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DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Brother Friendship posted:

One of the founding rules of the universe is that if you support Donald Trump you will be betrayed and thrown into a ditch at the first convenient moment.

Or fall out of a window while installing a hot tub.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i'm sure bringing an asteroid into LEO will have zero negative consequences along with absolutely nothing to fear if anything goes wrong

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Gringostar posted:

and the award for biggest self own of 2017 goes to 4chan

maybe they're just more worried about jews and mexicans than they are about their own well being

or maybe they're just really, really, really, really dumb

or maybe it's both

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
Hahahaha

The funniest part is it's not a joke

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Geosynchronous orbit 1.5 miles above the lower Hudson

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Step 1: capture asteroid

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

My Linux Rig posted:

maybe they're just more worried about jews and mexicans than they are about their own well being

or maybe they're just really, really, really, really dumb

or maybe it's both

dude, it's not racism it's called economic anxiety

but yeah it's both

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/NPMRP/status/846835559192514560

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Gringostar posted:

i'm sure bringing an asteroid into LEO will have zero negative consequences along with absolutely nothing to fear if anything goes wrong

I mean the good news is they'll have difficulty finding an engineer who won't laugh at them

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Step 1: capture asteroid

Step 2: put your junk in that box

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Well on the plus side: Americans' track record with potential planet ending disasters indicates you'll at least have no problem getting them to let you steer a meteor directly towards the planet

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Kimberly always looks freezing cold every time she's in Zordon's Command Center like I wonder what the thermostat is set to in there.

Everyone else always seems fine tho.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

Historical fact : long ago kale used to be called "cabbage"

Huh!

acai berries are just blueberries grown in a certain region of brazil

like champagne is sparkling wine from champagne in france

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/846861952144039939

quote:

“His con­gres­sion­al-af­fairs folks have reached out to us and they’ve in­vited some of us to the White House to meet with his le­gis­lat­ive dir­ect­or [Marc Short],” Cuel­lar said. “If it was Trump, we should give him the cour­tesy. But when, with all due re­spect, it’s a staffer, I think he needs to come to us. So what we’re go­ing to do is we’re go­ing to reach out to him and say, ‘Hey, if you want to come and talk to us come over to the Con­gress.’”

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Have you considered bringing earth to the asteroid. ???!?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

No, now the zen master says: "NITE CREW!!!!!!!!!"

that's a misquote he actually says "h m b o l n o t h i n g m a t t e r s"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Not even Foxnews is covering Trump's Clinton uranium tweet. He's going continue harping on it until it gets the attention he feels it deserves.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Shugojin posted:

I mean the good news is they'll have difficulty finding an engineer who won't laugh at them

c'est la verite

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Hahaha wow this is loving wild

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

even the shittiest of dems are telling orange pissbaby to gently caress off

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Show this to white people and they will suddenly care about police brutality.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

"homeless and hungry told to 'get hosed'"

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

Epic High Five posted:

I wonder how this works with massive networks like campus secure networks that tens of thousands of people use

Depends on who runs the network. For university networks, often the university itself is your isp and so they're the only ones who can map traffic back to you at the packet level. This doesn't protect you at all if they decide to sell that data or your browsing is tracked via cookies or other techniques that might attempt to identify individuals behind a NAT'd ip.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mormonpartyboat posted:

acai berries are just blueberries grown in a certain region of brazil

like champagne is sparkling wine from champagne in france

carrots werent always orange, they were bred that way as a gift to the duke of oranje.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My Linux Rig posted:

i'd like to know how 4chan's /pol/ is justifying this

cause if anyone is for internet privacy, it's 4channers (for obvious reasons)

I brought it up with an alt-right buddy of mine and boy howdy they aren't happy about it

Not sure what they expected Republicans to do tho lmao

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mormonpartyboat posted:

acai berries are just blueberries grown in a certain region of brazil

like champagne is sparkling wine from champagne in france

yeah, classism brands everything, to give a false sense of exclusivity

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

[the thing i wrote before itt about groundhog day but with trump tweets]

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Winkie01 posted:

Show this to white people and they will suddenly care about police brutality.

then tell them the dog was selling cigarettes and watch their opinion change

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Lindsey O. Graham posted:

c'est la verite

i mean it's because "we don't even have the things to do that and you don't have enough money if we did"

Tsed
Jan 30, 2008

aaaaag drugs





Shugojin posted:

I mean the good news is they'll have difficulty finding an engineer who won't laugh at them

have you met engineers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

Geosynchronous orbit 1.5 miles above the lower Hudson

Okay tests came back and this idea comes it at...

whew it's a doozy

1.347 megaTrumps in the Bad Idea Index

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What could go wrong with suspending a building from an asteroid in Leo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tsed posted:

have you met engineers

yeah, there is no bad idea an engineer doesn't love

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

Okay tests came back and this idea comes it at...

whew it's a doozy

1.347 megaTrumps in the Bad Idea Index

so definitely happening then

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

euphronius posted:

Geosynchronous orbit 1.5 miles above the lower Hudson

geosynchronous orbits have to equitorial

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Gringostar posted:

even the shittiest of dems are telling orange pissbaby to gently caress off

old but the first one I found. Imagine being a dem no matter how lovely and willing to bend the knee with these numbers

quote:

Disapproval is 89 - 5 percent among Democrats

https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2436

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



When space sends its asteroids, they're not sending their best. They're sending astral bodies that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing aliens. They're bringing radiation. They're rapists.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



They better call it the fuckin' Ministry of Truth. Turn it into a jail!

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

I brought it up with an alt-right buddy of mine and boy howdy they aren't happy about it

Not sure what they expected Republicans to do tho lmao

no idea :shrug:
you get what you pay for, and they voted for the slimy car salesman; they are gonna ride this lovely wreck right outta the lot too, because all sales are final!

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