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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm a fan of the "geostationary" orbit that also somehow inscribes a figure 8 along half the latitudes

an orbit at geo height but not on the equator will do exactly that. well technically it'd have to range from slightly below geo height to slightly above to keep the same average position.

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm a fan of the "geostationary" orbit that also somehow inscribes a figure 8 along half the latitudes

They confused geostationary and geosynchronous

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma#Analemmas_of_geosynchronous_satellites

That being said, literally everything else about this thing is amazingly retarded

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Mar 29, 2017

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

goddamnedtwisto posted:

an orbit at geo height but not on the equator will do exactly that. well technically it'd have to range from slightly below geo height to slightly above to keep the same average position.



for the asteroid it's chained to way up there ok i can see it, like sidereal motion that's cool

but as we get a little closer to the surface what does that path look like

H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Mar 29, 2017

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Moist von Lipwig posted:

They confused geostationary and geosynchronous

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma#Analemmas_of_geosynchronous_satellites

That being said, literally everything else about this thing is amazingly retarded

interesting. I assumed that the reason you got a figure 8 rather than just a line was because of a non-circular orbit, like the shape of the solar analemma.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
I looked for an orbit visualizer, but ended up finding this instead

http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

also i mean we're talking about something maybe not at a true geostationary altitude, but in that general range, right? so like a 20,000 mile long cable from which hangs an enormous skyscraper being dragged through an entire atmosphere's worth of weather?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i bet you could build up enough static electricity on the outside to blast a small city off the map

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tall skyscrapers sway enough in the wind to give some people motion sickness. Imagine what living in that danglescraper would feel like even in a light breeze :barf:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Davethulhu posted:

I looked for an orbit visualizer, but ended up finding this instead

http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

That's cool...on weed.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
I'm honestly thankful to the architects for coming up with this disaster because there's a hilarious number of ways it could go wrong and thinking of them is like a really fun, cynical brainstorming session.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

they should probably have made it a little bit higher up so that it doesn't crash into that mountain every 24 hours

also an amazing proportion of the tower is reserved for dead people

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Well, it's in the section that's in near vacuum, so it makes sense I guess?!

Also a lot of holy object storage for some reason?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Synthbuttrange posted:

Also a lot of holy object storage for some reason?

That's for all the soul gems that drive the Dwemer antigrav device in that thing.

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016

username-post combo

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


Davethulhu posted:

I looked for an orbit visualizer, but ended up finding this instead

http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

we used this webgl experiment as a benchmark to test a desktop streaming + live encoding program we worked on for my company :)

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


the worse part about this sky tower isn't that it's never going to be built

it's that they're probably going to make a couple mil pre-selling condos to gullible rich fucks

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

incredibly cool doggo

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



for the asteroid it's chained to way up there ok i can see it, like sidereal motion that's cool

but as we get a little closer to the surface what does that path look like



i hope they try to build this and a bunch of rich people inevitably die or at least lose all their money

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

go play outside Skyler posted:

the worse part about this sky tower isn't that it's never going to be built

it's that they're probably going to make a couple mil pre-selling condos to gullible rich fucks

no, that's the best part

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Davethulhu posted:

I looked for an orbit visualizer, but ended up finding this instead

http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

we're in the pipe, five by five



cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhJA11bRvRc

smartphone-friendly pedestrian crossing pilot project in netherlands

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

SmokaDustbowl posted:

cool to see a retard president because that's the same type of neurotic poo poo I do

Work hard and apply yourself and one day even YOU could be elected retard president.


This slakes the snake.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


every time i see this i think about how nice it is to spread the ice out for the dog

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/847056464543956993

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lmao at the pager

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That asteroid skyscrapper would never work because orbits aren't a thing you can do around the earth because the earth is flat :colbert:

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


DrPossum posted:

incredibly cool doggo






PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Moist von Lipwig posted:

I'm honestly thankful to the architects for coming up with this disaster because there's a hilarious number of ways it could go wrong and thinking of them is like a really fun, cynical brainstorming session.

lol yeah

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
mister white

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/jallensparks/status/846500350387535873

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Hey axolotl farmer! Your dream car is finally here!

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Hey axolotl farmer! Your dream car is finally here!



Woop! :wooper:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

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