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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol I left my phone in the car Sunday night, didn't answer my phone Monday morning because said phone was in the car, my mom texted me a few times then called the cops because she thought I was dead or something. Which apparently gives them permission to search my premises. They knocked on the door, then went out in the backyard searched the garage. So then I opened the back door and was immediately cuffed because I guess that's what happens when someone tells the police you might be dead. hey, the good news is if you were black you would be dead now
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/846844480141643777 I'm surprised more tech nerds aren't up in arms over this
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/846844480141643777 hopefully this is like the time i had the 55 gallon drum of lube in my amazon search history and they recommended a horse mask to me
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol I left my phone in the car Sunday night, didn't answer my phone Monday morning because said phone was in the car, my mom texted me a few times then called the cops because she thought I was dead or something. Which apparently gives them permission to search my premises. They knocked on the door, then went out in the backyard searched the garage. So then I opened the back door and was immediately cuffed because I guess that's what happens when someone tells the police you might be dead. wait wait i got something for this police helicopter mom
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Al! posted:Nunes (striking reporter with own microphone): "Why are you recusing yourself? Why are you recusing yourself??"
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I'll add that story to my list of reasons I don't have a cell phone for people who just can't understand why I don't have a cell phone. Spoiler alert: the real reason is I hate everyone and talking to everyone.
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Al! posted:wait wait i got something for this hahaha lol
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol I left my phone in the car Sunday night, didn't answer my phone Monday morning because said phone was in the car, my mom texted me a few times then called the cops because she thought I was dead or something. Which apparently gives them permission to search my premises. They knocked on the door, then went out in the backyard searched the garage. So then I opened the back door and was immediately cuffed because I guess that's what happens when someone tells the police you might be dead. Call your mom, jerk and umm, maybe embellish this story a bit when you impress a girl  all in all, this street experience toughened you up and expanded your outlook on life and im glad of it in the age of trump u were arrested, and now that you know what its like, u can fight for your right to NOT be arrested or whatever because of others who are arrested right now and stuff
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol I left my phone in the car Sunday night, didn't answer my phone Monday morning because said phone was in the car, my mom texted me a few times then called the cops because she thought I was dead or something. Which apparently gives them permission to search my premises. They knocked on the door, then went out in the backyard searched the garage. So then I opened the back door and was immediately cuffed because I guess that's what happens when someone tells the police you might be dead. lol the security guards at my apartment called the cops on me for being drunk (i had hit my head and my hair and shirt were covered in blood and i guess they saw me or something) so the cops came banging on my door and then asked if they could come take a look around. of course i said "nobody is coming inside" and they kicked rocks. lmao know ur rights dude.
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triple sulk posted:I'm surprised more tech nerds aren't up in arms over this They have been gently worn down over the years by all the empty threats to do some of this poo poo. Remember when all those websites shut off for a day? Republicans finally did it though.
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Feminasty Slut posted:I'll add that story to my list of reasons I don't have a cell phone for people who just can't understand why I don't have a cell phone. Spoiler alert: the real reason is I hate everyone and talking to everyone. now tell us about all the televisions you dont even own
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Feminasty Slut posted:I'll add that story to my list of reasons I don't have a cell phone for people who just can't understand why I don't have a cell phone. Spoiler alert: the real reason is I hate everyone and talking to everyone. "i dont have a cell phone" is the new "i dont hava tv" also lol i have a cell phone but i haven't paid for it to have cell phone service in like, 3 months now
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hey guys i dont have a facebook account im a libertarian i dont own a tv free market you guys
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imo TRUMP!!!!!! sjhould get a beard and combine with the this look
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mormonpartyboat posted:hows ur blood pressure doin apparently fine? Don't remember the exact measurements but my pulse was 98 which I think is pretty OK considering I had 5 police officers with guns in my house and I was just being unhandcuffed. mormonpartyboat posted:and did u joke "i bet its a bit high right now!!!!!!" I didn't joke at all until they uncuffed me and they started joking about my insane mom. I'm laughing now but dudes with guns came into my house and cuffed me, I don't own a weapon other than technically my kitchen knives, it was loving terrifying.
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/846844480141643777  time to proxy up
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gregday posted:https://twitter.com/AndreaChalupa/status/846752040281935872 imagine if tony soprano was president
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol I left my phone in the car Sunday night, didn't answer my phone Monday morning because said phone was in the car, my mom texted me a few times then called the cops because she thought I was dead or something. Which apparently gives them permission to search my premises. They knocked on the door, then went out in the backyard searched the garage. So then I opened the back door and was immediately cuffed because I guess that's what happens when someone tells the police you might be dead. What'd your mom say about it
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Police doing anything is terrifying, I had two beers over two hours (w/ food!) last Friday and got pulled over for driving over the lines and I thought I was going to jail until I blew a .028. The dude told me that the test needed the air in the bottom of my lungs so I'm like 'So that's the air I'm not giving you' and did this bitch blow onto the device and the guy kept yelling at me that I was trying to cheat the system  The time before that I was 100% convinced I was going to get shot by the cop, the guy was completely freaked out and kept reaching towards his gun. I could not imagine being black in this country, I'd have a heart attack.
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Kurtofan posted:imagine if tony soprano was president fegetaboutit
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Darkman Fanpage posted:
lol as if this doesnt affect everything you've already touched. also use a vpn.
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GobiasIndustries posted:apparently fine? Don't remember the exact measurements but my pulse was 98 which I think is pretty OK considering I had 5 police officers with guns in my house and I was just being unhandcuffed. lol
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Philthy posted:hey guys i dont have a facebook account This is literally one of my uncles, also he works on a missile base lol
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jarofpiss posted:lol the security guards at my apartment called the cops on me for being drunk (i had hit my head and my hair and shirt were covered in blood and i guess they saw me or something) so the cops came banging on my door and then asked if they could come take a look around. of course i said "nobody is coming inside" and they kicked rocks. lmao know ur rights dude. When I opened the door and told them I didn't consent to them entering the apartment they literally cuffed me for 'seeming agitated' and apparently if someone calls the police and tells them that you are a harmful threat to someone they can do that. So...I learned something.
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Brother Friendship posted:Police doing anything is terrifying, I had two beers over two hours (w/ food!) last Friday and got pulled over for driving over the lines and I thought I was going to jail until I blew a .028. The dude told me that the test needed the air in the bottom of my lungs so I'm like 'So that's the air I'm not giving you' and did this bitch blow onto the device and the guy kept yelling at me that I was trying to cheat the system
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anime was right posted:lol as if this doesnt affect everything you've already touched. im not good with computers so thanks for the tip
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Philthy posted:fegetaboutit Words to the wise, remember pearl harbor
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Baloogan posted:lol, get a gun Yeah I'm 100% doing this when I have the funds.
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