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Serf
May 5, 2011


gradenko_2000 posted:

I don't understand the meme about becoming more conservative when you get older. Being partially responsible for the affairs of even just your spouse is loving terrifying when you're one medical catastrophe away from utter destitution, never mind having kids.

people confuse legitimate value shifting with desperation and imprisonment by the capitalist system

Business Gorillas posted:

The epitome of this is Trump desperately trying to have his Reichstag and nobody is even getting near it

wait for it

seeing that gwb bump from 50% approval to 80% approval after 9/11 is worrying

ed balls

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



MadJackal posted:

This is like hyping the autopsy photos of a close friend.

thread title lol

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Hey Matt Walsh, what's the most important quality you look for in a friend?

Gotta have a cock. No homo.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


TildeATH posted:

What sort of screwed up time travel hijinks lead to Leonid Brezhnev being Secretary of State for the United States in 2017?

rude

Brezhnev had some swag at least

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

The little old woman who lives in a shoe was devestated

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

D1E posted:

Where does the President get his hookers from? Serious question. You know he's not sexxing Melania anymore, and he probably can't just have Secret Service bring in some backpage girls to the White House.

Does he restrict his escort visits to Mar-a-Lago weekends? Who cleans up all the piss?

The hair medicine he takes is linked to erectile disfunctiom lol

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Not sure what this means but I think someone is getting tossed out of a plane... or set on fire

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/847468423734976513

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

C-Euro posted:

I think a lot of the problems (monetary or otherwise) in this country could be solved if we could just stop blowing other peoples and countries to poo poo but military spending is the golden calf and I doubt I'll ever see any long-term political effort to dial it back because no party wants the military not on their side when we eventually slide into civil war. But if we spent less money firebombing the Middle East and spent that money on making our country better we wouldn't get into a war with ourselves!

Also my Corgi is 25 lbs and is a v good dog tyvm

all dogie are good dogie and pet all cattes

if ur dogie misbehaves it's because you trained him like poo poo and they literally expect someone to tell them when to walk, sit, eat, and poo poo. Pay for some obedience classes and take him for more walks, dogie will act lots better

if your catte misbehaves it's because it's either super stressed or has a uti, take it to the gd vet

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Coolguye posted:

do you guys think that trump does the "IM GOOD ENOUGH IM SMART ENOUGH AND DOGGONEIT PEOPLE LIKE ME" bit in his mirror every day

because i'm starting to think he does

Lol the mirror image then leans forward and yells "WRONG"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TildeATH posted:

gently caress off and die and never mention spider legs again you sick evil gently caress.

in vanilla world of warcraft one of the first cooking recipes you can find if you start as a night elf is crunchy spider legs :angel:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Tainen posted:

Not sure what this means but I think someone is getting tossed out of a plane... or set on fire

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/847468423734976513

Pretty sure that means rallies in their districts

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

dwarf74 posted:

I'm allergic to dogs and cats.

So after I got married, we got a dog and a cat.

But we got a mini schnauzer who's rad and low-allergen, and a Siberian cat who - according to stuff a few years ago that has probably been proven BS by now but who knows - is also supposedly low-allergen despite his long hair that ends up literally everywhere.



I mean my mom has a cat allergy and the Siberian cat we got hasn't messed her up or anything.
I don't normally like cats but the one we have is too friggin fluffy to hate. Except when he attacks our teenaged Westy dog. Leave the poor girl alone!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Tainen posted:

Not sure what this means but I think someone is getting tossed out of a plane... or set on fire

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/847468423734976513

wtf does that even mean

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Wait Occupy Wallstreet was a Russian ploy??

What is happening

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

eonwe posted:

wtf does that even mean

landing air force 1 in their district and rallying against them, probs

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/847466848253730817

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

eonwe posted:

wtf does that even mean

Someones going to fail to melt some steel beams soon

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

quote:

we are working with our map host to bring the map back online.

PUTINNNNNNN!!!!!!! :argh:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/847469193624551425

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Wait Occupy Wallstreet was a Russian ploy??

