Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Trogdos! posted:

Honestly if I had to pick a person to give the title of "Horrifying Swamp Monster" to Steve Bannon would be top of the list

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Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I don't why he does this. It's a remake of an older cartoon, except it looks worse because his more "realistic" faces seem cold and plastic. Compare to the original:

The cartoony style works way better. They don't look like pale pod people. I mean the message still sucks, but why make a worse version of an old cartoon? It can be for GENDER EQUALITY by swapping the wife and husband, because that's for pagans and atheists!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 09:21

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

They're probably Christian celebrities or some poo poo like that.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 09:30

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Trogdos! posted:

"I was gonna drain the swamp, but then I got high."

# ? Mar 27, 2017 09:42

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

For your early morning people, here are the cartoons

lives to see another day.

2
An original joke coupled with a timely reference. What a combo!

3
The Nightmare Needle

4
Frogs in a Wheelbarrow, the sequel to Crabs in a Bucket

5
Where the "B" stands for "Binary"

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Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

You know you hosed up bad when even the Kool-Aid drinkers like Branco are saying you hosed up.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:03

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

brancowned

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:39

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Every Branco has a hilarious punchline in the "@reagan.com" email address.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:11

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

swampland posted:

Honestly if I had to pick a person to give the title of "Horrifying Swamp Monster" to Steve Bannon would be top of the list

He seems more like a sleazy alien to me.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:13

Je suis fatigue: May 5, 2009; Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Pants Donkey posted:

1
lives to see another day.

One of these elephants dismembered himself, a :unsmigghh:

cartoon

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:20

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Pants Donkey posted:

The Nightmare Needle

Ivanka's been calling it that since she was little.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:22

CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

SSNeoman posted:

Isn't that the Rwanda massacre memorial? If so, go gently caress yourself Dees.

If you mean that stone thing in the upper right that is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones. Popular with conspiracy theorists especially for "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature." A lot of them think Ted Turner put them up.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:24

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Can't post for 4 hours!; Young Orc

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Man, if Tinsley ever went to MoMA he'd have content for years.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:28

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Ivanka's been calling it that since she was little.

jesus christ

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:37

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Chris Roberts looking good.

He also nailed that Sandi is a loving idiot.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:38

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

I AM THE TOILET posted:

I know everyone's going to interpret this as not pro-gently caress-the-bad-guys, so let me just throw up some massive sarcasm tags and just say that this is my take on married to the sea - good intentions, embarrassingly easy execution bordering on hack-work, except even hacks draw their own art.

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

married to the sea owns

# ? Mar 27, 2017 13:28

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Selachian posted:

Considering you can see how miserable President Piss is, I wonder what is happening in the timeline where he didn't second guess himself and just drove off in that truck.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 13:40

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Do you think in about ten years he might start telling Y2K jokes

Did you know that reality shows aren't anything like reality? And what's the deal with kids and texting these days?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 13:50

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Joey Alison Sayers on coming out as transgender to her daughter.

Lord Hydronium posted:

And what's the deal with kids and texting these days?

That was his Sunday cartoon.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:07

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Lord Hydronium posted:

Did you know that reality shows aren't anything like reality?

Nah, that could be seen as being anti-Trump.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:26

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Crain posted:

Married to Sea is actually really funny unlike you.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:47

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

WE GOT CARTOON SIGN :siren:

I also noticed a thread regular Mr. Beeg has a Kickstarter going. For those who don't remember he made this amazing parody.

Give a goon a shot if you can!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:50

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Considering you can see how miserable President Piss is, I wonder what is happening in the timeline where he didn't second guess himself and just drove off in that truck.

Lol if you think Easy D could even start a regular rear end car with automatic.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:02

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Lodin posted:

Lol if you think Easy D could even start a regular rear end car with automatic.

I mean he wouldn't have gotten far, but still, it would have been amusing

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:06

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

OldTennisCourt posted:

Married to Sea is actually really funny unlike you.

I know? I'm making fun of the dude who said that?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:25

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Crain posted:

I know? I'm making fun of the dude who said that?

I'm literally dumb as poo poo ignore me, I didn't see the quote.

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Feinne: Oct 9, 2007; When you fall, get right back up again.

HAT FETISH posted:

loving beautiful.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:48

Keiya: Aug 22, 2009; Come with me if you want to not die.

Kurtofan posted:

Dees is a linux man, no mistake

He's gone back to DOS ever since the CIA stacked his shortcuts in the corner.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:49

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Keiya posted:

He's gone back to DOS ever since the CIA stacked his shortcuts in the corner.

There's a version of linux that only outputs via blinking the num lock light in morse code. If Dees was really dedicated, he'd be using that.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:55

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Fulchrum posted:

Alright, what happened two weeks ago that meant Shitsley had to completely shut down on all political substance and pursue this crap?

I did notice he made a pretty quick swerve away from "FREE SPEECH, YOU CAN'T UNINVITE SPEAKERS" around 2 weeks after Milo told everyone he supported pedophilia, so that might have something to do with it.

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

At this point, the right-wing is literally advocating for villains, so this is just par for the course.

Just a few weeks ago I saw someone saying that they bonded with their boyfriend, who is a Trump supporter, over Star Wars. Except that the boyfriend thinks the Empire was right, which apparently wasn't a huge red flag.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:59

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Vib Rib posted:

Except that the boyfriend thinks the Empire was right

What? How? In what way? The Empire are comically evil. They blow up planets, directly murdered a bunch of children, and use clones as slaves.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:05

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

What? How? In what way? The Empire are comically evil. They blow up planets, directly murdered a bunch of children, and use clones as slaves.

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. :drac:

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:06

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Well done, Republicans, you made me chuckle at a Branco cartoon.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:15

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

So much for the tolerant Jedi.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:18

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

What? How? In what way? The Empire are comically evil. They blow up planets, directly murdered a bunch of children, and use clones as slaves.

Same reasons you'd probably expect people to argue: Things were 'stable' under their rule (for most people), they kept things running well, they united the galaxy, you were only in trouble if you rebel ("why rebel if rebelling is what causes trouble in the first place??"), and a smattering of "we only see the bad stuff, there's hundreds or thousands of other planets that were running just fine under their rule".

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:19