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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
hurry the gently caress up spicer. stop dragging out your stupid readout

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Coolguye posted:

isn't spicer 2 hours late today? wasn't he scheduled at noon?

strong alpha gorilla monsoon mindset

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

discoukulele posted:

I don't watch Spicer regularly (except for any highlight clips or w/e), but he seems super :smith: today

He always starts out sluggish, wait til he has to answer questions and they start needlin'

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

ive never bothered to listen to spicer much, does he always butterfinger his way through a press conference?

always

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/847504150900297728

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Nonsense posted:

ive never bothered to listen to spicer much, does he always butterfinger his way through a press conference?

Constantly

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Unperson_47 posted:

this green giant riced cauliflower is loving delicious. everytime i tr to make rice cauliflowered it's terrible

Extremely day crew account spotted

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Also I enjoy people saying "if you don't want your information on the Web then just don't put it out there!" while huge numbers of businesses are going to have your information online anyways.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MadJackal posted:

If any Trumpist was holding out hope that His Wideness was going to veto the ISP-sellout bill, Spicey just killed it.

the_donald is probably bunkering up and repeating that no one speaks for the president dont believe spicey hes gonna save the keks

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
spice u better b ready for April shes gonna smash the f outta you

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Nonsense posted:

ive never bothered to listen to spicer much, does he always butterfinger his way through a press conference?

Pretty much yeah

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

turn off the TV posted:

Also I enjoy people saying "if you don't want your information on the Web then just don't put it out there!" while huge numbers of businesses are going to have your information online anyways.

spicer saw the new Beauty and The Beast and really liked the Beast's method of privacy enforcement

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

turn off the TV posted:

Also I enjoy people saying "if you don't want your information on the Web then just don't put it out there!" while huge numbers of businesses are going to have your information online anyways.

if youve ever made a single purchase online then your info is out there

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

fits my needs posted:

drat, D&D seems to be getting even worse

C-SPAM on STEM: "it's a lot of work and it's not really worth it because it's tough to find a job"
D&D on STEM: "Well, you see, genetically superior persons are capable of producing many engineers..."

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


"lasterday" always gets me at least a little bit, no matter how many times I watch this

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

shiksa posted:

the_donald is probably bunkering up and repeating that no one speaks for the president dont believe spicey hes gonna save the keks

I'm almost tempted to go and check out the_donald to see if this is true

It seems I hate myself less today though so I'm gonna pass

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/847510306481774593

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

euphronius posted:

Pence president probably under the 25 th

Pence is guilty by association.

Special Elections and a liter of cola please.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


RUM HAM posted:

New Vegas is definitely the most "Fallout" of the 3D FPS Fallout games. The writing is so much better than the others.

I should play this sometime

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

A "whistle blower type person" :wow:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
someone needs to turn the spice up

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

C'mon...someone ask him about Nunes...

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agrajag posted:

if youve ever made a single purchase online then your info is out there

yep. this is why you need to buy more and more stuff so that companies get confused about your purchasing habits. buy poo poo you don't even want, buy poo poo for other people, and buy poo poo with the new credit card you got from discober

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lofuckingl

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

SpaceGoku posted:

"lasterday" always gets me at least a little bit, no matter how many times I watch this

he talks like a Homestar Runner character

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001
Freedom Caucus loves us idk what you guys are talking about !!!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Press Secretary Homsar, everyone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Lol at spicey reading his prepared answer on the sly while acting like he's listening to the question.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

shiksa posted:

the_donald is probably bunkering up and repeating that no one speaks for the president dont believe spicey hes gonna save the keks

what's the next trench to fall back to once he signs it into law? that he was coerced by Bannon or other interests?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

ryan was half right with the whistle blower comment

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
FAKE NEWS

HAHAHA basically FAKE NEWS!

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Spicey dodges the NYT story question.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Weeping Wound posted:

C-SPAM on STEM: "it's a lot of work and it's not really worth it because it's tough to find a job"
D&D on STEM: "Well, you see, genetically superior persons are capable of producing many engineers..."

this is why i am so glad i am in humanities. i mean i will never get a satifying job, but at least i can see the routes in history that will lead to all our dooms.



lol jesus.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

God dammit.

"But what if the New York Times is wrong? Really makes you think, right?"

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

Press Secretary Homsar, everyone

I'm a song from the 80's

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



my dog got warshed away in the pissstorm of '17

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001

Weeping Wound posted:

what's the next trench to fall back to once he signs it into law? that he was coerced by Bannon or other interests?

The deep state twisted his arm

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

paranoid randroid posted:

Press Secretary Homsar, everyone

That would be a step up on what we have right now.

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


"Phenomenal questions...get it? Get it?" *wiggles eyebrows*

"Yes, I get it" *muted chuckles from press corps*

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