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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Tomato rice ranch soup

I recently made that tomato rice thing but I threw in a couple more vegetables. It was tasty and easy! I was applauded for doing a cooking.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

boy are my arms tired posted:

try north market in cbus next time you're in the area, they have a hot sauce area with a bunch of different sauces, might have what you're looking for

:lol: like I really want Texas Pete when I can just go to Jungle Jim's and find a million better hot saucess

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Addamere posted:

Okay. That's kind of weird, but whatever. And now people are bandwagoning about that because there hasn't been a spicy Trump tweet? haha this time line owns

Yeah, a bunch of the conservative catholic crowd on twitter are up in arms about how it's perfectly normal to refuse to eat lunch with a women who's your coworker.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Addamere posted:

What spawned this series of dumb tweets?

there was some fluff story about mike pence's wife that indicated he won't go do things sans her presence or something like that

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mike Pence will not meet with any woman alone. Period.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i ate lunch with a female coworker once
before the appetizers even got to the table, we were running off for a bang sesh in the bathroom

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Nonsense posted:

Mike Pence will not meet with any woman alone. Period.

wow thats the reason he gave?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
"...and then i banged her right on the table on top of the endless breadsticks"

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

punchymcpunch posted:

a waterbed but its been filled with ranch

a leftover chicken bone from last night's dinner pierces the bed

cold ranch spews like a geyser over my naked body

i writhe in ecstasy

nopants
May 29, 2004
how does pence handle working with women? does he always make sure there is a male chaperone present and his chastity belt is fastened securely?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

let's get high

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

angerbeet posted:

"...and then i benghazi'd her right on the table on top of the endless breadsticks"

Serf
May 5, 2011


reminds me of a coworker of mine. "if you don't believe in god, what's to stop you from killing people"

me: gently caress man because im not a psychopath i guess

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

TwoStepBoog posted:

i ate lunch with a female coworker once
before the appetizers even got to the table, we were running off for a bang sesh in the bathroom

:same:

i don't even know how it happened

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

TwoStepBoog posted:

i ate lunch with a female coworker once
before the appetizers even got to the table, we were running off for a bang sesh in the bathroom

translation: eating lunch on his own in the company cafeteria and going off to the quietest washroom in the building to watch porn on his iphone

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

The conversations Trump and Pence have must be so enlightening.

jk they don't loving talk to eachother

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



nopants posted:

how does pence handle working with women? does he always make sure there is a male chaperone present and his chastity belt is fastened securely?

Unironically yes.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I mean this just guarantees that pence was at some point seduced by a redhead with a thick Russian accent and a name that translates to a sex pun in English

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Al! posted:

this is my favorite line from alanis morissette's hit single, "ironic"
It's like pi-i-iss
On a Russian tape

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

TwoStepBoog posted:

The conversations Trump and Pence have must be so enlightening.

jk they don't loving talk to eachother

trump just jibba jabbas at pence over the phone bong bong

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Agrajag posted:

translation: eating lunch on his own in the company cafeteria and going off to the quietest washroom in the building to watch porn on his iphone

lol if you think i use an iphone

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Serf posted:

reminds me of the time a coworker of mine. "if you don't believe in god, what's to stop you from killing people"

me: gently caress man because im not a psychopath i guess

coworker: oh man i wish i was like that i have waking dreams about murdering everyone i meet.

you: okay, i need to leave, i left my cat in the dryer

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

nopants posted:

how does pence handle working with women? does he always make sure there is a male chaperone present and his chastity belt is fastened securely?

No, it's even simpler: he doesn't hire or promote women into positions where they might need to meet alone with him.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Serf posted:

reminds me of a coworker of mine. "if you don't believe in god, what's to stop you from killing people"

me: gently caress man because im not a psychopath i guess

I keep getting you tube ads that day the same thing lol

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

TwoStepBoog posted:

The conversations Trump and Pence have must be so enlightening.

jk they don't loving talk to eachother

your iphone isnt a woman and watching porn isnt sex yo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

punchymcpunch posted:

wow thats the reason he gave?

Some reporter mentioned it in a tweet, when Pence was trying to hold meetings.

so yeah

Joementum posted:

No, it's even simpler: he doesn't hire or promote women into positions where they might need to meet alone with him.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

TwoStepBoog posted:

i ate lunch with a female coworker once
before the appetizers even got to the table, we were running off for a bang sesh in the bathroom

niiice :hf:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Admiral Ray posted:

coworker: oh man i wish i was like that i have waking dreams about murdering everyone i meet.

you: okay, i need to leave, i left my cat in the dryer

chill dude, but i kept one eye on him at all times after that bc apparently the only thing restraining his lust for human blood was the lord god almighty

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Joementum posted:

No, it's even simpler: he doesn't hire or promote women into positions where they might need to meet alone with him.

You know, I started to type this as a joke but then I realized he could probably get away with it exactly as written and now my stomach hurts.

Anyhow, the thing is: "It's not sexism or preferential hiring because it's part of his deeply held religious beliefs."

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol @ dogpiling religious conservatives
bet twitter would love to mock the amish but the amish don't have twitter accounts owned

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


fukken touch screens]

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lmbo

https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes/status/847434334210576384

also mcinnes just invited walsh on his radio show to further discuss this

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:lol:

this poo poo is my opioid addiction

also the weed page

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TwoStepBoog posted:

i ate lunch with a female coworker once
before the appetizers even got to the table, we were running off for a bang sesh in the bathroom

i ate lunch with a human female once
during the meal i suggested coitus and she declined
we continued the meal and discussed other things and remain friends

there is no punchline :geno:

e; rereading this after posting it occurs to me some alt-right mra reading this would think i was complaining about being friendzoned or whatever, then i laughed at the hypothetical person

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


nopants posted:

how does pence handle working with women? does he always make sure there is a male chaperone present and his chastity belt is fastened securely?

his aides have to jerk him off 3-4 times a day to make sure all sexual urges will never bubble up

it's not gay, they just do it to make sure he stays chaste in the swampy sinscape of DC

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: like I really want Texas Pete when I can just go to Jungle Jim's and find a million better hot saucess

i mean yeah but i know people who really will settle for that and not want to try anything else

hosed up, but true

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Senate intel is p interesting so far.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Addamere posted:

i ate lunch with a human female once
during the meal i suggested coitus and then we banged
like dawgs in heat right then and there HOO DAAAWG YEEEE

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Kashuno posted:

Senate intel is p interesting so far.

what have they talked about?

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

boy are my arms tired posted:

i mean yeah but i know people who really will settle for that and not want to try anything else

hosed up, but true

Because hot sauce is too hot

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