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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

xzzy posted:

Any day with an opportunity to post this is a good day.



:lol: this owns


Jamwad Hilder posted:

that's not dirty play, that's "being a little bitch" - two different things

Ah, good point, he was a lil baby back bitch the first few years. Pretty sure Jagr screamed at him to GET UP in a Rangers-Pens playoff game but I can't find video of it anywhere.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Mike_V posted:

Joe Thornton is a pretty underrated dirty player

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

Matt Zerella posted:

Crosby was super dirty when he first came into the league but it wasn't tough guy dirty, it was "oh, a stick brushed me or a guy kind of hit me, better flop to the ice" dirty.

Yah I'm only really talking about the hurting guys stuff

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Cory Perry steals stick dot gee eye eff still cracks me up.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
objectively speaking, the most entertaining players in the league are the ones that "everyone hates unless they're on your team" or guys who score a bajillion goals. everyone else sucks.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gently caress Corey Perry spraying in the general direction of Patrick Roy was a good one, too.

Matt Zerella posted:

Ah, good point, he was a lil baby back bitch the first few years. Pretty sure Jagr screamed at him to GET UP in a Rangers-Pens playoff game but I can't find video of it anywhere.

I'm not saying there wasn't a reason for Crosby to throw his head back here because there was, but this:

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/812103497541943297

...was an elbowing penalty on Scott Hartnell.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm not saying there wasn't a reason for Crosby to throw his head back here, but this:

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/812103497541943297

...was an elbowing penalty on Scott Hartnell.

That's a part of why he's the greatest hockey player on the planet.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


xzzy posted:

Any day with an opportunity to post this is a good day.



oh man i haven't seen this in a while now. BLess you for keeping it :allears:

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
The only cup Crosby is going to lift this year is ROR's.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


xzzy posted:

Any day with an opportunity to post this is a good day.



Lol, this one ranks up there with:

https://i.imgur.com/haRBQL7.gifv

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

This is the good kind of rear end in a top hat to be in a hockey game:



Because no one gets hurt and it's childish as gently caress but goddamn it's funny.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Tayne bringing it.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Citizen Tayne posted:

That's a part of why he's the greatest hockey player on the planet.

Hartnell is good but he's not that good.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zodijackylite posted:

The only cup Crosby is going to lift this year is ROR's.

That's a big negative. The Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jordan7hm posted:

Hartnell is good but he's not that good.

Dude, he is that good. He elbowed Sidney Crosby from like four feet away without ever touching him. That's some Jedi wizardry there.

I know Crosby was reacting to getting whacked by Dumolin's stick, I get it. I joke because it sure didn't look that way on replays in the arena.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Cartoon Man posted:

Lol, this one ranks up there with:

https://i.imgur.com/haRBQL7.gifv

this is an all-timer

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
You guys must have a bad memory then because early career Crosby did a fair amount of slashing and slew footing back then too. He's always been edgy.

Just about the only dirty poo poo he doesn't do is board people because he never really hits at all. That's Ovechkin's portfolio.

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Mar 29, 2017

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ovechkin doesn't even board or charge people any more. Tom Wilson is the new shithead on the Capitals and I think he took Parise's eye last night.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Citizen Tayne posted:

When the rest of the league takes liberties with your stars on the regular, I'd say there's nothing wrong with calling up a big man on occasion to protect him.

What player was Sestito protecting from 5'9 Toby Enstrom when he boarded the gently caress out of him and gave him a concussion?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


A Typical Goon posted:

What player was Sestito protecting from 5'9 Toby Enstrom when he boarded the gently caress out of him and gave him a concussion?

Probably 5'8" Conor Sheary.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

A Typical Goon posted:

What player was Sestito protecting from 5'9 Toby Enstrom when he boarded the gently caress out of him and gave him a concussion?

That wasn't protection, that was revenge for Schultz.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Crosby's problem is that he still looks like a man-child so it's hard to be taken seriously as a bad-rear end dirty player when a 16 year old can grow more facial hair than you and your complain to the officials face looks like you're about to cry

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Levitate posted:

Crosby's problem is that he still looks like a man-child so it's hard to be taken seriously as a bad-rear end dirty player when a 16 year old can grow more facial hair than you and your complain to the officials face looks like you're about to cry

The guy has won literally everything in hockey there is to win, who gives a gently caress if he looks like a man child. Talk about sour grapes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Citizen Tayne posted:

The guy has won literally everything in hockey there is to win, who gives a gently caress if he looks like a man child. Talk about sour grapes.

Can I call him Sissy Crysbaby?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Citizen Tayne posted:

The guy has won literally everything in hockey there is to win, who gives a gently caress if he looks like a man child. Talk about sour grapes.

He hasn't won my heart and that's what is really important

e: he also hasn't won the Vezina or Norris so he needs to get his poo poo together :colbert:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I love Sidney Crosby.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
They were showing Clayton Keller in the locker room on the NHL network recap show and I honestly thought he was one of those girls with cancer they bring in to spend a day with the players, he doesn't even pass for 16.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

I love Sidney Crosby.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I wish this forum had been around when messier and howe and clarke were playing, arguing about those dudes would have made the "is sidney crosby a gently caress" debate look silly and childish

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Citizen Tayne posted:

I love Sidney Crosby.

Pierre McGuire loves Sidney Crosby's dick.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

T-Bone posted:

They were showing Clayton Keller in the locker room on the NHL network recap show and I honestly thought he was one of those girls with cancer they bring in to spend a day with the players, he doesn't even pass for 16.

he looks like malcolm in the middle

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Crosby doesn't have a Spengler Cup, a truly prestigious international tournament

Patrice Bergeron is actually the winningest "major tournament" dude having wins in the Stanley Cup, Olympics, World Juniors, World Championships, and Spengler. :colbert:

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Mike_V posted:

Joe Thornton is a pretty underrated dirty player

It did lead to this classic, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MazB6ARr_o8

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Citizen Tayne posted:

I love Sidney Crosby.

:same:

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

so it's agreed then. crosby owns and all his dirty plays, past and future, have been forgiven

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sharks Eat Bear posted:

so it's agreed then. crosby owns and all his dirty plays, past and future, have been forgiven

What dirty plays?

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Crosby doesn't have a Spengler Cup, a truly prestigious international tournament

Patrice Bergeron is actually the winningest "major tournament" dude having wins in the Stanley Cup, Olympics, World Juniors, World Championships, and Spengler. :colbert:

Yeah but where's the Governor's Cup

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Aurora posted:

Yeah but where's the Governor's Cup

the gently caress is that

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Corey Perrys: Not Even Once

quote:

The FBI search for 33-year-old Corey Perry, a Howell L. Watkins Middle School teacher facing child pornography charges, extends well beyond Palm Beach County, where he has taught since 2005.

“We do believe he is on the run, an we certainly are looking for him, all throughout Florida and possibly other states at this point,” said FBI spokesman Michael Leverock at a morning news conference.

Perry is facing child pornography charges of production, receipt and enticement, said Leverock.

Asked whether he should be considered dangerous,

“Anybody on the run from this serious of a charge should be considered dangerous.

“As far as being armed, I have no indication he is, but I certainly I would not want the public to approach him.”

The arrest warrant was issued Tuesday. It remains sealed, and details of the case undisclosed, out of concern for the multiple victims identified by the FBI, said Leverock.

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Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Jamwad Hilder posted:

the gently caress is that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor%27s_Cup_(Florida)

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