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Captain Log posted:I'll find the hoot hole. ive made this promise many times but never delivered
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Ahm Hoot and he's Holler
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My girlfriend promised the hoot hole one year for my birthday and renegged, what makes you any different Captain Log
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Bluedeanie posted:My girlfriend promised the hoot hole one year for my birthday and renegged, what makes you any different Captain Log Women mistake a lack of caring for confidence?
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I'm legit excited for Chael Vs Wanderlei https://youtu.be/9a96AUG4M90 Rofl when Wand calls in and claims they both have 2 balls. willie_dee fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Mar 28, 2017 15:01
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Has wanderlei ever shown good defense against a power double?
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Mar 28, 2017 18:56
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Under no circumstances has Wanderlei shown good defense against anything in any way
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Mar 28, 2017 18:59
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the best defense against a 16 year old in sparring is a good offense against a 16 year old in sparring
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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/846778091464802305 
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matt my dude it's probably from like, working out and sweating constantly as a professional athlete, not college parties from 20 years ago
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Mar 28, 2017 19:21
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Unless he is sporting a big ole scar now I'm not sure what "pull out" means. I don't want to know.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:31
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If a time traveling car can flatten Ben Rothwell's balls, then I firmly believe that a time traveling frat party can stretch out Matt Mitrione's kidneys and urethra
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Mar 28, 2017 19:54
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Fat Shitrione has a crippling Dr. Pepper addiction, I'm shocked.
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I wonder how many i have, but looking forward to it, what age do kidney stones become a thing, asking for a friend, for a project
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I wonder how many i have, but looking forward to it, what age do kidney stones become a thing, asking for a friend, for a project I had one at thirty-one. I thought I was loving dying in my dick. Pissing into a strainer is great fun.
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I wonder how many i have, but looking forward to it, what age do kidney stones become a thing, asking for a friend, for a project I don't think it's generally an issue unless you have hydration issues or broken genes or something.
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I wonder how many i have, but looking forward to it, what age do kidney stones become a thing, asking for a friend, for a project No dude. You really really are not.
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The only thing I know about kidneys stones comes from the Karl Pilkington series "The Moaning of Life" wherein a midwife says she's talked to women who have given both birth to humans and kidney stones and they'd rather give birth to babies another 100 times before they had to pass a kidney stone again. Oh, and that one scene from Deadwood where Al Swearengen passes one. I want nothing to do with kidney stones at all. I also wish Fat Shitrione well on his life's journey.
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Eat This Glob posted:that one scene from Deadwood where Al Swearengen passes one. I want nothing to do with kidney stones at all. This times a million. Mine was small enough that they didn't break it up physically. But I was under the impression that wasn't a surgical procedure unless a golf ball gets stuck in your body somewhere. You literally get to piss into a little funnel with wire mesh at the end to "catch" anything that passes. Uh...it's challenging to do on your own.
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Captain Log posted:I had one at thirty-one. I thought I was loving dying in my dick. Pissing into a strainer is great fun. i worry about you my dude
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DOCTOR: This is probably due to serial dehydration MATT MITRIONE: [having flashbacks of eating dry capn crunch in a dorm room]
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It feels like there's Captain Crunch in my dick hole, doc.
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I'll be surprised if this sells out https://twitter.com/Jason_Floyd/status/847093842759335936
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Rigel posted:I'll be surprised if this sells out I realize this is in MSG and that's going to skew prices comparably, but tickets were cheaper for UFC's upcoming Fox card and that's really funny to me.
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I guess if you're doing everything you can to appeal to a very specific fan, you may as well go all out when it comes to getting their money.
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Mar 29, 2017 15:46
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Fructose is meant to be bad for kidney stones, and soda has lots of it so lay off the pop
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he's gonna lay out the pop soon enough
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Bellator did 100k buys with rampage/king mo, brooks/Chandler, and tito Ortiz Now it's chael/wanderlei, fedor/shitrione, chandler/primus, and lima/Larkin I think they are banking on Chaels promotional skills, Lima vs Larkin is a cool fight
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Bellator did 100k buys with rampage/king mo, brooks/Chandler, and tito Ortiz Lima vs Larkin is indeed rad, but that fight and two shameful legacy bouts isn't gonna get $10 off a UFC PPV out of me.
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How well did tickets sell for whatever event was scheduled to be Fedor/Mitrione before the fight got called off?
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I really really really hope the Chael that showed up for Tito doesn't come back. He owned up to having a lovely performance but I never really heard a why.
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Sergei Kharitonov vs Chase Gormley
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Sergei Kharitonov vs Chase Gormley congratulations to bellator's new matchmaker, rheinhold
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Is there going to be a thread for tomorrow? Because I'm not loving making it.
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Captain Log posted:I really really really hope the Chael that showed up for Tito doesn't come back. He owned up to having a lovely performance but I never really heard a why. He chalked it up to ring rust when he was on the MMA Hour on Monday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a96AUG4M90&t=470s He also dumps on Tito (and himself) starting at 8:35.
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Bluedeanie posted:I realize this is in MSG and that's going to skew prices comparably, but tickets were cheaper for UFC's upcoming Fox card and that's really funny to me. I went to UFC on Fox: Diaz vs Miller at the Izod Center a few years ago and I think I paid $150 for like middle lower arena seating (not floor seating) which was really reasonable. Those prices are a bit silly to me. Then again I bought $50 to see Road FC next month in Seoul so... It's this event too -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0laMIOAEME There's not many names other than the HW guy who fought Fedor a while back, and a Korean ex-UFC fighter who is fighting the dude who Joe Riggs beat for the Bellator "Not TUF" show finals. Apparently Melvin Guillard was supposed to be on the card. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Does Chael always train at team quest?
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Unfunny Poster posted:I went to UFC on Fox: Diaz vs Miller at the Izod Center a few years ago and I think I paid $150 for like middle lower arena seating (not floor seating) which was really reasonable. Those prices are a bit silly to me. Then again I bought $50 to see Road FC next month in Seoul so... My roommate is considering dragging me to NYC for Bellator. Last time we saw the UFC was the Fight Night in Portland's Moda Center, and we had eye level seats for about $80-90 apiece. Supposedly we'll have some work to do in NYC to offset the expense, but he's definitely more hyped for it than I am. If we go, and half the headlining fights get cancelled because of the usual fuckery, I'm taking him off the lease before we get home.
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