What is happening

america lmbo

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Tainen posted:

Not sure what this means but I think someone is getting tossed out of a plane... or set on fire

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/847468423734976513

The threat is that trumpy will show up with AF1 and impress all the HFC constituents, in order to convince them to vote for the trumpster alternative. It's going to be tough because he's going to run out of apprentice runners-up quickly before he gets to all 36 seats or so.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Weeping Wound posted:

if someone says something is "big", it's a load of poo poo, but jeez louise this is worse than a nothingburger, it's sordid wank material for wonks :chloe:

lmao Big news about the election!

Trump won!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump did future 9/11

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"I'm super straight man Mike Pence and if I'm ever left alone with a Woman who isn't my Wife I'm so straight why I'll just rape that woman! Straight, I'm straight."

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
You know I can think of twisted reasons to justify why republicans vote for almost all their stuff, but doesn't the ISP thing go against their 'personal privacy' dogma

like I can't think of any upsides, or even what could be spinned into upsides. Did anyone who voted yes on this comment?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Hey no biggie, just the president floating the idea of suppressing the nation's biggest newspaper because he doesn't like its reporting. This owns, lol, etc.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Red Minjo posted:

I mean my mom has a cat allergy and the Siberian cat we got hasn't messed her up or anything.
I don't normally like cats but the one we have is too friggin fluffy to hate. Except when he attacks our teenaged Westy dog. Leave the poor girl alone!

We have a massive fluffy Siberian who's also neurotic as gently caress. If there's any sort of mess, she will dig at it incessantly in an attempt to cover it until you locate her and clean the mess up. She also refuses to have hairballs until they're massive and will lay them out somewhere at warp speed without making a single sound when she finally does get rid of them.

We literally had to put her on prozac at one point to calm her down, lol

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



ben9haz11

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

trump did future 9/11

The president hijacked airforce one and hes heading straight for the bermuda triangle maelstrom in a desperate bid for godhood

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

eonwe posted:

I have respect for Comey now that I've learned what we've learned

It sounds like he wanted to come out with the Russia / Trump stuff but was prevented by the Obama admin from doing it (for good reason). I imagine he wasn't explicitly forbidden from doing the Clinton thing, and while it was a dick move, I can respect that he wanted to put out the info on Trump too.

I remember reading a HuffPo piece that Giuliani knew about the emails before Comey came out with the news. I think he had a contact in the NY FBI office that leaked info to him. Then him and Erik Prince (Blackwater founder and Betsy DeVos brother) started spreading fake news about these emails via Breitbart. Which kind of forced Comey's hand to release what these emails actually were. And Prince was rewarded via being Trumps personal security and DeVos getting the Sec of Ed job.

I don't really buy that excuse 100% but there was certainly something going on behind the scenes in the FBI.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Tainen posted:

Not sure what this means but I think someone is getting tossed out of a plane... or set on fire

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/847468423734976513

I think he means that Trump attracts lots of attention and is threatening to campaign for primary opponents. Except, he's saying it in the most stupid internet tough guy way possible.

So, normal Trumpenkin stuff, basically.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

McCaskill piece of poo poo, film at 11

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
jet fuel cant melt the house freedom caucus

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
ahca was a controlled demolition. inside job

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

This is just the dumbest thing. Gorsuch isn't anything close to a compromise candidate. He's right of Scalia and a dangerous idealogue.

There's nobody on that list that is worse than Gorsuch. I don't get the "well, this is the best we're going to get" logic. Go full-on obstructionist; it works.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i saw thousands of dems celebrating that day from their rooftops

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


NecroMonster posted:

"super straight man Mike Pence"



:jackbud:

nopants
May 29, 2004

she's the worst.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Former Everything posted:

This is just the dumbest thing. Gorsuch isn't anything close to a compromise candidate. He's right of Scalia and a dangerous idealogue.

There's nobody on that list that is worse than Gorsuch. I don't get the "well, this is the best we're going to get" logic. Go full-on obstructionist; it works.

It will not work in this case. McConnell will change the rules and ram Gorsuch through.

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