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Baronjutter posted:I'd watch this movie. How about a cat that uses a smart phone and twitter to solve mysteries??? That book is 1 page long and it's about how the cat immediately slapped the phone onto the floor and broke it, then went to sleep.
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powerful sex moves posted:Do you think the humor of Lobo could work in a movie today? That was the only non-"alternative" comic I read in high school and it was because it was funny. There was a series where he went to the North Pole to massacre Santa and his elves and in the early 90's that poo poo was totally hilarious. Now it seems so quaint. Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas Special. They made a short film out of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRIJA7KyHE A GLISTENING HODOR posted:It's extremely hosed up that The Punisher isn't an outright villain. There is nothing redeemable about him and Spider-Man or Cap should have murked his rear end a long time ago. He started off as a Spiderman villain. A bunch heroes have shown up to tangle with him in the comics at various points When he's written at all competently he's a legit anti-hero at best, otherwise he's just Gunman the Man Who Guns.. Daredevil season 2 is probably the closest to the comic Punisher. The people that hold him up as a straight up good guy are either completely unfamiliar with the series or insane weirdos
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They should just turn Batman vs Predator into a movie Alfred shoots the predator with a goddamn blunderbuss and I would pay top dollar to watch that on the big screen
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Even in the Batman vs Predator comic Batman didn't kill the predator so the movie would have him massacring whole families of predators.
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I can't believe how not-hyped I am for spider-man. I collected amazing and ultimate spider-man comics for over a decade, saw all the films when they came out, huge spidey fan, but at this point in my life I just can't get excited for spider-boy whatsoever.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The only comics book movie I want to see is a standalone Batman film where Michael Keaton plays old Batman in The Dark Knight Returns. fucken 
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girth brooks part 2 posted:Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas Special. They made a short film out of it. oh no
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a bone to pick posted:I can't believe how not-hyped I am for spider-man. I collected amazing and ultimate spider-man comics for over a decade, saw all the films when they came out, huge spidey fan, but at this point in my life I just can't get excited for spider-boy whatsoever. I used to like spider man and like yourself, collected ASM and USM (up until ultimatum destroyed my interest in marvel forever) The older I get, the less interesting I find Spider-Man as a character. His villains are all really lame and his own personal struggles aren't really that interesting. I think the new Sony Spider-Man films are two of the only superhero films I HAVEN'T seen because they look so boring. My friend, who's a huge marvel fan, said ASM2 was nearly a walkout. I'm very very unhyped for this new one and the trailer literally gives everything away, none of it interesting.
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girth brooks part 2 posted:The people that hold him up as a straight up good guy are either completely unfamiliar with the series or insane weirdos They've probably only read that one where he lives in the apartment, traumatizes his neighbors and endangers all of their lives but they love him.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:The older I get, the less interesting I find Spider-Man as a character. His villains are all really lame and his own personal struggles aren't really that interesting. I think its this compounded with the fact that the character of spider-man has been obliterated, there are like 3 spider-men in the comics right now and it looks like on the big screen he just gets younger and younger, I'm expecting the next one will be a pixar movie for babies. you should see amazing spider man 2 just to see what a trainwreck it is, I was astonished in the theaters that it was even released.
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Marvel's plan of sticking to three movies per character is really smart. I just don't understand how somebody could get excited for ______-Man 6. The fact that I didn't like any of the previous Spider-Man movies, including the Raimi ones that people mistakenly think are good, probably doesn't help.
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a bone to pick posted:I think its this compounded with the fact that the character of spider-man has been obliterated, there are like 3 spider-men in the comics right now and it looks like on the big screen he just gets younger and younger, I'm expecting the next one will be a pixar movie for babies. nextt thing u know ur watching abdomensackman 3
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I used to like spider man and like yourself, collected ASM and USM (up until ultimatum destroyed my interest in marvel forever) I always feel bad for the casts in those films. The films are so lovely compared to the Raimi films its unbelievable. Look at this Electro. Its PS2 era CGI quality smdh
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Orkin Mang posted:nextt thing u know ur watching abdomensackman 3 abdomensackman in SPAAAAAAACCE
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:I always feel bad for the casts in those films. The films are so lovely compared to the Raimi films its unbelievable. has he got an energy bar on his head?
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starkebn posted:has he got an energy bar on his head? He fell into a tank of electric eels that fixed his tooth gap and put an energy bar on his head. Yes.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He fell into a tank of electric eels that fixed his tooth gap and put an energy bar on his head. Yes. The electric eels fixed his gap but the energy bar was installed later by Oscorp
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Guy Goodbody posted:The electric eels fixed his gap but the energy bar was installed later by Oscorp Look at this nerd who watched the movie instead of the yourmoviesucksdotorg review. A shameful nerd.
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After seeing the reviews for 'Life' and 'Get Out', I'm wondering which movie I'd have more fun watching. 'Life' seemed okay for a mediocre sci-fi thriller, whereas 'Get Out' is supposedly actually good. Which one's the better choice?
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Get Out by far.
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Life is stale diarrhea. Get Out owns.
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Jack and Rich only BotW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50LgwCJf4Ek
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Get Out by far.
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JediTalentAgent posted:I still mention Gunn's early Superhero flick "The Specials" quite a bit. Maybe Marvel should let him do Great Lakes Avengers with a similar tone as a Netflix series or something to excuse why they're aren't having big adventures or doing anything all that interesting. Pretty sure Tobey Maguire said something to the effect of "I wouldn't play Spider-Man again if you put a gun to my head" I actually didn't mind Amazing Spider-Man, never saw the second one though since everyone said it suuuuuuucked
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Those spidat man movies that came out back in the early 2000s were good and felt fresh. Wierd funny stuff happened like the goofy emo table dancing scene. Actually interesting as compared to marvels sleepaids
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The first one was amazing - it was goofy, over the top, and had uncomfortably scary fights. It means more to me than the sanitized new Marvel movies.
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thoughts and prayers posted:The first one was amazing - it was goofy, over the top, and had uncomfortably scary fights. It also had that kiss scene that made all the girls wet and excited. You know kissing upside down.
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What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone
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Trunko posted:What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone it was a different kinda kiss with a mysterious stranger 
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Trunko posted:What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone Bitches be crazy
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Jack and Rich only BotW An hour of this? How much running around have they planned on doing?? ..Guess there's only one way to find out! 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Life is stale diarrhea. This should be embroidered on a pillow
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it's weird watching rich talking about how much he loved the new zelda. Had like zero negatives. and it ends on a very rlm note
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Trunko posted:What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone Women subtly implying you should spend more time upsidedown in alleyways imo.
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Spider-Man 2 was the best one by far, I really identified with being a broke somewhat athletic kid trying to work my way through college and hold on to a girlfriend who was too hot for me
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Trunko posted:What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone gently caress if I know, dude. Didn't do anything for me.
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bring back old gbs posted:it's weird watching rich talking about how much he loved the new zelda. Had like zero negatives. and it ends on a very rlm note LOL that they linked to Gamestation 2.0
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