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---------------------------------------------------------------------- WRESTLEMANIA 33 APRIL 2ND! KICK OFF STARTS AT 5PM EST. MAIN SHOW STARTS AT 7PM EST!!!! HOSTED BY THE NEW DAY Universal Title Match Goldberg(c) vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns WWE Title Match Bray Wyatt(c) vs. Randy Orton Unsanctioned Match Seth Rollins vs. Triple H John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse US Title Match Chris Jericho(c) vs. Kevin Owens Intercontinental Title Match Dean Ambrose(c) vs. Baron Corbin Raw Women's Title Elimination Match Bayley(c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax Smackdown Women's Title Match Alexa Bliss(c) vs. Every Smackdown Woman Available Raw Tag Team Title Triple Threat (Ladder?) Match Gallows & Anderson(c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Enzo & Big Cass Kick Off Pre Show Matches: Cruiserweight Title Match Neville(c) vs. Austin Aries Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal More To Be Announced????? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NXT TakeOver Orlando April 1st!!! NXT Championship Match Bobby Roode(c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura NXT Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match Authors of Pain(c) w/ Paul Ellring vs. #DIY vs. The Revival NXT Women's Championship Match Asuka(c) vs. Ember Moon Aliester Black NXT Debut Match Andrade Cien Almas vs. Aliester Black Maybe More??? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WWE Hall of Fame This Friday!! Kurt Angle inducted by John Cen Diamond Dallas Page inducted by Eric Bishoff The Rock 'N' Roll Express inducted by Jim Cornette Beth Phoenix inducted by Natalya Ravishing Rick Rude posthumously inducted by Ricky The Dragon Steamboat Teddy Long inducted by The APA Eric Garland receives the Warrior Award from Dana Warrior Legacy inductions of Rikidozan, Toots Mondt, Farmer Burns, Luther Lindsay, Dr. Jerry Graham, June Byers, Betty Grable, and Haystacks Callhoun ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw Results Raw started with Undertaker hacking/possessing the feed. Bayley came out and cut a promo about fulfilling her dreams until Charlotte came out and told her to stop dreaming and open her eyes. She says that Sasha Banks has turned her into a pawn to get that title back. Sasha comes out and says that Bayley and her know they are friends and anything else is just friendly competition even though she is going to be Bayley. Nia Jax comes out and says she's tired of hearing about the three women in the ring as they just been all over Raw since she got here. A brawl breaks out and its a tag team match next. Bayley and Sasha defeat Charlotte and Nia Jax. After the match Nia lays everyone out. Sami Zayn is interviewed and says he is going to be in the Andre Battle Royal. Stephanie McMahon butts in and says that isn't the case because Sami is a loser. If Sami wants to be in the Andre Battle Royal he has to beat Kevin Owens in a No DQ match or he's fired. Austin Aries defeated Noam Dar. Neville was on commentary. The Cruiserweight title match was announced for the preshow. Seth Rollins came out on a crutch to sign the contract for the Non Sanctioned Match with HHH. HHH comes out and tells Rollins to sit down and listen to him or he won't sign the contract. HHH gives Seth one more out and Seth turns it down. HHH says morals don't mean anything and people now get mad at rich people like him. HHH is giving Seth a chance to be rich and live well like him instead of being a poor loser without money. Seth says that's the same crap HHH sold him years ago and this time he isn't falling for it. Seth wanted redemption for falling for HHH's fast talking back then. Seth and HHH sign the contract and HHH attacks Seth Rollins. HHH tries to pedigree Seth Rollins but gets dumped out of the ring. Seth then hits HHH with a crutch to send him running. Clips of Taker interrupting the broadcasts and digging a grave for Reigns keep showing throughout Raw. Big Show hosts an Over the Top Rope Invitational in preparation of the Andre Battle Royal. Big Show eliminates Jinder Mahal, Bo Dallas, and the Shining Stars until Curtis Axel and Golden Truth triple team him. Even they aren't enough until the 4 previously eliminated guys come in and help eliminate Big Show. I don't think anyone treated this like a real match as Show came back in the ring and laid out all the heels as Golden Truth ran away. Big Show was about to leave when Braun Strowman came out and said he was in the Andre Battle Royal and Show would have to wait until Mania to get his big rear end kicked by Braun. The Andre was announced for the preshow as well. Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows cut a promo on Enzo Amore and Big Cass as they have a match tonight. Roman Reigns was interviewed about the messages Undertaker was sending and Roman says he doesn't believe in mind games and dead men and he'll tell the world what he's going to do to Taker at Mania. The New Day were at Wall Street and the Rocky Statue today being goofy or whatever. Cesaro and Sheamus were getting interviewed when The Club attacked them with ladders. Neville defeated Jack Gallagher. Neville was then interrupted with a Austin Aries News Network Update. Aries was backstage to question Neville's claim that Aries can't beat him. Aries is here to interview New Day. He wants to know who will be the Cruiserweight champion after Wrestlemania. New Day says the person that uses their hips the best. Aries says he needs to rephrase the question and gyrates this time while asking it. New Day start an A Double chant similar to their chant. Roman Reigns comes out to massive boos. He says won the Rumble in Philly one year and main evented Mania twice which he thought was the biggest moments of his career. He was wrong because at Wrestlemania he'll do what no one has done and put the deadman down. Taker cut a promo digging a single grave all by itself for Roman. He teleports into the ring and tells Roman he will rest in peace. Taker then causes the lights to go out. Enzo and Cass came out to cut a promo on Gallows and Anderson. Gallows and Anderson come out but are attacked by Sheamus and Cesaro with a ladder. All three teams fight over the ladder for some reason with Gallows and Anderson standing tall. Their tag title match will probably be a Ladder match now. Kevin Owens is interviewed backstage. He said he was a moron to be a Chris Jericho fan just like everyone else. He said they were never friends and he'd prove that at KOMania 2. First he's going to take joy in ending Sami Zayn's WWE Career tonight in a No DQ match. Sami Zayn defeats Kevin Owens after Samoa Joe and Chris Jericho interfere. Jericho apparently finally adds Kevin Owens to the List of Jericho and Owens is outraged. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come out and Heyman gives Goldberg boring second hand compliments. He calls Goldberg the Man, but Lesnar is the Beast. Heyman calls Goldberg a real life hero and real life heroes don't fair well against Brock Lesnar, as if Goldberg didn't make Lesnar look like a fool twice already. Golderg will go to Suplex City, so says Heyman. Goldberg comes out and says he can't take all of Philly to Mania so he'll bring Mania to Philly and spears Lesnar laying him out with one spear to end Raw. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Smackdown Results
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raw? boy i dunno....
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If you aren't ready for Wrestlemania after these incredible Sami Zayn segments and Stephanie McMahon setting up for some incredible women's matches, then well, you might need to re-evaluate your commitment to the WWE and wrestling as a whole.
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:16 |
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go home shows that feature almost zero wrestling are the best go home shows
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So after Kurt, DDP, Rick and The Rockers they didnt gave a gently caress about the HOF, right?
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DoctorGonzo posted:So after Kurt, DDP, Rick and The Rockers they didnt gave a gently caress about the HOF, right? After Angle.
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:19 |
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I thought Christian was going in the HOF
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the ultimate thrillride death
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t h e u l t i m a t e t h r i l l r i d e
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Can someone explain to me why Heyman changed his tongues speak mid-curse? Was it because Goldberg's also Jewish, I guess?
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Jetfire posted:Can someone explain to me why Heyman changed his tongues speak mid-curse? Was it because Goldberg's also Jewish, I guess? yep
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:21 |
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So whatever happened to the Raw smack talk show Raw Doggin' It or whatever it was called? Did they just say, "Well, Talking Smack is dumb and nobody likes it so we are just gonna quit the Raw version?
