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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Nikki is adding so much to this feud by standing around an nodding while John talks.

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Big Promo John pulling all his classic Big Promo moves.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Gumball Gumption posted:

I hope Cena doesn't propose and instead cuts a promo about how marriage is an outdated institution and he doesn't need a contract to prove his love.

Cena needed like a 40 page contract just for Nikki to live with him

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Be A Star Cena

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


One of Nikki's best promos IMO

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

Nikki is adding so much to this feud by standing around an nodding while John talks.

womens revolution!!!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BWV posted:

One of Nikki's best promos IMO

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dont doxx me.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Um, Cena. You should really throw stones about plastic surgery when your wife and the twins are sitting right there.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is stupid

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

dromal phrenia posted:

Cena needed like a 40 page contract just for Nikki to live with him

Then he'll get down on one knee and ask for a pre-nup. And then won't propose.

bartok
May 10, 2006




Undertaker is looking rough

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

BWV posted:

One of Nikki's best promos IMO

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

if i was wearing nice expensive clothes i would not fight until i stripped down

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

Nikki is adding so much to this feud by standing around an nodding while John talks.

She knows she's getting the ring at WM, so why show any effort?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Cena is one of the best ever at cutting promos and I also absolutely hate his goddamn promos

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I hope he proposes and says "why don't we get married tomorrow night on Raw" and then Breezango ties Nikki up backstage and Tyler tries to marry John

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Is Cena still talking?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Haha it wasn't on the side of your face you overdramatic baby. And you went "owwie" for like ten minutes before you slowly dragged yourself up and hurried to the end of the match so you could go get it kissied better.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Wow I can't believe how utterly owned the Miz was.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

BWV posted:

One of Nikki's best promos IMO

so much for that

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Maryse: "Mike, don't go back. Seriously I have a dress on. I can't go Fight. Seriously. The dress..."

Miz jumps off the ring ramp.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Homes? John is also Eddies son?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
iiiiiim nikki bella and im sorta a little retardedd???????

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

yeah good work nikki

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I hope he proposes and says "why don't we get married tomorrow night on Raw" and then Breezango ties Nikki up backstage and Tyler tries to marry John

the swerve we need

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Nikki just ruined the whole drat thing :(

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Miz and Maryse are the faces

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

I hope he proposes and says "why don't we get married tomorrow night on Raw" and then Breezango ties Nikki up backstage and Tyler tries to marry John

Why do you want me to accidentally hurt myself marking out again

I mean my god I've been around long enough, you know the stupider the plot poo poo the more I get excited about it.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Maryse should cave Nikki's silicone'd chest in.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Haha it wasn't on the side of your face you overdramatic baby. And you went "owwie" for like ten minutes before you slowly dragged yourself up and hurried to the end of the match so you could go get it kissied better.

if that was the worst thing he's fought through then he shouldn't of mentioned it

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I loved that so much.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol poor American Alpha. Not even a Smackdown tag match on the Mania card

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Now it's ruined

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Um, Cena. You should really throw stones about plastic surgery when your wife and the twins are sitting right there.

Umm that was a case of immaculate dissection.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Um, Cena. You should really throw stones about plastic surgery when your wife and the twins are sitting right there.

i especially enjoyed that insult in the wake of the womens revolution poo poo lol

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol poor American Alpha. Not even a Smackdown tag match on the Mania card

well not yet anyway

bartok
May 10, 2006



The Miz is going to get an adult to help deal with this bully

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh my god I cared for so long then Nikki opened her mouth.

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