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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

harambe sacrificed himself for the good of the country

this big orange gorilla sacrificed the country for the good of himself

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my lol cup runneth over

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Moridin920 posted:

how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator???

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Her name was Minka something or other. Look it up yourself.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds


"Wow, Shinzo your translators boobs are just magnificent. Truly tremendous. Very bigly"
*translator glares as Shinzo Abe asks her what was said*
"...Well, do your job sugartits"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

loving LOL

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Minka translator

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



A hot take on a new classic

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Viruswithshoes posted:



A hot take on a new classic

You photoshopped his butt, big deal

___lol___

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost


(I don't know who originally made/posted this, but it wasn't me)

also, lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
get a heart attack whale president

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

imagine being a grown rear end man, sitting in a room wearing a fancy suit and talking to your colleagues and then bannons cadaverous form shambles into the room and says "alright, now you're going to obey my commands" and waggles his fingers. what kind of a hosed up d&d campaign is that?

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

NotWearingPants posted:

Her name was Minka something or other. Look it up yourself.

Numbah One?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Attitude Indicator posted:

imagine being a grown rear end man, sitting in a room wearing a fancy suit and talking to your colleagues and then bannons cadaverous form shambles into the room and says "alright, now you're going to obey my commands" and waggles his fingers. what kind of a hosed up d&d campaign is that?

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

The thread would be closed down. No lol could possibly be bigger

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

we'd have to do some 4D lolling

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

I think I might actually die of lols

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alan Smithee posted:

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

Imagine just hearing an audio recording of that

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Scary! posted:

Imagine just hearing an audio recording of that

Basically this

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
It was just the greatest. Yuuuge. And i mean. I know big. I have a tower with my name on it. But Steve is a great guy just tremendous. And let me tell you bigly. Anyway I'm not gay they're great people but I'm not like that. Gay. But steve and I we did just the most tremendous things.

Cis Lord
Nov 14, 2016

Moridin920 posted:

how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator???

Looked this up, and it's mostly just pictures of a bunch of dudes in suits. There's like one chick and Trump is never even looking in her direction.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator???

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

no gently caress you dad

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

how you gonna have that headline and not post a pic of said translator???

Unfortunately there's no story - it's based on a line from this Vanity Fair column:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/graydon-carter-trump-presidency-is-already-a-joke

But it's a good read, and confirms that newspapers are in a moonshot space race to take down Trump.

Edit: Oh poo poo! Check out the photoshops on that page! lol

Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Mar 28, 2017

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

1redflag posted:

I don't know why I'm asking this, but what makes you say that?

Because his hair medication causes constant and painful impotence.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
auxiliary lol that some americans retain the trait of calling their dad "daddy" into adulthood. talking like a preschooler is their culture, and home to them haha

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

Cobweb Heart posted:

auxiliary lol that some americans retain the trait of calling their dad "daddy" into adulthood. talking like a preschooler is their culture, and home to them haha

No one not creepy or insane says that. It's a 100% reliable indicator.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

White trash do

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

Blue Train posted:

White trash do

As white trash: nobody I know.

Edit: maybe some places it's not a sign of an incredibly dramatic and/or crazy person but again, nobody I know.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Applewhite posted:

Because his hair medication causes constant and painful impotence.

What hair meds is Obama on?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Who cleared Devin Nunes into the White House?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/politics/devin-nunes-white-house-donald-trump/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCoP2W4v2v8

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Unfortunately there's no story - it's based on a line from this Vanity Fair column:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/graydon-carter-trump-presidency-is-already-a-joke

But it's a good read, and confirms that newspapers are in a moonshot space race to take down Trump.

Edit: Oh poo poo! Check out the photoshops on that page! lol

This is my favorite:



lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cthulu Carl posted:

What hair meds is Obama on?

Oops. That what I get for not following the quote chain all the way back. I assumed, this being the Trump thread, that we were talking about Trump. Disregard my comment.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Alan Smithee posted:

what if

and hear me out here

what if

the sex tape is donald and bannon

Would downplay why Bannon has a drunk nose that makes him look like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Skypie posted:

Clearly you don't understand his 98th dimensional strategy. Check and mate, snowflake. :smaug:

I love it when anytime this fictitious strategy gets mentioned the number of dimensions incrementally rises.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

36% approval rating during the honeymoon phase of his presidency.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Illegal immigrants are largely employed doing critical work and create demand in of themselves. Deporting all of them would cause q number of industries (agriculture, meat processing, etc) to collapse and the lost demand from their consumption would also drop the GDP and their tax base would also be missed.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

cowofwar posted:

Illegal immigrants are largely employed doing critical work and create demand in of themselves. Deporting all of them would cause q number of industries (agriculture, meat processing, etc) to collapse and the lost demand from their consumption would also drop the GDP and their tax base would also be missed.

Don't worry, there are plenty of unemployed Americans who will take those jobs.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Applewhite posted:

Oops. That what I get for not following the quote chain all the way back. I assumed, this being the Trump thread, that we were talking about Trump. Disregard my comment.

I appreciate your willingness to admit your mistake. Obama is probably boning Michelle at this very moment. For Melania, the presidency was the best thing that ever happened to her. I'm positive she recoils from him in private; she has done everything she possibly can to stay a healthy distance away since he became president.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

turn off the TV posted:

Don't worry, there are plenty of unemployed Americans who will take those jobs.

hell yeah man where do I sign up? I bet all my buddies are down for this, tomorrow we'll wake up at 5 am and go down to the home depot :lol::lol:

I remember when I was a kid and my parents were frustrated with my total and complete lack of ambition despite fair intelligence. I told them that when I grew up I would just work in the fields or be a subsistence farmer.

Oh, how they laughed.

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