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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Wrong. The perfect way for trump to be taken down is if he gets impeached for getting a blowjob in the Oval Office

Edit: I debated for a while if I should include who's giving the BJ. For your pleasure, and trumps, here's a choose your own adventure:
A) ivanka
B) bannon
C) bill Clinton
D) the guy who played mini-me dressed up as a smaller version of trump

Maybe in a Putin-esque twist, with an SA obession sprinkled in, and it's Pavel Petel.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

i dunno if this is really the dilbert man or not but it's a pretty sad take regardless

https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/846545425733566464

lol yeah, scott adams is a broke brained brogrammer who think trump is going to calculate his way to success

also it doesnt matter if he's wrong cuz he's mid life crisining and can always motorboat these tits instead of listen

https://twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/839496265599610881

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
wat a hot bhabi!

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Holy poo poo I was going to link one or two of these but I can't pick just one.

Just holy poo poo

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

LumpyGumby posted:

Holy poo poo I was going to link one or two of these but I can't pick just one.

Just holy poo poo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

the veiny dick in trump mouth is very edgy

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
This gave me a good lol

https://imgur.com/gallery/bQxx9

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Lol
First on CNN: White House wants $1 billion for 62 miles of border wall
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/politics/trump-border-wall-cost-distance/index.html

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

King of Bees posted:

Lol
First on CNN: White House wants $1 billion for 62 miles of border wall
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/politics/trump-border-wall-cost-distance/index.html

wow 62 miles. nearly there guys!!

https://twitter.com/kharyp/status/846540423002832896

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

cnut posted:

The lols are coming from inside the thread! Lol.

They lols are coming from South of the border.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration'

Before trump became preisent, if melania had decided to tell the press how cruelly he treats her, he could do the usual rich white guy thing, smear her publicly as a cheating slut and counter sue her into poverty

Since he became president, she gained some bargaining power, as any media outlet would be slavering to her any of her allegations and the public loves a good presidential scandal to latch onto

I've never seen her as a helpless damsel; she has agency and undoubtedly knew exactly what she was getting when she got involved with him, she has a route to fame and it was her choice to make, but even trump's biggest supporters don't doubt he's a lovely husband. I see her staying away from him now as an ultimatum, "let me do what I want and gently caress who I want discretely in new York or I'm going to spill the beans and you have no idea what recordings I've been keeping all these years"

Hypotheticals are fun, I see why trump uses them so often!

No offense to Melania, but I think you're giving her way too much credit here. She's as dumb as a brick, my friend. Although she's still smarter than Donald because she knows how to hide it.

Remember when she gave a speech that she copied from Michelle Obama? LOL I think she learned her lesson on that very special day

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker

Applewhite posted:

lol ofc Scott Adams is a Trump supporter.

Chapo Traphouse went through this profile that Bloomberg did on Adams last week. Probably worth a lol.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-22/how-dilbert-s-scott-adams-got-hypnotized-by-trump

quote:

How Scott Adams Got Hypnotized by Trump
Come to his Dilbert-shaped home. Bite into a Dilberito. Be persuaded on genocide, mental orgasms, and his fellow Master Wizard, the president of the United States.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
A lot of people wish trump was a Grand Wizard I'm noticing today

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
House of Cards speed run.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Heteroy posted:

Chapo Traphouse went through this profile that Bloomberg did on Adams last week. Probably worth a lol.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-22/how-dilbert-s-scott-adams-got-hypnotized-by-trump

Like have we pinned it down to a date when he snapped or??!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Like have we pinned it down to a date when he snapped or??!

I think it's always been there, a malignant cancer within, slowly asserting its dominance

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846533818811080704
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846536212362018816

No puppet! No puppet!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The congresswoman who represents the Florida district that includes President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort wants the White House to help pay for his frequent official visits to the area.

“We understand the president wanting to be here every week,” Rep. Lois Frankel (D-Fla.) said on Monday, per CBS Miami. “We understand that. This is paradise, right?”

However, she said presidential visits to Palm Beach County have cost $1.7 million in overtime pay and other expenses so far this year. A nearby airport shut down during presidential visits has lost $30,000 every weekend Trump was in town and it missed out on a $440,000 helicopter contract.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-costs_us_58d9d2c6e4b00f68a5ca35c1

natives are getting restless...lol

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
i want an alien to descend and put a gun to my head and demand who my leader is

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Soho Joe posted:

i want an alien to descend and put a gun to my head and demand who my leader is

"Get this, Xoklit, my leader is Donald Trump LOL"

*gets zapped into ash*

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost

Skypie posted:

"Get this, Xoklit, my leader is Donald Trump LOL"

*gets zapped into ash*

wanted to post :thejoke: but this is a lol thread.

p funny :)

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
President Donald Trump headed to one of his golf courses again Sunday, marking his 13th visit to one since taking office and the eighth consecutive weekend he has spent at properties bearing his name.

