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ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

Nyandaber Z posted:

One part of me hope Valls endorsing Macron is part of some ultra deep strategy, making Macron loose votes because people hate Valls, and making Hamon even more isolated so he drops out in favor of Mélanchon.

But then I remember those fuckers only care about their comfy seats and would sell their soul to the devil if it meant one more mandate.

Oh no, Valls is a complete fucker and a dipshit, who genuinely sees the last two years of Hamon's extremely mild posturing (like co-signing a motion of censure everyone knew would never have the votes to go through) as a deeply personal affront to his character.

The one thing you need to know in order to understand French politics is that everyone thinks they're as smart as Mitterrand, when in actuality not even Mitterrand was as smart as Mitterrand. There's no deeper meaning to what anyone does, there's no ulterior motives, there's just people that think they have.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

feedmegin posted:

Best guess, French potential-goons mostly post on French-language internet comedy forums in French, instead of here?

My experience is that English-speaking forums with a majority or a at least a plurality of people from the USA/UK/Can/Aus/NZ generally turn to poo poo really, really quickly when the topic is French stuff. Pages after pages after pages of freedom fries and surrender monkeys; it gets old real quick. Being hidden behind the rest of Europe makes French politics safe to discuss in this thread.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
I think it's okay to discuss the politics of all German protectorates EU member states here, given that in most cases they are only of interest for short periods of time.

Cat Mattress posted:

Being hidden behind the rest of Europe makes French politics safe to discuss in this thread.

We would not want you to surrender to the USA/UK/Can/Aus/NZ hordes right.

In other news: Greece literally has thrown the statistician that corrected their faked statistics in jail - yup, that's Erdogan levels of shitheadness.

GaussianCopula fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Mar 29, 2017

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


GaussianCopula posted:

I think it's okay to discuss the politics of all German protectorates EU member states here, given that in most cases they are only of interest for short periods of time.

Just you wait until Mélenchon gets elected, in a month or so.
You'll poo poo your god damned pants lol

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Just you wait until Mélenchon gets elected, in a month or so.
You'll poo poo your god damned pants lol

Just curious, are you and the other Frenchmen in this thread going to vote for Macron over Le Pen if/when that is the second round?

GaussianCopula posted:

In other news: Greece literally has thrown the statistician that corrected their faked statistics in jail - yup, that's Erdogan levels of shitheadness.

It's not likely they literally threw him in jail since he was living in Maryland last time I checked, but this is a complete disgrace.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Pluskut Tukker posted:

Just curious, are you and the other Frenchmen in this thread going to vote for Macron over Le Pen if/when that is the second round?

I am resolute in my belief that it will not be the case, and I will not entertain any other possibility because I need not.

EDIt : vvvv same, except it'd be a vote nul with a picture of goatse on it.

Flowers For Algeria fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Mar 29, 2017

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Just curious, are you and the other Frenchmen in this thread going to vote for Macron over Le Pen if/when that is the second round?


Eeeesssh maybe a good time to vote blanc

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I am resolute in my belief that it will not be the case, and I will not entertain any other possibility because I need not.

EDIt : vvvv same, except it'd be a vote nul with a picture of goatse on it.

So what's your prediction? Mélenchon against Le Pen?

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

lollontee posted:

It's an unrepresentative institution.

I think we should make a Belgian Pol and a French Pol thread and then move the EuroPol discussion between those threads twice a week.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Pluskut Tukker posted:

So what's your prediction? Mélenchon against Le Pen?

Honestly I don't know. I feel like there's a huge dose of uncertainty in this election. Who even knows if they will all still be here in three weeks. Can the turnout for Fillon be higher than expected? Can Mélenchon show that he's a much more beneficient alternative than Le Pen? Will Macron continue to make gaffe after gaffe?

Mélenchon-Macron does not seem to be totally absurd. Mélenchon-Le Pen, also, maybe. Fillon-Le Pen, or Fillon-Macron is a possibility. I have no idea.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Obviously the second round will be between Lasalle and Asselineau.

Lassalineau.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


I'm also kinda bitter that no one will ask the same question of Macron. "What would you do in the event of a Le-Pen-Mélenchon second round?"

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I'm also kinda bitter that no one will ask the same question of Macron. "What would you do in the event of a Le-Pen-Mélenchon second round?"

I'd be curious to know that too, but since both Macron and Le Pen in the last month seem to score consistently 8-10 points higher in the polls than Mélenchon, the question of who Mélenchon would support seems a bit more relevant.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


All we need is for Hamon to give up.

Shazback
Jan 26, 2013
Re: le gorafi "In difficulty, Hamon calls for Melanchon to stop his campaign"

Didn't they joke about Valls rallying Macron though?

