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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

clockwork chaos posted:

Maybe it's because I'm dumb and don't know the letter of the law, but doesn't all the "the bible says poors should starve, and abortions are super bad or w/e" stuff go against that ol' separation of church and state part of the Constitution?

Fun fact, "separation of church and state" is not strictly speaking part of the Constitution. The phrase comes from a letter from Thomas Jefferson, and is used to interpret several parts of the Constitution, like the Establishment Clause and Free Exercise Clause of the First Amendment. It's also been codified in the Supreme Court over the years.

This is important, because this is the bullshit excuse Christians will use for saying we should have prayer in school, or the 10 Commandments in a court house.

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

petit choux posted:

Something needs to be done about Trump.

Bad news petit choux you slept past the loving election

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FOX2now/status/847557354442727424

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

clockwork chaos posted:

Maybe it's because I'm dumb and don't know the letter of the law, but doesn't all the "the bible says poors should starve, and abortions are super bad or w/e" stuff go against that ol' separation of church and state part of the Constitution?

i am shocked politicians are cherry-picking passages from the bible to justify policies jesus would oppose

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

is this a joke? a repository for exclusively dyslexic cum?

it is april 1 tomorrow...

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I'm trying to rearrange the letters in sperm bank to make this joke work but it's just not happening.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


they got puns for days in moo-souri

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

all donors will have to sign an nda when depositing dna

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:what:

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

murked by dragon posted:

is this a joke? a repository for exclusively dyslexic cum?

it is april 1 tomorrow...

I think companies are sad April 1st is on a Saturday this year, so they're going early. I've seen a few things like this.

Either that, or Richard Branson has gone insane.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

update: the cow was shot 73 times for resisting arrest

update 2: it was delicious

gregday
May 23, 2003

oh, yeah it's probably some april 1 poo poo.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





so how many of the replies take the general form of ''a [misspelling of sperm] bank!!''

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
in which the Secretary of the Treasury takes time out of his day to apologize for promoting the Lego Batman movie

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

they tried a pit maneuver but ended up with bull manure

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




is this a joke

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

I'm trying to rearrange the letters in sperm bank to make this joke work but it's just not happening.

SAEM

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




orange sky posted:

where the gently caress did all the votes come from then

arbys????

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth


Salt Fish posted:

I'm trying to rearrange the letters in sperm bank to make this joke work but it's just not happening.

same, is this not a joke?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

in which the Secretary of the Treasury takes time out of his day to apologize for promoting the Lego Batman movie



swedes strike again

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Berm Spank

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
hurm glank

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump got arrested

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ha ha april fool etc

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/bolton97/status/847781377357557760

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

tbx

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Every morning I wake up and grab blindly for my phone mumbling... "spice? spicey today?"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm still of the mindset that if dominos start falling in the administration and people start getting impeached we're somehow going to end up with Mnuchin as president.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

"Honey, how about we go to the place that purposely holds fail sperm?"

Bear Retrieval Unit fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Mar 31, 2017

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
my hope is that they grant flynn immunity and he spills the beans

then they arrest him and everyone else for treason because that is a crime that is above immunity

Misc
Sep 19, 2008

Squizzle posted:

arbys????

people working at arbys who think they'd be better off digging for coal, the poor bastards.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Joementum posted:

in which the Secretary of the Treasury takes time out of his day to apologize for promoting the Lego Batman movie



mnuchin is a daeoist?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

I'm still of the mindset that if dominos start falling in the administration and people start getting impeached we're somehow going to end up with Mnuchin as president.

the president with the least pronouncable and spellable name ever at least

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:yossame:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Misc posted:

people working at arbys who think they'd be better off digging for coal, the poor bastards.

they're gonna get beef lung

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Just quoting so I have this for later.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





nice posting brand

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Inspector Hound posted:

Bad news petit choux you slept past the loving election

True, all i did was vote and give money to his opposition.


Something needs to be done about Trump.

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