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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Yeah that's a porn star name

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


How dare you insult Sweet Papi Sanchez and the G-Rilla by calling that an fcw name.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Roque11 posted:

This Saturday will be Ember's big night. Time to go all the way with her as the center piece of NXT's women's division. She's the best wrestler and character in the division with probably the best finishing move in all of wrestling.
I agree with none of those things, but she is a great wrestler and has a good finisher. I don't see Asuka losing the title to Ember, but I can see Asuka vacating the title so they can continue to tout the undefeated streak on RAW (Only for it to be ended by Charolette at a PPV, the true undefeated streak)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

RealFoxy posted:

(Only for it to be ended by Charolette at a PPV, the true undefeated streak)

Somebody didn't watch Fastlane

(you were one of the lucky ones)

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Still can't believe they beat KO, Braun, and Charlotte on the ppv before mania

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/rude-boy-riley-arrested-pornography/#.WNv1lBIrJE4?platform=hootsuite

quote:

A recent WWE tryout attendee named Rude Boy Riley has reportedly been arrested in New York after police allegedly found child-porn on his computer.

According to the New York Post, Riley was taken into custody on Wednesday morning after police executed a search warrant and discovered the underage XXX material in question.

Rude Boy attended a WWE tryout in February alongside Lei’D Tapa.

The post reports that he faces charges of promotion and possession of a sexual performance by a child. Riley’s family told the publication that they had “no comment.”

His arraignment is currently pending. We’ll keep you updated if more information is made available.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

That is pretty rude

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

More like Nude Boys Ril...oh god I'm sorry

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Riley's name popped up twice with me. Once in a fairly high brow article on customs (fetish Pro Wrestling videos) and then talking with Casey Michael expressing my surprise he got a tryout due to him being so open about it.

The stuff Riley advertised was a lot different from the usual customs you'd see. It was stuff you could foresee being used to groom children.

In any case wrestlers in closer contact with him than I have been really shocked by this one.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

excited to see his name popping up on Florida undercards in 3-5 years

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Just once I'd like to read a *highbrow* article about custom wrestling fetish videos instead of the usual claptrap

Like where's my Glen Greenwald piece on apartment wrestling

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm just gonna take Rovert's word on what is used to groom children.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

flashy_mcflash posted:

Just once I'd like to read a *highbrow* article about custom wrestling fetish videos instead of the usual claptrap

Like where's my Glen Greenwald piece on apartment wrestling

http://www.vocativ.com/325051/bg-east-gay-pro-wrestling/

Dolph Danner was Riley. Just don't Google and cross reference the other names.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynTJ8ugI7PI

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

How close is Asuka to beating Goldberg's streak? Maybe I haven't been paying attention (and I don't watch RAW) but how often have they been pushing Asuka breaking his streak? I feel like I haven't heard it at all during NXT, but maybe I'm just blocking out the commentary post-Graves.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

if we get to include asuka's developmental matches as part of a winning streak we also get to include bill goldberg's workouts in the powerplant

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
HEAVY MACHINERY :swoon:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



push heavy machinery to the moon

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Eltoasto posted:

push heavy machinery to the moon

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Drifter matches just aren't the same without Corey burying him :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I guess I missed the show, I just turned on the Network and saw Bayley throwing a tantrum :3:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/847252188422299650
My favorite wrestling trope, getting run out of the territory and being forced out by security

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/847252188422299650
My favorite wrestling trope, getting run out of the territory and being forced out by security

Almost as good as Bo's, and even better when followed up by the guy coming back in an obvious mask.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Bo Dallas as Mr. NXT is the funniest match in professional wrestling history.

Him stopping in the middle of the match to give a thumbs up and scream "I'M NOT BO DALLAS" is loving magical.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ohno was a bit of a jerk but Samson sold it great :)

When he lay down in the ring I was hoping they were physically gonna have to lift him up and carry him out all the way up the ramp

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Heavy Machinery are real cool

Nigel is doing a good job and I think Percy is getting a bit better

It's shameful that they hid Hero's beautiful bod

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

hero was very mean to the drifter, what a jerk :colbert:

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I don't understand putting Hero in the jersey. It points out his physique way more than just not wearing a shirt.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The_Rob posted:

I don't understand putting Hero in the jersey. It points out his physique way more than just not wearing a shirt.

It especially doesn't make sense when you consider how recently he re-signed with the company. Like, they knew exactly what they were getting.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

They need to put Dawkins and that other dude who does the shoulder thing on tv like now

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
I really wanted to enjoy the KO vs Samson stuff more, but it was so ludicrously rushed, I just couldn't.

Elias is a bit of a jerk literally one time to KO? LOSER LEAVES NXT. Saddened loser says "hold on, I'll laeve, just let me get my guitar" and KO destroys it. Samson tried to win with his feet on the ropes as his most dastardly act- he didn't really deserve this. They didn't book it to make you feel that Samson was an rear end in a top hat who deserved everything that came to him, especially after being MIA for so long.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Future WWE Intercontinental Champion Elias Samson.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wazzu posted:

Elias is a bit of a jerk literally one time to KO? LOSER LEAVES NXT. Saddened loser says "hold on, I'll laeve, just let me get my guitar" and KO destroys it. Samson tried to win with his feet on the ropes as his most dastardly act- he didn't really deserve this. They didn't book it to make you feel that Samson was an rear end in a top hat who deserved everything that came to him, especially after being MIA for so long.

I'd agree here, I think he came off so sympathetic that I'm now thinking they might try to debut him as a face. Honestly I've come around on him a lot and like him a drat sight more than Corbin (especially at the time of his callup) which is probably the direction he's headed.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'd agree here, I think he came off so sympathetic that I'm now thinking they might try to debut him as a face. Honestly I've come around on him a lot and like him a drat sight more than Corbin (especially at the time of his callup) which is probably the direction he's headed.

He looked positively competent!

Considering everyone thinks his gimmick is a massive (cheap) heat magnet that's super fun, they'd have to be super stupid to debut him as a face. I expect it the second smackdown after Wrestlemania!

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Thrifting Day! posted:

Future WWE Intercontinental Champion Elias Samson.

Fulfill his destiny as the true heir to the Honky Tonk Man and give him a year-long title run.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wazzu posted:

Considering everyone thinks his gimmick is a massive (cheap) heat magnet that's super fun, they'd have to be super stupid to debut him as a face. I expect it the second smackdown after Wrestlemania!

I'm down for whatever the shortest path is to me buying an Elias Sampson laser-etched guitar.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Percy Watson deserves some props for his ability to roll with it during the Heavy Machinery match. He started with something like "These guys invited me to a BBQ, I got there and there was 30 pounds of beef, 30 pounds of pork, no bread, no buns, just piles of meat!" Tom mockingly laughs "did you eat anything?" and Percy responds "Yeah, I had two burgers. They had other things there." He's still bad but that was funny.

Heavy Machinery is our new favorite tag team, right?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Heavy Machinery loving owns. They are WCW Saturday Night as hell and I mean that as a compliment.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/847469026888626176

i'm pretty sure it's time to retire this OP after mania, we've reached peak hunter

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


abraham linksys posted:

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/847469026888626176

i'm pretty sure it's time to retire this OP after mania, we've reached peak hunter

that actually completely rules

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