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:So whatever happened to the Raw smack talk show Raw Doggin' It or whatever it was called? they do it after raw ppvs
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:So whatever happened to the Raw smack talk show Raw Doggin' It or whatever it was called? its only after big raw ppvs or next monday
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:If you aren't ready for Wrestlemania after these incredible Sami Zayn segments and Stephanie McMahon setting up for some incredible women's matches, then well, you might need to re-evaluate your commitment to the WWE and wrestling as a whole. Good point, maybe I'll just play Mass Effect and watch Baseball
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Tweak posted:t h e Taker having to say this during his graveyard promo was the best
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:23 |
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See that's lame. Talking Smack rules and you'd think they would maybe want to do the same for Raw since it works and people enjoy it.
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:"Well, Talking Smack is dumb and nobody likes it so we are just gonna quit the Raw version? Look at this guy being all wrong and poo poo
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Talking Smack is proof that the people writing promos for the wrestlers are terrible at their jobs. Look at how the Miz, Corbin, etc. are on Talking Smack when they're allowed to be themselves, versus how they are during the show. It's night and day.
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Sheamus got a really nasty gash on Raw https://twitter.com/WWESheamus/status/846564732920320000
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achillesforever6 posted:Sheamus got a really nasty gash on Raw nobody should get hurt over this piece of poo poo show
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achillesforever6 posted:Sheamus got a really nasty gash on Raw Good God that's gnarly.
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I missed that section. How did this happen to Sheamdaddy?
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:47 |
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Prepare the battlefield for a massacre. https://twitter.com/pwstream/status/846422672900870144
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The Hardys with wwe writing? I hope Impact wins the lawsuit.
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DoctorGonzo posted:The Hardys with wwe writing? I hope Impact wins the lawsuit. Well, maybe they'll get lucky and end up on Smackdahahahhahahhaha
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I can't wait to see the nostalgia run wild as the Hardy's convulse dance and point their fingers to their heads with extreme angst.
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SUN GOD AVATAR posted:See that's lame. Talking Smack rules and you'd think they would maybe want to do the same for Raw since it works and people enjoy it. They did it for Raw and it was loving awful
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Ragnarok the Red posted:Well, maybe they'll get lucky and end up on Smackdahahahhahahhaha HHH is going to book them on NXT or in a bullshit network tournament that nobody cares. If they are lucky HHH will book himself to feud with them.
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Raw was bad.
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Sheamus' third eye
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I didn't even watch raw.
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Good
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man samoa joe injuring seth's knee might have been the best thing to happen to his character. otherwise he'd still be whining about not being handed the title
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Gonz posted:Prepare the battlefield for a massacre. I'm not going to lie, the Broken Hardys burning through Raw's poo poo tag division to set up a confrontation with New Day could be the only thing that makes me give a poo poo about it again at this point. Complaints about Smackdown's tag division being dead due to lacking screentime and storylines may have merit, but at least they're only theoretically buried due to lack of exposure instead of actually buried. Also, its hard to envision the Broken Hardyz (or even Hardy Boyz classic edition) fitting in with Smackdown's division. I feel like they would stick out like a sore thumb. But for some reason the Broken version seems like it would slot in with what Raw has going pretty seamlessly. Can't say for sure why, its just a feeling.
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Hardys on NXT would probably be the best thing for them and WWE. It'd give the Hardys a much lighter schedule and let them be with their families and their kids more, something that is a priority to them, they'd be big draws and they'd obviously have a lot to teach the developmental guys. Like, they should be around for big shows like the big four, but gently caress it, why not let them mainly be NXT guys. I don't think two guys with their mileage and each one having a very young child need to be on the road every week.
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Go home, Mania. Go home.
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achillesforever6 posted:Sheamus got a really nasty gash on Raw Holy Christ that looks deep. Right above the eye socket too, he's really lucky.
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