'Y a anguille sous roche en tout cas...


Edit: I missed a page to make a bad joke.

Shazback fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Mar 29, 2017

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


3peat posted:

What would a scottish IRA be called?

Scottish National Liberation Army was an actual thing. They sent a parcel bomb to Thatcher in the 80s, but don't seem to have ever been very big.

They want forced repatriation of English people to England and Gaelic to be the national language, despite being spoken by under 1% of the population. And I think they technically still exist.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The French election worries me simply because there is still a huge amount of undecided voters.
It's no wonder considering the shitshow it has been so far.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Orange Devil posted:

I think we should make a Belgian Pol and a French Pol thread and then move the EuroPol discussion between those threads twice a week.

Surely there can't just be one BelgePol thread, we'll need separate ones for the regions. If one of them gets posted in, it's closed until there's a post in the other one, ensuring an equal number of replies between the threads with no unfair advantage to either one.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

u brexit ukip it posted:

Surely there can't just be one BelgePol thread, we'll need separate ones for the regions. If one of them gets posted in, it's closed until there's a post in the other one, ensuring an equal number of replies between the threads with no unfair advantage to either one.

This is getting too real, too painful, please stop

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

If we're going to recognize Belgium as a country worthy of its own thread then I feel it's only fair Somalipol becomes a thing as well seeing as how they're virtually about as failed as states.


Actually Somalia has been doing okayish for the last year so you're all alone again Belgium

MiddleOne fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Mar 30, 2017

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Shazback posted:

Re: le gorafi "In difficulty, Hamon calls for Melanchon to stop his campaign"

Didn't they joke about Valls rallying Macron though?

The screenshots I posted weren't from le gorafi. (And Meluche said he wasn't interested thanks)

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MiddleOne posted:

If we're going to recognize Belgium as a country worthy of its own thread then I feel it's only fair Somalipol becomes a thing as well seeing as how they're virtually about as failed as states.


Actually Somalia has been doing okayish for the last year so you're all alone again Belgium

Well, maybe as a compromise we could have a thread to recognize the immense contributions of Belgium and Belgians to the overall total of human misery, suffering and base quanta of physical pain. Through early modern capitalism, colonialism and just generally lately being complete cretinous shitheads. Though indeed lately the only people to succeed in not loving themselves up the arse through austerity, though due to completely despicable reasons. Yes?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

lollontee posted:

Well, maybe as a compromise we could have a thread to recognize the immense contributions of Belgium and Belgians to the overall total of human misery, suffering and base quanta of physical pain. Through early modern capitalism, colonialism and just generally lately being complete cretinous shitheads. Though indeed lately the only people to succeed in not loving themselves up the arse through austerity, though due to completely despicable reasons. Yes?

The fact that Belgium only made it out of the Eurozone crisis mostly unharmed due to lacking a government to actually enforce austerity is the saddest political commentary on the long-term viability of the Eurozone of them all.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

MiddleOne posted:

The fact that Belgium only made it out of the Eurozone crisis mostly unharmed due to lacking a government to actually enforce austerity is the saddest political commentary on the long-term viability of the Eurozone of them all.

Anarchy works! :v:

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I am resolute in my belief that it will not be the case, and I will not entertain any other possibility because I need not.

EDIt : vvvv same, except it'd be a vote nul with a picture of goatse on it.

How about Enema Hitler? He's hip with the kids, yo

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

lollontee posted:

Well, maybe as a compromise we could have a thread to recognize the immense contributions of Belgium and Belgians to the overall total of human misery, suffering and base quanta of physical pain. Through early modern capitalism, colonialism and just generally lately being complete cretinous shitheads. Though indeed lately the only people to succeed in not loving themselves up the arse through austerity, though due to completely despicable reasons. Yes?

It's not all terrible. We invented the saxophone, for example. Surely that counts for something?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Does anyone have any good resources for reading up on the history of the UK's relationship to the EU? Significant policies they've torpedoed, policies they've supported/proposed, just anything that tends to define their particular relationship with the EU, their relevance, and what might change now that they're leaving. My google-fu is evidently a bit poo poo, the results are all saturated with brexit announcements and I can't find anything discussing any EU-centric non-economic consequences. I don't particularly care what happens to the UK, but since I'm living in Europe I'd like to have some idea of what the future might hold for us

e: vv thanks. Like I said, I couldn't figure out the right phrase to search. I think I got stuck on variations of "EU UK voting history blocking votes" as though it were still 1998 and there were only a handful of sites on the internet

