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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

As with many bad things in India and the world, blame Britain

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:12

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# ? May 10, 2024 11:54

Mr President: Nov 13, 2016; by Lowtax

Y'all are mean spirited racists

What did this poor dude ever do to get mocked for page after page on the internet?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:18

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Mr President posted:

Y'all are mean spirited racists

What did this poor dude ever do to get mocked for page after page on the internet?

Lol what

You have no idea what's going on in this thread do you?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:19

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

We drink a lot of cow's milk here in America too but no one here calls boobs "milks"

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:47

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Borrowed Ladder posted:

We drink a lot of cow's milk here in America too but no one here calls boobs "milks"

To be fair, "dairy" was slang for a pair of boobs in the early 1900s.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:13

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Ok, so?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:22

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Then again, the orchestrated mass rape of hindus by muslims posted like 5 posts above is still in recent historical memory, so maybe this kind of paranoia is less strange in that context

It was only 46 years ago. There are probably many thousands who lived it, still around.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:30

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

Mr President posted:

Y'all are mean spirited racists

What did this poor dude ever do to get mocked for page after page on the internet?

Get out

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:38

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Mr President posted:

Y'all are mean spirited racists

What did this poor dude ever do to get mocked for page after page on the internet?

Tell us how you feel about homosexuality

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:43

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

What do they call a fleshlight in India?
A facs machine

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:58

spathi-wa: Sep 8, 2005; hu hu hu ^_^; Lipstick Apathy

Mr President posted:

Y'all are mean spirited racists

What did this poor dude ever do to get mocked for page after page on the internet?

as an Indian, i say go fac ur shelf

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:02

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Munchables posted:

What do they call a fleshlight in India?

Bhabhi

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:08

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

Moustaches are a sign of virility so the bigger and thicker your moustache the more facs you get to do to bhabhi

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:12

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

It's still the 70's there due to the time zone difference.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:05

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Whenever you see a mustache like that in the west, it's usually smooching another one just like it.

Hello.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:11

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I havent read the whole thread, what does Bhabi mean

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:10

necroid: May 14, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

I havent read the whole thread, what does Bhabi mean

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:12

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

What would yours be?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:34

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Anil dilbagh

# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:51

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

Monica Poonam

I'm a MtB (Male to Bhabhi) transindian

# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:54

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Dilbagh Shashank.

P nice imo. Would prefer dilbert tho.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:02

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

This really chilled out Indian dude came to Melbourne to do an animation internship with a studio I'm involved with a while ago. He'd never been outside India before and lost his poo poo simultaneously about "how many rules there are" in everyday life getting around a western city and also "how many rules there are not" regarding general partying and relationships or physical encounters with other people. Within three months he had a topknot, grew out his beard and was getting around in longline tees and super skinny jeans, hooking up with cool dames left and right. Like Nish, I also wish he could have stayed forever, but I like to think after he eventually went back to India he was some kind of legendary playboy.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:32

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

"I have to stop at every red light but I'm allowed to make eye contact with a woman without knocking her teeth out and calling her a whore? WAT A CONTRY"

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:37

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Ayushi Karishma

sounds like HOT MILK CITY

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:59

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Ram Shashank Sanjay

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:13

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

I thought I would try some pick-up lines I have learned from this thread on a girl I added from a dating app. (I am the green bubbles, obviously)

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:22

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Pierogi posted:

Monica Poonam

I'm a MtB (Male to Bhabhi) transindian

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ayushi Karishma

sounds like HOT MILK CITY

Hello where from you I am handsome gay who intrst to loving

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:23

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

Leroy Dennui posted:

Hello where from you I am handsome gay who intrst to loving

My milk balls bring all the bhais to the yaard,
And they're like,
Big nipples big life,
drat right big nipples big life,
U can fac me,
If ur lund is hard

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:40

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

gentle pete posted:

jesus that one guy can't draw circles without jizzing in his pants

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:41

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

DynamiteSurprise posted:

What would yours be?

RAM POOJA

u know, i knew india could be repressed but this thread has really shone a light on the multitude of raging boners that have gone untouched

the hot bhabi thread both teaches and entertains, (i'm ejaculating in my pants)

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:45

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:09

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

So they don't have porn or what ?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:13

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

ROFL Octopus posted:

Confused Indian Men: And there are men with dicks and cum in their pants

please

The primary Korean term for breasts translates to "milk room".

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:13

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

The primary Korean term for breasts translates to "milk room".

Is it the same logic for balls ?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:17

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

unpacked robinhood posted:

Is it the same logic for balls ?

No, testicle literally is "marsh ball". Scrotum is "yin sack", yin as in the yin/yang feminine force.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:21

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

Tailored Sauce posted:

Wow what a cold baby.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:24

Stephen K. Bannon: Mar 8, 2017; by Smythe

Munchables posted:

What do they call a fleshlight in India?
A facs machine

Hahaha

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:26

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

making GBS threads dickmilks

Grand Fromage posted:

No, testicle literally is "marsh ball". Scrotum is "yin sack", yin as in the yin/yang feminine force.

Wait, does that mean the testicle is yin because a testicle is an outdoors ovary?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:05

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

aka The Bhabhi Guy

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

bhabhi guy, so what?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:19

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