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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

getting set up for a real good degauss

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
great speed suits itt

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


800 pages of bad posts

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013






looks like some figured out how to disrupt earpods or airpods or whatever they were called

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed
I learned recently that in Islamic dogma Jesus was not crucified, but was raised directly to heaven. God then transformed Judas Iscariot to look exactly like Jesus, and it was him who was apprehended and crucified in Jesus' place

:pwn:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol owned

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

I learned recently that in Islamic dogma Jesus was not crucified, but was raised directly to heaven. God then transformed Judas Iscariot to look exactly like Jesus, and it was him who was apprehended and crucified in Jesus' place

:pwn:
i remember hearing this around the time i discussed before and always thought the guy who said it was bullshitting me lol. except he said the teleport-and-switch happened on the cross but before jesus died

yeah apparently jesus just straight up became one with force like a jedi

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


GATOS Y VATOS posted:

800 pages of bad posts



DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rex-Goliath posted:

DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS
DROPPIN' LOADS

came here to post this

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

burning swine
May 26, 2004



page eight hunnert

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Sagebrush posted:

I learned recently that in Islamic dogma Jesus was not crucified, but was raised directly to heaven. God then transformed Judas Iscariot to look exactly like Jesus, and it was him who was apprehended and crucified in Jesus' place

:pwn:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

gently caress him up god

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Improbable Lobster posted:

gently caress him up god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxhxKdnjGA8

thong district
Jun 28, 2006
Selling dangerous liquids to idiots since April '06

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

800 pages of bad posts





SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Gross

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


this is what Maximum Performance looks like sorry you can't handle seeing it

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

goddammit gizmodo, hyphens exist for a reason

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
wish i were having a Good rear end Day rn

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

duTrieux. posted:

goddammit gizmodo, hyphens exist for a reason



nah the blurb just cut off the part about how he had a good set of squats at the gym

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

goddammit gizmodo, hyphens exist for a reason



never skip rear end Day

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
a--- item not as described

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/hNbUTPb.mp4

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

https://twitter.com/peachprincess35/status/847516211076186112

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiRvqnBUrLo

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



GATOS Y VATOS posted:

800 pages of bad posts

what is gatos y vatos poast history, alex

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Мы получаем это, ты прячешь сигарета

e: no Russian word for vape

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



grantingTheInternSudo.mp4

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/DNOpls/status/847523522234716160

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Мы получаем это, ты прячешь сигарета

e: no Russian word for vape

...we receive this, you hide (your) cigarette?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Sapozhnik posted:

...we receive this, you hide (your) cigarette?

theyre trying to say we get it you vape

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ9oP5QPV0c

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Mar 30, 2017

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.

theflyingorc posted:

I don't know who you've been reading, but no. Ehrman would punch you

Ah yes, Ehrman the admitted former christian evangelical. No way he could have the exact problem I mentioned.

I admit though a lot of people that promote the idea Jesus is purely myth can be border line insane and have baseless conspiracy theories that rely on extreme ignorance of history ( see Joseph Atwill ). That said, it's also bizarre how some in secular biblical studies, Ehrman included, seem to so certain Jesus was historical when there is literally almost nothing to go on. The first 60-80 years of christian history is almost a complete black box.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

lucifer is latin you dope

welp



the four gospels are the m-theory of god

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sapozhnik posted:

...we receive this, you hide (your) cigarette?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

Ah yes, Ehrman the admitted former christian evangelical. No way he could have the exact problem I mentioned.

I admit though a lot of people that promote the idea Jesus is purely myth can be border line insane and have baseless conspiracy theories that rely on extreme ignorance of history ( see Joseph Atwill ). That said, it's also bizarre how some in secular biblical studies, Ehrman included, seem to so certain Jesus was historical when there is literally almost nothing to go on. The first 60-80 years of christian history is almost a complete black box.
Ehrman's former Evangelicalism is a point in favor of his objectivity on the issue, you complete dingus

hmmmm yes a person who has rejected a philosophy that was once core to their identity probably takes what scholarship says from that direction uncritically, hmmmmm yes, that's a sensible thing

edit: and your treatment of their positions as "taking it uncritically" when they have robust positions and arguments is really stupid

double edit: stop reading carrier uncritically

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.

KoRMaK posted:

thought you were joking at first but the other posters got me thinkin this might be fore real.

Like... they were all in the sewer together at the same time??? or it was just where the kids went to gently caress back then and she took them down one at a time, beep beep

https://www.quora.com/What-was-the-point-of-making-the-kids-have-sex-at-the-end-in-the-book-It-by-Stephen-King

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

We Know Catheters posted:

What's wrong with it? I would wear it.

nothing wrong with it, it's just ballsy, especially if you're straight

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_Rising_(film)

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