Sulla Faex fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Mar 30, 2017

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Does anyone have any good resources for reading up on the history of the UK's relationship to the EU? Significant policies they've torpedoed, policies they've supported/proposed, just anything that tends to define their particular relationship with the EU, their relevance, and what might change now that they're leaving. My google-fu is evidently a bit poo poo, the results are all saturated with brexit announcements and I can't find anything discussing any EU-centric non-economic consequences. I don't particularly care what happens to the UK, but since I'm living in Europe I'd like to have some idea of what the future might hold for us

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=uk+influence+on+eu

first link leads to http://60811b39eee4e42e277a-72b421883bb5b133f34e068afdd7cb11.r29.cf3.rackcdn.com/2016/04/VoteWatch-Report-2016_digital.pdf

down the page is http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/europpblog/2015/11/16/uk-influence-in-europe-series-is-the-uk-at-the-top-table-in-eu-negotiations/

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



MiddleOne posted:

The fact that Belgium only made it out of the Eurozone crisis mostly unharmed due to lacking a government to actually enforce austerity is the saddest political commentary on the long-term viability of the Eurozone of them all.

After the formation crisis we had an openly gay socialist prime minister from the minority region. Van Rompuy (former president of Europe and member of one of the governing parties) tried to criticize Di Rupo's cabinet by saying Belgium had not yet austeried itself into ruin.

Turns out keeping government spending up and having an indexation for wages helps the economy through harsh times. At least we elected a right wing conservative government to save us from prosperity.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

nimby posted:

After the formation crisis we had an openly gay socialist prime minister from the minority region. Van Rompuy (former president of Europe and member of one of the governing parties) tried to criticize Di Rupo's cabinet by saying Belgium had not yet austeried itself into ruin.

Turns out keeping government spending up and having an indexation for wages helps the economy through harsh times. At least we elected a right wing conservative government to save us from prosperity.

It also helps that Mario "whatever it takes" Draghi is doing everything he can to keep the faucet running, no matter the consequences, to finance the government debt of certain countries by keeping interest rates at record lows.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

You do realize that if the central rates go up at this moment then the housing markets of Berlin, Frankfurt, London, Stockholm, etc all go with them?

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

MiddleOne posted:

You do realize that if the central rates go up at this moment then the housing markets of Berlin, Frankfurt, London, Stockholm, etc all go with them?

~we need to keep fueling the bubble otherwise it will burst!~

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Just pointing out that you're just as much in the firing zone if the ECB re-visits their current stances. For me personally an end to the low-rate environment would be just fine.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I think we're probably heading for long term low rates, low growth, low inflation. This so called secular stagnation, or stability. Well, one can hope anyway. The eurozone and EU itself is probably gonna throw some wrench in that.

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

MiddleOne posted:

You do realize that if the central rates go up at this moment then the housing markets of Berlin, Frankfurt, London, Stockholm, etc all go with them?

Eh? The ECB does not control UK interest rates.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



The last thing Europe and the world needs is more Eurocrisis shenanigans. If countries will need to start cutting costs to pay higher interest rates, nobody but the bankers are going to be better off.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


feedmegin posted:

Eh? The ECB does not control UK interest rates.

Thank Brown for that, eh?

I still think UK should've adopted euro, at least the current madness would probably not come to pass. And maybe there'd have been more (British taxpayers! *gasp*) money for Greece.

It's not like BoE doesn't pursue the same policies anyway.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

feedmegin posted:

Eh? The ECB does not control UK interest rates.

Neither does it control Sweden's. But irregardless of that smaller central banks do like to follow trends and if the ECB follows the Federal Reserve than the others won't be soon after.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

MiddleOne posted:

Just pointing out that you're just as much in the firing zone if the ECB re-visits their current stances. For me personally an end to the low-rate environment would be just fine.

I don't think overheating housing markets are beneficial to the German economy, so I'm not sure who you are referring to with this "firing zone".


His Divine Shadow posted:

I think we're probably heading for long term low rates, low growth, low inflation. This so called secular stagnation, or stability. Well, one can hope anyway. The eurozone and EU itself is probably gonna throw some wrench in that.

Nah, we are approaching 2% inflation in the Eurozone and once we hit that target, the ECB will have to change it's policy.

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

GaussianCopula posted:

I don't think overheating housing markets are beneficial to the German economy, so I'm not sure who you are referring to with this "firing zone".

The recession that will follow when people default on their mortgages and lots of people in the FIRE and government sector get laid off.

GaussianCopula posted:

Nah, we are approaching 2% inflation in the Eurozone and once we hit that target, the ECB will have to change it's policy.

Yeah, inflation is making it inevitable.

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