TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Concordat posted:

As illustrated this gizmo would obliterate the airliner right into the ground about a quarter turn from now

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:00

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:37

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i vote for funnier, as this would never have happened with our last prez

lol u think this aint the last prez

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:01

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Is Trump...possibly...maybe...conceivably...I know that it's a longshot, but perhaps he possibly could be...

...
...
...

...bad?

hes actually very good

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:00

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

GobiasIndustries posted:

I still get the feeling that 2018 is going to be really bad for Dems. They basically can't take back the Senate but the House is going to end up real rough. Because and nothing matters.

Trying to predict anything in this timeline is a fool's errand. Such is the power of Trump that even reality must bend to his will. Trump, however, does not understand his immense power, nor does he have the capacity to understand or control it

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:02

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

apatheticman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A slowdive is pretty cool

drat yeah they are I haven't listened to slowdive in a minute

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:02

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol u think this aint the last prez

well, you know that it's to you i always defer :sparkles:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:02

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Basically put a MAGA hat on this guy and that's Trump-

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:03

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

shiksa posted:

drat yeah they are I haven't listened to slowdive in a minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INLBsRYVBs

I got a new headphone amp now I can listen to the shoegaze albums REALLY LOUD AND ITS AWESOME.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:05

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

eonwe posted:

hes actually very good

oh word?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:06

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

That DICK! posted:

for the love of GOD someone please help me

just look up the guides, not even worth your time

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:08

Stephen K. Bannon: Mar 8, 2017; by Smythe

Mayor Dave posted:

So I've been pretty out of it today on prescription cough syrup

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:08

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

C-Euro posted:

Basically put a MAGA hat on this guy and that's Trump-

trump has a nic cage pyramid too?!

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:09

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

C-Euro posted:

Trying to predict anything in this timeline is a fool's errand. Such is the power of Trump that even reality must bend to his will. Trump, however, does not understand his immense power, nor does he have the capacity to understand or control it

i feel like if trump tried to use it it would immediately fail

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:09

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Yinlock posted:

i feel like if trump tried to use it it would immediately fail

Like how it's hard to be funny when you're put on the spot, except for turning crowds of people into a frothing riot

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

C-Euro posted:

Basically put a MAGA hat on this guy and that's Trump-

img-george-triangle.jpg

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:16

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

trump bad

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:17

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

apatheticman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INLBsRYVBs

I got a new headphone amp now I can listen to the shoegaze albums REALLY LOUD AND ITS AWESOME.

shoegaze good

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:17

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Holy poo poo I cannot wait until fall to see just fields of rotting apples that litter the countryside.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:25

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

That DICK! posted:

for the love of GOD someone please help me

mormonpartyboat fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Mar 29, 2017

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:25

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

That game looks like a blast

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:26

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Squizzle posted:

i wish "no 10sec post timer" were a purchasable account upgrade

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:28

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

That DICK! posted:

for the love of GOD someone please help me

have you tried deleting ME Andromeda?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:28

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

Schnorkles posted:

next month is going to get wildly entertaining around the 15th or so when it becomes clear that Ryan doesn't have the votes to actually fund the government

Suicide Caucus is gonna earn that name.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:28

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

That game looks like a blast

rear end blast

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:30

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

�Jeb!

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:30

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Pelosi straight up tells Ryan she can't whip her caucus without single payer being passed as part of the deal.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:30

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

like ok i understand that architects aren't "math guys" or w/e

but look at these pictures of the proposed orbit and think even medium hard about it

what jumps out at you

Wait, what?

It's not geo sychronus? It's not just a cable to facilitate moving goods into space?

What in the gently caress is this, how could anyone even approach this design beyond a cursory stage and not immediately see the problems

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:32

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

FirstAidKite posted:

It's ok guys a friend told me all the USA has to do is put tariffs on mexican and chinese imports and shut down the borders and deport all illegal aliens. B�ng b�ng b�ng, immediately fixes the infrastructure of the united states.