While the President hasn't played golf on every visit, sometimes attending to presidential business, the trips underscore a break with his insistence on the campaign trail that he wouldn't spend his time golfing because of how hard he would be working.

White House officials told reporters that Trump held meetings at the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, over the weekend, but did not say how many or with whom.


http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/donald-trump-golf/

lol...we elected a lazy fat manchild as president, lol

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Lime Tonics posted:

The congresswoman who represents the Florida district that includes President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort wants the White House to help pay for his frequent official visits to the area.

“We understand the president wanting to be here every week,” Rep. Lois Frankel (D-Fla.) said on Monday, per CBS Miami. “We understand that. This is paradise, right?”

However, she said presidential visits to Palm Beach County have cost $1.7 million in overtime pay and other expenses so far this year. A nearby airport shut down during presidential visits has lost $30,000 every weekend Trump was in town and it missed out on a $440,000 helicopter contract.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-costs_us_58d9d2c6e4b00f68a5ca35c1

natives are getting restless...lol

Shouldn't have voted red, my dude

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Holy poo poo how is he so stupid?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
He put real in his username

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol at all of this but big uranium in particular

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Big pharma. Big tobacco. Big oil. Big uranium. Big Lee

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
He's such a hard worker guys, remember how he's giving up his payche... Wait... Lol

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Soho Joe posted:

wanted to post :thejoke: but this is a lol thread.

p funny :)

Thanks for the feel goods, friend. We are all here to lol as one people.

Also I'm in Texas right now - prime Trump land

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Heteroy posted:

Chapo Traphouse went through this profile that Bloomberg did on Adams last week. Probably worth a lol.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-22/how-dilbert-s-scott-adams-got-hypnotized-by-trump

Of course he has a copy of "The Pickup Artist" on his bookshelf. Of-loving-course.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Soho Joe posted:

i want an alien to descend and put a gun to my head and demand who my leader is

"Take me to your leader!"
<Moments later>
"What is this, some kind of joke? Take me to your real leader."

Alternately:

"Take me to your leader!"
<Moments later>
"Take me away from your leader!"

"Take me to your leader!"
<Moments later>
"Wait, this isn't Hillary or Bernie, wtf?"

If they did come down and ask to be taken to our leader, the real question is: should we bring them to Angela Merkel or Vladimir Putin? Lol!

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Lime Tonics posted:

The congresswoman who represents the Florida district that includes President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort wants the White House to help pay for his frequent official visits to the area.

“We understand the president wanting to be here every week,” Rep. Lois Frankel (D-Fla.) said on Monday, per CBS Miami. “We understand that. This is paradise, right?”

However, she said presidential visits to Palm Beach County have cost $1.7 million in overtime pay and other expenses so far this year. A nearby airport shut down during presidential visits has lost $30,000 every weekend Trump was in town and it missed out on a $440,000 helicopter contract.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-costs_us_58d9d2c6e4b00f68a5ca35c1

natives are getting restless...lol

Trump only won by 100k votes, as a reminder.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

bollig posted:

Trump only won by 100k votes, as a reminder.

Voter fraud

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Soho Joe posted:

wanted to post :thejoke: but this is a lol thread.

p funny :)

SNL beat you to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMLmopK_Qkk

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846672219073863681

lol! lol! lol!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:

President Donald Trump headed to one of his golf courses again Sunday, marking his 13th visit to one since taking office and the eighth consecutive weekend he has spent at properties bearing his name.

While the President hasn't played golf on every visit, sometimes attending to presidential business, the trips underscore a break with his insistence on the campaign trail that he wouldn't spend his time golfing because of how hard he would be working.

White House officials told reporters that Trump held meetings at the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, over the weekend, but did not say how many or with whom.


http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/donald-trump-golf/

lol...we elected a lazy fat manchild as president, lol
Millionaire rear end in a top hat Golfing Again!
lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Play posted:

No offense to Melania, but I think you're giving her way too much credit here. She's as dumb as a brick, my friend. Although she's still smarter than Donald because she knows how to hide it.

Remember when she gave a speech that she copied from Michelle Obama? LOL I think she learned her lesson on that very special day

Lol, I miss Obama and Michelle. Their kids too, even the loving dog. They were the perfect little family.

Instead we have this human atrocity and his Beavis and butthead brood lol

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

Applewhite posted:

lol ofc Scott Adams is a Trump supporter.
scott adams is his own lil' trove of lols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5peKa8i1o8&t=1047s

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

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Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
https://twitter.com/Annaladygrande/status/846672411558752257

Video is apparently reversed but I think that would be a bigger lol

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