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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hardly eat during many weekends because im pumped full of amphetamines and dancing all the time and it did wonders for my figure tbh

Just like ed balls, another dancer famous for his physique.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/847039152235405312

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"You liked Merle Haggard, you may like this song Toby Keith - Beer for my Horses" gently caress kk offffffff

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

"You liked Merle Haggard, you may like this song Toby Keith - Beer for my Horses" gently caress kk offffffff

oh i get it you get to drink beer all fuckin day but your horse gets nothing

why can't the horse get a cold one at the end of the day

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Meanwhile in Appalachia, there is no cause for alarm because everything is fine. :tif:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Addamere posted:



Meanwhile in Appalachia, there is no cause for alarm because everything is fine. :tif:

is his name seriously Jim Justice

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
So what's the deal with the judge in Hawai

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



The key to saving a state that definitely is not in trouble is apparently to throw money at corporations and let the free market sort things out. What could possibly go wrong!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

is his name seriously Jim Justice

Yep! He's a former coal executive.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Addamere posted:




The key to saving a state that definitely is not in trouble is apparently to throw money at corporations and let the free market sort things out. What could possibly go wrong!

lol she's going to give incentives for coal and nobody will still do anything because coal loving sucks

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tbh i kind of wish my name was jim justice junior

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol the state is literally run by coal people and Manchin, whose daughter makes all the generic opioids killing West Virginians by the thousands seemingly daily

That state is soooo hosed, anybody with a brain flees ASAP

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

now that obama's pesky REGULATIONS are gone, it's coal for everyone!!!!!

actually coal is still worthless and in fact secretes a chemical that melts money

clean coal!!!!

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
can coal be processed into a sugar substitute

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Addamere posted:

tbh i kind of wish my name was jim justice junior

i wish my name was judge reinhold

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
United States Strategic Grain Command

"You need me on that pyramid"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The really terrible thing is that people still buy this. The folks at West Virginia University keep trying to tell the locals that "Big Coal" is a misnomer based on how many people coal companies have employed for the past generation or more — they're simply not the big source of jobs people seem to think they are, and haven't been for several decades. But no one listens. The biggest employers in West Virginia are Walmart, Kroger, some hospitals, some pharmaceutical companies, then the various retail and service industry jobs. Energy companies appear fairly low on the list — and actual "coal jobs," i.e., unskilled labour that nonetheless pays well, are simply not there at all. "Big Coal" as Appalachia romanticizes it does not exist, has not existed for over a generation, and will never return — not because of government regulations but because machines work faster, harder, longer, and for lower cost than people.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Addamere posted:

The really terrible thing is that people still buy this. The folks at West Virginia University keep trying to tell the locals that "Big Coal" is a misnomer based on how many people coal companies have employed for the past generation or more — they're simply not the big source of jobs people seem to think they are, and haven't been for several decades. But no one listens. The biggest employers in West Virginia are Walmart, Kroger, some hospitals, some pharmaceutical companies, then the various retail and service industry jobs. Energy companies appear fairly low on the list — and actual "coal jobs," i.e., unskilled labour that nonetheless pay well, are simply not there at all.

and coal jobs never paid well at all, unless you count the release of death as payment

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

a real chump posted:

i dont get hungry like normal people but if i dont eat properly i start feeling sick and i get a kickin rad headache and feel like i wanna die

so i pound bread erryday and rice also

I'm a stress faster to the point where if I am severely stressed out about something I will choke on basically anything I eat, so ive hit that 750 cal mark more than once in my life just because I am overwrought with something. Like when my mother died I was sub 1k cal/day for two weeks.

this is even worse when you consider that under normal circumstances I am 6'4" and 10% body fat on a fat day. My RMR is insane and being under 1k cal a day is basically something I should never do, my spiritual fasts I've usually gone for about 1300 and that is plenty effective

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

basically my broader point is that if you can't go 36 hours without food without breaking down like a cuck u need to train urself harder

AND NO YOU CAN'T STUFF YOURSELF FULL OF ADDERALL THE WHOLE TIME

I will eat the Adderall and drink the beer and write all the snappy OSHA signage I dang well please!!!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

and coal jobs never paid well at all, unless you count the release of death as payment

You can't sell people on a nuanced view like inflation, etc. To be honest I'd be morally fine with so many people making minimum wage in service industry jobs had the minimum wage kept up with inflation.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Democrats please halp us to defeat the crazies in our own party

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Lol if u don't take anabolic steroids if you're a fatty and need to cut fat and put on muscle just lol

It's like the miracle cure if you can workout like 30-45 min 4-5x a week

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

basically my broader point is that if you can't go 36 hours without food without breaking down like a cuck u need to train urself harder

AND NO YOU CAN'T STUFF YOURSELF FULL OF ADDERALL THE WHOLE TIME

still jealous of the people who get amazing psychic powers from adderall

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


These people are deranged

https://twitter.com/ewerickson/status/847270426392670210

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Muscle is bad you should only have loose skin

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Yinlock posted:

and coal jobs never paid well at all, unless you count the release of death as payment

from a glance, coal mining actually pays a median household income in a dirt cheap part of the country??

i mean it will murder you, but the time you're actually alive, healthy, and working seems to be decent w/r/t pay

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i feel like they're the result of a lifetime of lies about why girls don't want to hang out with them

of course if you tell them straight out they become MRAs

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

anime was right posted:

from a glance, coal mining actually pays a median household income in a dirt cheap part of the country??

i mean it will murder you, but the time you're actually alive, healthy, and working seems to be decent w/r/t pay

that time is actually pretty short

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Admiral Ray posted:

scurvy is s myth invented by dole

dole would never lie to me they keep my islands economy healthy in tropico

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
obv just dont work lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Addamere posted:

obv just dont work lol

they're way ahead of you on that

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

dole would never lie to me they keep my islands economy healthy in tropico

my tropico economy swings from brutal oppression to socialist paradise

it's the greatest place in the world to live, so long as you don't live there while i really need startup funds

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Yinlock posted:

lol she's going to give incentives for coal and nobody will still do anything because coal loving sucks

Lol my local utility is moving their coal plant generation over to gas and has already shifted like a third of the coal generation over at this point with the rest slated to be shut off and changed over by 2023. They've already said this coal poo poo isn't changing their plans (mainly because the coal companies are going bankrupt all over and their planning incorporates it as a supply chain risk to be addressed, by stopping coal use lmao)

E: also their planning report is unvarnished in saying wind generation is going to be the least costly way of expanding generation capacity which is laffo as all hell but kind of characteristic of public power utilities all over since the public votes the board out/in and you don't last long if you're pissing away money trying to make coal happen.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Mar 30, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Yinlock posted:

that time is actually pretty short

earn good money and die young sounds good to me

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

cumshitter posted:

people are this dumb are lucky theyre not gay because theyd need to be chaperoned everywhere like a bob jones u student on a date

My ex gf told me that after we married i couldnt make any new female friends. Old fruends were fine.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Gizmoduck_5000
Oct 6, 2013

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

A few years ago my aunt sent me back some really good hot sauce from Costa Rica that had like honey, mango, and habanero in it, I wish I could remember the name. It had a yellow label but that's all I know.

???

Gizmoduck_5000 fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Mar 30, 2017

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

:holymoley:

I was trying to do some hyperbole saying cold war is back on a few days back, lmao

hyperbole is dead

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