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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Goldberg and Taker are going to be blown the gently caress up before they get halfway down that ramp

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

all the hands will be wearing mocap suits so that their holographic projections on top of the set recreate the match so that it's visible for more than 15% of the audience

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's like the secret space ramp from that Royal Rumble main event but all the time. That's cool.

Funkchop
Jun 9, 2013
Takers gonna hover down the ramp and eat up 30 minutes or so doing it

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I hope Taker comes down in a Vespa through the mist

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
lol @ the likeness https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon/status/847608677741731840

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Steph missed a colon there.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



It's better than Ronaldo.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

did they give the sculptor a photo of Regel by mistake

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
This new episode of Bring It to the Table is amazing. They talk about Corey's inflatable insult to Byron, Corey talks about how he thinks the Smackdown Women's roster is way better than Raw's, JBL uses the terms heel and over.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one






woo

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Looks like Kerry Von Erich except not dumb, drunk, and high enough

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBq7Vnt4Iw

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I think this is like the problem with 3D body-scanning for video games - if you scan a 70-year old Flair's face and slap it on a young body, it looks...not right

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

And people call jbl a piece of poo poo because they like him too

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




jbl is a garbage person that spews garbage from his garbage mouth

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Abroham Lincoln posted:

jbl is a garbage person that spews garbage from his garbage mouth

Why don't you marry him then.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Aphrodite posted:

Why don't you marry him then.

I only love trash, not garbage

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Jar Jar Binks must have been one of the greatest movie characters of all time because lots of people reacted to him.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I wanted Tensai to beat up the shield anyway

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

"Everyone stands on their feet for Roman whether they cheer or boo"

*cut to b-roll of Roman hitting big moves in big moments with little to none of the crowd on their feet*

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I love the wwe company line of I'm not mad I'm actually laughing.

*edits it to make it look like the crowd actually loves Roman.*

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Bring it to the table is such a weird show. Like could you imagine if like the MLB or NBA had an official show where they just got on there to talk about how their fans are actually really stupid and they should shut up or not watch. Like what other company could get away with that?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

The_Rob posted:

Bring it to the table is such a weird show. Like could you imagine if like the MLB or NBA had an official show where they just got on there to talk about how their fans are actually really stupid and they should shut up or not watch. Like what other company could get away with that?

That's pretty much what the NFL does at all times actually

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
I don't really watch much sports stuff but I always found it weird when JBL or other old wrasslin' guys say "I'm hot" whenever they mean "I'm angry" about something.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Marquis de Pyro posted:

That's pretty much what the NFL does at all times actually

And the NBA for that matter David Stern got booed vociferously EVERY single draft while looking smug as gently caress the entire time.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Marquis de Pyro posted:

That's pretty much what the NFL does at all times actually
NHL does it too along with the MLB

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

achillesforever6 posted:

NHL does it too along with the MLB

Shows how much I know about sports.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

NHL does it too along with the MLB

In other words every major sport? Bet Premier League does too, tbh.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Oatgan/status/847640876239040517

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

The_Rob posted:

I love the wwe company line of I'm not mad I'm actually laughing.

*edits it to make it look like the crowd actually loves Roman.*

It's especially hilarious after HHH saying "he's actually a heel, we're totally getting the reactions we want here!"

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Breaking my heart man.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Stale Saltines posted:

It's especially hilarious after HHH saying "he's actually a heel, we're totally getting the reactions we want here!"

The logic hoops they jump through are astounding

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Wooooah-oooh
Wooooah-oooh

Wrestle-mania
Ulti-mate thrill ride

Just like that
Just like that

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Stale Saltines posted:

It's especially hilarious after HHH saying "he's actually a heel, we're totally getting the reactions we want here!"

"You boo him, that makes him a heel :smug: my work's done, time to take a selfie" - HHH

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Bring it to the Table is stupid because those rapid-fire commentary sports shows are hosted by people outside the business being critical of it, not highly insulated people staunchly defending everything their company does because they're paid to.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Bring It to the Table is WWE's version of a Sean Spicer press conference.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




STANG

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

rovert posted:

There's a possible gimmicky reason for it.

Carmella winning the title.

Vince loves Ellsworth.

As much crap as we give the company and Vince, and as bad as an idea as putting the title on Carmella is, I gotta say it's still awesome Ellsworth got the position off a jobber squash match promo and had his life changed forever. Hopefully he doesn't ultimately get ground to dust in the end by the WWE Machine.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Skaw posted:

As much crap as we give the company and Vince, and as bad as an idea as putting the title on Carmella is, I gotta say it's still awesome Ellsworth got the position off a jobber squash match promo and had his life changed forever. Hopefully he doesn't ultimately get ground to dust in the end by the WWE Machine.

Vince usually gives up on acts like that after "6 weeks".

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