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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

Guys I installed my standing desk at work today

I continue to become more powerful

Has your hair changed color yet? If not, get back to me when it does.

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What's everyone's favorite muscle on their body, for performance or visual enjoyment doesn't matter?

For me it is the glute (its built, it performs well, I have a beautiful mental connection to it) or the triceps (so much power is generated from this, you have no idea)


least favorite is the chest, or "pec", I despise this worthless, unreliable piece of poo poo

Butt or quads

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

A Man and his dog posted:

Abs.

Rock hard Abs.

Then the glute.

I care a lot about my 6-pack as well

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
love too hit the elliptical for a couple miles after a good lift session

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
My back and calfs.. Working out makes my postur better and let's me stand proud.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Thaddius the Large posted:

The heart is always so unfairly maligned, learn to love it!



The thing I learned from Captain Planet is that if you have a strong heart you get a free monkey. Seems like a good deal to me.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Febreeze posted:

Any exercise that requires sitting in a gym doing things is a waste of time

Go outside and get your exercise the natural, human way, by hunting the weak

do a lot of hunting the weak in your waterfall hikes mr tough guy :colbert:

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What's everyone's favorite muscle on their body, for performance or visual enjoyment doesn't matter?

For me it is the glute (its built, it performs well, I have a beautiful mental connection to it) or the triceps (so much power is generated from this, you have no idea)


least favorite is the chest, or "pec", I despise this worthless, unreliable piece of poo poo

It's my face and hair you ugly sonofabitch

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Stand up desks lol welcome to 2015.

I saw a dude with a small elliptical machine under his desk. drat dude really?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Elliptical machines are somehow even more boring than actually running.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Amy Pole Her posted:

Stand up desks lol welcome to 2015.

I saw a dude with a small elliptical machine under his desk. drat dude really?

My boss has a tiny elliptical because he has messed up discs and keeping his legs moving helps alleviate pain.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There's a guy on my floor who sits on a giant ball instead of a chair.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

There's a guy on my floor who sits on a giant ball instead of a chair.
I used to work with woman who also sat on a giant ball. I think it's for improving posture while sitting. I have a bad habit of leaning forward when I'm sitting in front of a computer.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
I guess if you work in front of a computer all day you should probably work out.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Way ahead of you, brother

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah. My god I can't wait to stop having to sit at a desk 5 or so hours a day

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Eli Wiggum posted:

I used to work with woman who also sat on a giant ball. I think it's for improving posture while sitting. I have a bad habit of leaning forward when I'm sitting in front of a computer.

Did she also wear the thick butt lifting Sketchers?

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What's everyone's favorite muscle on their body, for performance or visual enjoyment doesn't matter?

For me it is the glute (its built, it performs well, I have a beautiful mental connection to it) or the triceps (so much power is generated from this, you have no idea)


least favorite is the chest, or "pec", I despise this worthless, unreliable piece of poo poo

rear end or tris p. much.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Eli Wiggum posted:

I used to work with woman who also sat on a giant ball. I think it's for improving posture while sitting. I have a bad habit of leaning forward when I'm sitting in front of a computer.

My associate exec sits on one of those workout balls. She says it makes her sit up straighter. She always has ramrod posture and is super fit and teaches fitness classes for fun so it may not actually work it works for her. She hates the standard computer chairs

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Stand up desks lol welcome to 2015.

I saw a dude with a small elliptical machine under his desk. drat dude really?

I am going to pull your undies over your head!!

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The tongue is a pretty rad muscle when you think about it.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ehud posted:

I am going to pull your undies over your head!!

Install a tiny treadmill now so you can walk and work.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

swickles posted:

Install a tiny treadmill now so you can walk and work.

Then where would my dog do her cardio?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Bad Moon posted:

Then where would my dog do her cardio?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

JPrime posted:

do a lot of hunting the weak in your waterfall hikes mr tough guy :colbert:

Sadly no since folks like you dont go outside

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Trap sprung! I actually just wanted doggies on treadmills gifs!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze I am taking my dog hiking this Saturday

we will kill somebody weak in your honor, friend

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

JPrime posted:

do a lot of hunting the weak in your waterfall hikes mr tough guy :colbert:

i actually do this every saturday

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

weird Asian candy posted:

So I gotta ask, at what age did you finally beat your pops in a race? My 13 year old is itching to beat me in a sprint, but I still have some years left. I still have most of my speed so I feel like I can fend him off a bit longer, but he is chomping at the bit. I imagine being in a competitive family your dad and siblings would always be talking mad poo poo and challenging eachother.

Don't panic. You'll probably beat him at arm wrestling for at least a few years

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Competitive sports are a big deal in my family, bro

Sports? I thought you guys ran track?


SWIM TEAM OWNS, JOGGERS SUCK. GO BULLDOGS!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shangri-Law School posted:

The tongue is a pretty rad muscle when you think about it.
it is

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

The thing I learned from Captain Planet is that if you have a strong heart you get a free monkey. Seems like a good deal to me.

Whoa! Even if Trump is president you can't call dark skinned people monkeys.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

Sports? I thought you guys ran track?


SWIM TEAM OWNS, JOGGERS SUCK. GO BULLDOGS!

I was on the swim and football teams as well. 3 sports yo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
You're not a real American unless you were a letterman in Football, Baseball and Basketball. I might accept wrestling for the winter sport.

Our school really sucked at every sport, if you wanted to join a team you were pretty much automatically in

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Grittybeard posted:

You're not a real American unless you were a letterman in Football, Baseball and Basketball. I might accept wrestling for the winter sport.

Our school really sucked at every sport, if you wanted to join a team you were pretty much automatically in

I was homeschooled

please advise

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

I was homeschooled

please advise

Are you Tim Tebow? You're American.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

my mom pulled me out of school to save me from Satan's temptations after my older siblings smoked cigarettes and had premarital sex!!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Grittybeard posted:

You're not a real American unless you were a letterman in Football, Baseball and Basketball. I might accept wrestling for the winter sport.

Our school really sucked at every sport, if you wanted to join a team you were pretty much automatically in

I went to Pittsburgh Central Catholic which gave the world Dan Marino, Marc Bulger and Stefen Wisniewski, among others

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

my mom pulled me out of school to save me from Satan's temptations after my older siblings smoked cigarettes and had premarital sex!!

Did it work?

I'm a Pats fan so I'm asking for Satan. :devil:

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

What're you guys doing for lunch? I forgot my lunch at home so I'm thinking chipotle. Double chicken

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