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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Captain Internet posted:

Lol not only was it bush sr and not conservative Jesus, but Bush Sr did in fact introduce new taxes and was lying.

ed balls would have known that was :thejoke:

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Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Spoondick posted:

iowa is so anti-abortion because they need to replenish workers killed by all the pig poo poo they generate

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/agriculture/2015/07/28/iowa-father-son-die-manure-pit-fumes/30809037/

Darwin Award.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

sometimes i see a prson n i get so steamed n im just like "i wanna poop in that guys cereal"

whin ahm beelin ova th bawbag that is TRUMP! oft incline tae a maddy "shut yer gob or ill batter yer coupon!" :argh:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mr Hootington posted:

My state is burning the gently caress down and the olds are celebrating it because none of it affects them. Lol

this is everywhere and they're going to die soon

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mr Hootington posted:

My state is burning the gently caress down and the olds are celebrating it because none of it affects them. Lol

Throw them into the bonfire

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
i still lol at "clean coal"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

this is everywhere and they're going to die soon

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

yeah, but acid? most folks look like im crazy as hell when i tell em how fun it is to drive on that poo poo!

Walking in a dark forest while on acid is traumatic enough.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Jose posted:

this is everywhere and they're going to die soon

this is true 4 all humans
human existence aint even be a spec on the timeline o the universe

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Baloogan posted:

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

yeah in this day an age your more likely to become a militant communist

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Baloogan posted:

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

they'll care less about things like abortions and gays at least

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Jose posted:

this is everywhere and they're going to die soon

I hope for this everyday. My gf may lose her job because of Iowa budget cuts. 😍
Can't wait to hear my family celebrate the budget cuts while asking why we can't handle our finances. 😁

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ud think cons would like gays cuz gays are p unlikely to go all abortion happy

Serf
May 5, 2011


Baloogan posted:

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

yeah working drove me from liberal to straight up socialist

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

easy source d

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope for this everyday. My gf may lose her job because of Iowa budget cuts. 😍
Can't wait to hear my family celebrate the budget cuts while asking why we can't handle our finances. 😁

call them cunts imo

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

want less abortions? make every1 super gay!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Baloogan posted:

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

You're right. Taking on tens of thousands of dollars of debt and multiple unpaid internships to get that first job doesn't make liberals, it makes socialists :getin:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope for this everyday. My gf may lose her job because of Iowa budget cuts. 😍
Can't wait to hear my family celebrate the budget cuts while asking why we can't handle our finances. 😁

"kill you're parents"
-ron paul

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




my god.... its full of stars....

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

alnilam posted:

want less abortions? make every1 super gay!!!

:hai:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope for this everyday. My gf may lose her job because of Iowa budget cuts. 😍
Can't wait to hear my family celebrate the budget cuts while asking why we can't handle our finances. 😁

put them on a bus and send them to a church retreat, maybe they'll find jesus

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/30/521779563/rural-trump-voters-embrace-the-sacrifices-that-come-with-support

Town gets 3 million dollars from federal government to build a water treatment plant. But programs like this may be in danger with trumps budget cuts.

quote:

But for all the anger and anxiety over possible budget cuts in policy circles, in Strong City, quite a few people actually embrace those cuts.

"They've got to make cuts somewhere. Somebody's going to get cut, somebody's going to bleed a little bit. That's just a fact of life, but to get things back into balance," says Jim Fritch, who works at Clark's Farm and Home Store.

Jim Fink runs the store, and he agrees. Both Fritch and Fink voted for Trump.

"If you ask me would I rather see the money go for our water plant, or to possibly try to control our borders and the security of our nation, the security of our nation is more important to me," Fink says.

Even rural Americans want rural America to die

slave to my cravings fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Mar 30, 2017

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Agrajag posted:

i still lol at "clean coal"

It's going to happen, the EPA just needs to remove clean power regulations first in order to

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mr Hootington posted:

I hope for this everyday. My gf may lose her job because of Iowa budget cuts. 😍
Can't wait to hear my family celebrate the budget cuts while asking why we can't handle our finances. 😁

och wye dinnae ye bug outta iowa?? seems like a buncha windae lickers in yer vicinity innit n yer jukin about in th pit o shite

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

slow news day for the Globe. most truckers are strung out on something while driving.

the lsd is concerning tho

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Baloogan posted:

lol @ thinking everyone is gonna be hippy dippy liberal after they get their first job

How would you know?

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



hey there trumpy boy
pissing down the street so fancy free

Serf
May 5, 2011



i do love how the military-industrial complex and the security state have convinced people that safety is more important than anything else, despite us already being packed to the gills with defenses and weapons systems

our country is personified by the crazy wyoming prepper with a thousand guns and nobody interested in his poo poo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Spoondick posted:

put them on a bus and send them to a church retreat, maybe they'll find jesus

good Christian conservatives everyone of them.

Was it linked how the Iowa republican controlled government is making it illegal for cities and counties to raise the minimum wage above the state minimum because some counties (3) did this?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The LSD was necessary to convince himself it was a good idea.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/847431274088120320

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



slave to my cravings posted:

http://www.npr.org/2017/03/30/521779563/rural-trump-voters-embrace-the-sacrifices-that-come-with-support

Town gets 3 million dollars from federal government to build a water treatment plant. But programs like this may be in danger with trumps budget cuts.


Even rural Americans want rural America to die

Strong City sounds like the name of a city of musclemen in a particularly bad cartoon

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Serf posted:

yeah working drove me from liberal to straight up socialist

I don't understand the meme about becoming more conservative when you get older. Being partially responsible for the affairs of even just your spouse is loving terrifying when you're one medical catastrophe away from utter destitution, never mind having kids.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Guys, it's time for some shizz theory....

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/847429344364437505

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


his attempt at a Scottish brogue isn't all that good :smugjones:

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

gradenko_2000 posted:

I don't understand the meme about becoming more conservative when you get older. Being partially responsible for the affairs of even just your spouse is loving terrifying when you're one medical catastrophe away from utter destitution, never mind having kids.

doesn't conservatism, to some degree, use nostalgia as a tool/raison d'etre? I can see as one gets older, the idea of not having to deal with change becoming more and more appealing.

Kind of like how I see people on Telegram or Twitter or Snapchat and go "What the gently caress is wrong with a facebook post" except with abortion

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

och geiz Eric ya dobber, "isnae hypernormalized yet :shepface:" shut yer gob n sort yerself or i swaer on me maw ahl give ye such a facken skelpin lad

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Serf posted:

i do love how the military-industrial complex and the security state have convinced people that safety is more important than anything else, despite us already being packed to the gills with defenses and weapons systems

our country is personified by the crazy wyoming prepper with a thousand guns and nobody interested in his poo poo

The epitome of this is Trump desperately trying to have his Reichstag and nobody is even getting near it

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