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The bigger philosophical question is do zombies shart. And if they do, are they embarrassed by it.
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Mar 27, 2017 23:44
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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The bigger philosophical question is do zombies shart. And if they do, are they embarrassed by it.
sharting would require a higher understanding of bodily conditins than zombies seem to possess, generally only understanding locomotion and mastication
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Mar 28, 2017 00:31
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- Space Taxi
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They probably get gassy.
Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 29, 2017
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Mar 29, 2017 01:17
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- Scaly Haylie
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but enough about decomposition
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Mar 29, 2017 01:52
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- google THIS
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Triumph, the Zombie Insult Comic Dog: Graaahr rhaaaaahhhr raagghrr graah! ...GRAAH RAH RAHR...uurrhh... (stammers, unsure how to finish the joke)
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Mar 30, 2017 01:40
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Are people with maggots on them considered the living dead?
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Mar 30, 2017 21:42
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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How bad does zombie poop smell, am I right?
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Mar 30, 2017 21:45
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I have an "undying" neurotic desire to sequester detritus and pests deep into the earth. With zombie corpses and remains, my strange impulse is triggered to maximum
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Mar 30, 2017 21:50
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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well yeah, i mean this is the necromancer forum right?
its the opposite of necromancy. i don't like dirty things on the land
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Mar 30, 2017 22:16
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- google THIS
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A damned soul is briefly released from the eternal fire for a short bathroom break. He groans as he limps along the line of Porta Potties. They're all occupied. At first he despairs, but then, slowly, he turns his eyes upward.
WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL...
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Mar 30, 2017 22:36
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- ItasteColors
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followup: do lady zombies go to the restroom in groups during/after a brain feast to apply makeup and talk trash about the boy zombies? or am I just reducing these brain-eating monsters to a cartoonish stereotype?
Zombies are far too progressive for traditional gender roles
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Mar 31, 2017 00:05
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