and was blessed by a priest! And those nails at the head? I got those from local hardware store, but they are still pretty rad. All yours for eighty bucks. 
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Mar 26, 2017 21:51
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Nooner posted:i wanna blast on a 
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Applesnots posted:A bit late, but hey vampire room dude! Man, do I have just the thing for you. I have a genuine, hand made, ghost, vampire and demon slaying golf club! Before you scoff, hear me out this thing was lovingly crafted over the course of two drunken afternoons. Everything is wrapped entirely of paper mache using the entirety of the old testament, the water, for the glue is was holy water and was blessed by a priest! And those nails at the head? I got those from local hardware store, but they are still pretty rad. All yours for eighty bucks. this is probably better home defense tool than a gun lol
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Nooner posted:this is probably better home defense tool than a gun lol A simple bat or other blunt instrument is better for home defense because it's way harder to accidentally kill yourself with one
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Mar 26, 2017 22:11
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But if you plan on killing yourself eventually, why not get the gun now?
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Nooner posted:this is probably better home defense tool than a gun lol Bullets wont kill ghosts either.
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Applesnots posted:Bullets wont kill ghosts either. Pretty sure the new ghostbusters had guns that killed ghosts.
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quote:I read the fascist goon confession and thought he/she sounded exactly like I did when I first moved to Germany and got obsessed with Nazism. I even went a step farther and joined a local group hoping to achieve similar things, albeit in Germany and not in the US. I was asked to stop coming because they thought my views were too "extreme". I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for selling me their souls I have so many souls these days I don't know what to do with them all! quote:This happened earlier today as I type this. For a while now, my sister has had serious problems with her son who is now 6. He gets really angry and has been violent towards my sister (his mom), my neice (who is 9), my mom, etc. He gets physically violent and will punch, kick, and bite. This happens when something triggers him, like when he wants something and my sister or mom say no, he will then get angry and it will escalate. He wont stop, either. Once he gets started he'll just keep doing it, just keep attacking or trying to attack and threatening to kill them. This can go on for hours. My sister and mom both have marks where he's hurt them physically and my neice is scared of him. Subject line of this one was "I screamed at my 6-year old nephew and called him a human being", p good TLDR too
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Anne Whateley posted:Brandishing a gun (waving it around to scare someone) is also a big-deal crime, so you shouldn't be taking out your gun unless you really need to shoot it. Obviously this will vary by state, but florida specifically allows you to threaten someone with a gun as part of the stand your ground law: But yeah, if you're ever in a position where you need to pull a gun, you might as well use it. full disclosure: I'm a gun owner from florida 
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loquacius posted:I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for selling me their souls That's just your average 6 year old boy. Mine stabbed his twin sister with a pencil today and was angry with me for taking it away from him for like a few hours. My mom would have spanked the poo poo out of me for that. He gets a stern stink-eye and no screen time for the rest of the day. I'm sure he will turn out fine.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:01
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your son sounds like a real human being (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 26, 2017 23:13
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A few hours wrapped up in duct-taped when he tries this will straighten him out.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:25
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The smart Jews invest their hoard of souls with a good, sensible long-term interest rate
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Thieving tweaker teenagers...gotta safely capture, tag and relocate them. They are way to rare to risk harming them.
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Nooner posted:your son sounds like a real human being Yes that's the gist of the story.
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Take that kid, throw him in a corner and kick him till he curls up in a defensive ball. Show him what violence is. If he cries make sure to apply beatings till he stops.
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