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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
posting two three pages later because I will forever regret not making this stupid joke

brugroffil posted:

do not wear earplugs while drivingw
what about hair plugs

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/847601565556891651

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


brugroffil posted:

see your feeling about dumb rear end in a top hat drivers? that's my feeling on living near a bunch of people.

You have a mental disorder of some sort and should talk to a psychiatrist, human beings are social creatures and hating being around other people isn't normal

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



just ordered chinese food



lmao

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

:eyepop:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


PFTC best poster

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


thread title

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Der Meister posted:

PFTC best poster

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

GameQuoter lives!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
do you see a sign in front of the Senate that says "Dead Russian Storage?" do you know why you didnt see that sign?

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

triple sulk posted:

just ordered chinese food


lmao

What'd you order

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

85 is fast ?

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Gen. Flynn wants immunity? :lol: TRUMP ain't making to 100 days, is he?

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

The Trump presidency miniseries that comes out in about a decade is gonna be so good. Michael Fassbender as Trump. Getting pissed on

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Poor execution of an adolescent joke.

Joke funnier punk.

are u challening me to a joke off

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Top tier

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

85 is fast ?

according to the police

not according texas speed limits

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Hillary 2020 posted:

GameQuoter lives!

i wish

Stephen K. Bannon
Mar 8, 2017

by Smythe

euphronius posted:

85 is fast ?

Not in a BMW.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is some grade a political theater

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nonsense posted:

American version of holy poo poo piss is not as good

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/847595760011137024

If he was listening to honky tonk badonkadonk it would have been as good.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


:discourse:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


April 1 is in two days

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/847582379556208640


Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

AWWNAW posted:

The Trump presidency miniseries that comes out in about a decade is gonna be so good. Michael Fassbender as Trump. Getting pissed on

Get Scorsese to make it and basically just do a White House version of The Wolf Of Wall Street

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

someday i hope to meet one of these people so i can ask them if theyre aware that theres a system of roads that leads directly from the hood to their front door, upon which any number of miscreants may commute with malicious intent

carpooling to the rich neighborhood for crimes

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

April 1 is in two days

no foolin??

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

VROOM VROOM posted:

posting two three pages later because I will forever regret not making this stupid joke

what about hair plugs

You also shouldn't weave but it's okay to wear a weave.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i hope piss tape is real but itd also be really funny if the dead russians got Our Man In Havana'd

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


:drat:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Last time o got pulled over at 85 I only got "failure to obey posted signs "
No points

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002


Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

SKULL.GIF posted:

April 1 is in two days

If that's when Trump gets indicted I will be so upset bc it'll take forever to be confirmed

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Robert Plant posted:

What'd you order

triple sulk it's important that I know your Chinese food choices

now I want egg rolls, like several egg rolls

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
every day that passes is a day closer to the piss tape

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Robert Plant posted:

Get Scorsese to make it and basically just do a White House version of The Wolf Of Wall Street

i was thinking more american psycho personally

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

just flynn baby~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


forget pardon my take him and dril need their own podcast

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
BURN IT ALL DOWN

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

CortezFantastic posted:

every day that passes is a day closer to the piss tape

Also, death for us all

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Robert Plant posted:

What'd you order

some sichuan string beans and orange chicken and spring rolls and a couple other things for the wife

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