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AggressivelyStupid posted:The MVP vote is really easy, actually. What if instead he promises to throw extremely passive aggressive shade at KD for the next 5 years?
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BWV posted:Does anyone else get nauseous when an NBA writer refers to a player as a "unicorn"? Holy poo poo yes, I was just thinking that. And I can't read it without Simmons' tipsy frat kid voice echoing in my head. It's a white flag that signals "I don't know any original ways to talk about why this unusually sized player is good". I mean, clearly "griffin" or "manticore" would be more apropos.
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it would be fine if it was just a dumb simmons thing that he gets hung up on, but they're shoehorning it into literally every ringer article including ones that aren't about basketball and it's really annoying.
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:Which NBA player is a platypus? A galapagos finch? A flying squirrel? The Bucks are an array of Galapagos finches. Players can be differentiated based on the size and the shapes of their limbs - each one uniquely adapted to different ways to get buckets.
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Count Mippipopolous posted:The Bucks are an array of Galapagos finches. Players can be differentiated based on the size and the shapes of their limbs - each one uniquely adapted to different ways to get buckets. lmao darwin+milwaukee bucks jokes are extremely my poo poo
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TBeats posted:Joel Embiid: not good Call no man happy until he is dead code:
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With a 5+ game buffer on either side of the 3-seed, maybe the Rockets should make James Harden rest his obviously-injured wrist.
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In recent news, Adam Silver takes the bold move of suspending both for being corny as gently caress
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Zogo posted:#2? Tuff Juice baby.
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Blind Pineapple posted:With a 5+ game buffer on either side of the 3-seed, maybe the Rockets should make James Harden rest his obviously-injured wrist. The fact that he injured it in the okc game that was a loving blowout is absurd
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Hmm. If you combine the bulls and the pacers you might get a team good enough for 5th seed in the east.
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Dexo posted:Hmm. If you combine the bulls and the pacers you might get a team good enough for 5th seed in the east. The Pacers are 1 win below the Hawks who are the 5th seed. Adding Jimmy Butler to replace CJ Miles and Monta Ellis drastically increases their team talent.
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https://twitter.com/highkin/status/846786573941313537 Of all the terrible things about this Chicago Bulls season, developing a fondness for Rajon Rondo might be the bleakest part
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So they mentioned what Noah was takingquote:Noah, 32, tested positive for an over-the-counter supplement -- selective androgen receptor modulator LGD-4033 -- that is banned under the NBA's current collective bargaining agreement. He said the supplement was not provided by the Knicks; it was an over-the-counter supplement the he took while trying to rehab from an injury. http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19024393/joakim-noah-new-york-knicks-apologizes-taking-banned-substance
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Jusuf Nurkic sure is dreamy. FiveThirtyEight now gives the blazers a 92% chance of making the playoffs. What a time to be alive.
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Quizzlefish posted:Jusuf Nurkic sure is dreamy. FiveThirtyEight now gives the blazers a 92% chance of making the playoffs. What a time to be alive. Career high in points against his old team with his pretty girlfriend in the stands. What a night.
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From an article on Draymond voicing his thought about Oakland losing the Raiders. "but I do support the city of Oakland. I feel like all fans should feel that way. You just don't do that." Green's Warriors are set for a move themselves. The team will leave Oakland and begin play at an 18,000-seat, privately funded facility in San Francisco in 2019. http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19028270/draymond-green-golden-state-warriors-questions-raiders-move-oakland lol at them mentioning the move immediately after Draymond professes his support to the city of Oakland. Spacebump fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Mar 29, 2017 |
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Dexo posted:Hmm. If you combine the bulls and the pacers you might get a team good enough for 5th seed in the east. If you add the Nets wins to the Knicks record the team is only two games below .500, which might be good enough for the 8th seed! Go New York Go New York Go!
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The Pistons are going full on Harrison Barnes year warriors and trying to lose every single game to end the end season
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Spacebump posted:From an article on Draymond voicing his thought about Oakland losing the Raiders. The San Francisco end of the Bay Bridge that links SF to Oakland is real close to the new arena location, as is a BART station. Fans from Oakland can get to the new arena, and for that matter fans from SF and the south bay all come to Oracle in large numbers today. It's a team that draws from the whole bay. IMO the real issues are that a lot of old school fans have been priced out already, and the new arena's only going to make it worse since it has fewer seats.
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Does anyone from this thread use this? http://www.nba.com/vr/?cid=nextvrcom I hope this becomes a regular option for all games across league pass.
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whats the over/under on starters that will play in warriors @ spurs i feel like at least aldridge and draymond have to rest or else nobody will have anything to talk about Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Mar 29, 2017 |
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leftist heap posted:What if instead he promises to throw extremely passive aggressive shade at KD for the next 5 years? Hall of fame.
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Dejan Bimble posted:The Pistons are going full on Harrison Barnes year warriors and trying to lose every single game to end the end season This all started to happen when you said the Pistons were playing "okay" basketball a couple weeks ago. It's your fault.
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RIP Markief Morris https://streamable.com/u635y
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Spacebump posted:Does anyone from this thread use this? Here's what it looks like https://streamable.com/8yowi Also I hope Westbrook wins the MVP because I'm fearful for the league if the chip on his shoulder gets any bigger.
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https://streamable.com/az3k3 I missed the Timberwhirls game yesterday. I heard there was some controversy. Today is the day the Spurs lock up the 2 seed. I'm already sad.
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:RIP Markief Morris While I wouldn't rule out the Morris twins feeling each other's pain on a psychic level, that is Marcus
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The league needs to do something about all these teams tanking. It's too many, the Sixers may end up with the 8th worst record because of it! Ridiculous!
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Looking at the horror show that is the EC Standings, it's extremely strange to me that Charlotte is tied for 5th in point-differential at (0.7) which is sad, yet somehow they are 8 games under .500 and in 11th place in the conference, which is even worse.
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Libertine posted:Looking at the horror show that is the EC Standings, it's extremely strange to me that Charlotte is tied for 5th in point-differential at (0.7) which is sad, yet somehow they are 8 games under .500 and in 11th place in the conference, which is even worse. I think I posted about this a while ago because it's absolutely hilarious to me that they had a positive point diff. while losing games, completely flying in the face of traditional Madden/Magic Johnson assumed tautologies. Turns out you don't necessarily win games by scoring more points than the competition lol great work Hornets
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The Wizards have won their division for the first time in 38 years and will probably win 50 games so dumb Ernie Grunfeld will keep his job for another 15 years. This season is the worst.
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Stuckey waived by the Pacers  He's real bad now and now he can't pick up his 7mil player option next year.
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listening to Channing Frye and Tim Duncan talk about WOW is amazing. It makes me so happy knowing that AK47 would stay up all night just playing
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