He also explained how foreigners come over here and all they do is join up with gangs and commit crimes, but of course he has no proof of that other than "I know they do" and he thinks they should all be deported, especially the illegal aliens who are here regardless of whether deportation would break up families because the illegal aliens should know better than to come here illegally when we could just build a camp for them to stay in in their country, away from us. Also, he told me that america is full and that the statue of liberty poem is wrong with its whole "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" thing.

Also he believes republicans should be provided with a free rifle and pistol by the government, that "sure, a few accidents will happen, but that's ok"

in other words TRUMP

Sorry your friend's a racist. And a socialist.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:32

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

apatheticman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INLBsRYVBs

I got a new headphone amp now I can listen to the shoegaze albums REALLY LOUD AND ITS AWESOME.

Great. I wanted to go to bed but now I'm up listening to the Cocteau Twins.

Again.

gently caress

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:32

Snuffman: May 21, 2004

Thoatse posted:

lol a crowd funding website to purchase the internet history of the representatives who voted in favor of repealing internet privacy

https://searchinternethistory.com/

Not a bad idea? :shrug:

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...but I'm Canadian :canada:

so ya'll gonna seize my phone and laptop at the border anyways.

_{Your tourism industry is soooooo hosed. Everyone I know has cancelled US vacations (ie. Disneyland) to go somewhere else (ie. Euro-Disneyland). I won't go to the US now and I'm white for christsakes.}

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:34

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Big Fat Iguana posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/rbruer/status/846903887755829248

https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronMesh/status/846895940279554053

Wow....

This is real bad

Has Nunes been mysteriously black baged yet for loving up

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:34

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

https://twitter.com/ItMeIRL/status/846553209409847296

https://twitter.com/afr52/status/845389522409971712

https://twitter.com/Joshua_Butter/status/846107269280485378

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:37

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I joined a gang once. You can say we were like family-- The Boy Scouts of America.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:36

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

FirstAidKite posted:

It's ok guys a friend told me all the USA has to do is put tariffs on mexican and chinese imports and shut down the borders and deport all illegal aliens. B�ng b�ng b�ng, immediately fixes the infrastructure of the united states.

He also explained how foreigners come over here and all they do is join up with gangs and commit crimes, but of course he has no proof of that other than "I know they do" and he thinks they should all be deported, especially the illegal aliens who are here regardless of whether deportation would break up families because the illegal aliens should know better than to come here illegally when we could just build a camp for them to stay in in their country, away from us. Also, he told me that america is full and that the statue of liberty poem is wrong with its whole "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" thing.

Also he believes republicans should be provided with a free rifle and pistol by the government, that "sure, a few accidents will happen, but that's ok"

in other words TRUMP

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:37

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Chunky Salsa posted:

https://twitter.com/jonrosenberg/status/846907903248338944

and heeeeeeeere comes the financial crisis lol

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:37

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Snuffman posted:

Not a bad idea?

.
.
.

...but I'm Canadian so ya'll gonna seize my phone and laptop at the border anyways.

_{Your tourism industry is soooooo hosed. Everyone I know has cancelled US vacations (ie. Disneyland) to go somewhere else (ie. Euro-Disneyland). I won't go to the US now and I'm white for christsakes.}

good stay away we hate money and prosperity

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:38

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I can't wait for debtors prison

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:39

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

like ok i understand that architects aren't "math guys" or w/e

but look at these pictures of the proposed orbit and think even medium hard about it

what jumps out at you

Gonna be a wild ride as it oscillates in a figure-eight high above the Americas. Hope I'm not underneath it when the cable snaps. Also if that asteroid is geosynchronous I hope it's made of neutronium to counter-balance the weight of the poo poo it's dragging on that cable.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:40

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

The Retro Mode on MLB The Show 17 is good as heck

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:42

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:37

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Chunky Salsa posted:

https://twitter.com/jonrosenberg/status/846907903248338944

Whew, glad I never had student debt.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:46

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