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Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Btw I've decided to leave my lucrative acting career and haul lumber across the ice up north

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



wait you bought the truck

how much cash did you have in your wallet, mj

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Manatee Cannon posted:

wait you bought the truck

how much cash did you have in your wallet, mj

While everyone was unconscious she robbed the diner

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter: MJ, we needed that money. The last batch of wheat cakes Aunt May rustled up were made of dog food. :gonk:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
MJs plan was to hire aliens to stop a space alien and his alien robot.

I'm sure there is some kind of message in here somewhere. It might be Yo Spider-man!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"I brought Ronan's corpse all the way here"
"k."
"Also I bought a truck."
"WHAT?!"

Priorities, Pete :allears: He really shouldn't be complaining, just one arc ago he was in dire problems from not owning a vehicle.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



She's so pleased with herself. :3:

The gently caress is Spidey swinging on? It isn't like ABQ has a ton of skyscrapers.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



notthegoatseguy posted:

The gently caress is Spidey swinging on? It isn't like ABQ has a ton of skyscrapers.

have you played the ps1 spider-man game

spidey has his own personal cloud that he swings from when necessary

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Synthbuttrange posted:



She's so pleased with herself. :3:

There's no way Rocket isn't just driving his claws into Spidey's shoulders here

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

notthegoatseguy posted:

The gently caress is Spidey swinging on? It isn't like ABQ has a ton of skyscrapers.

Look at how low he is. Spidey and Rocket are just lazy, he's swinging from a nearby tree when he could walk/run just as easily.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Say... if it isn't my old nemesis and new slave, a truck!

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Will the truck full of migrant workers get its own movie to introduce it in the Marvel cinematic universe?

Bar Crow fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 31, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bar Crow posted:

Will the truck full of migrant workers get its own movie to introduce it in the Marvel cinematic universe?

Prepare for more wacky adventures of Michael Pena's character from Ant-Man.

Directed by Robert Rodriguez.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
This summer...

He said his doctor was retarded...

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Manatee Cannon posted:

have you played the ps1 spider-man game

spidey has his own personal cloud that he swings from when necessary

I own it but never finished the game. Is it any good?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It was decent for a 2000 "I can't afford a Dreamcast , PS2, or decent PC" kid, but aged like a petrified vending machine claw. It's clunky, stiff, and lacks variety. It's kind-of novel if you want to see pre-Raimi/post-animated series Marvel characters doing their thing with voice acting, but you can just YouTube that poo poo.

Manatee is right though, Spider-Man can swing any time, anywhere, because that personal cloud is always there to latch a web onto.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I always imagined he was swinging while hanging from other planets

I was a retarded seven year old

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


notthegoatseguy posted:

I own it but never finished the game. Is it any good?

It's impressive for the time and did a genuine effort of showing all of Spider-man's abilities instead of being a lovely generic 2D platformer like a lot of his earlier games, but it's kinda hard to go back to now. I liked how Stan Lee narrated the game and the gallery, and it was really neat how it had unlockable costumes that had special gameplay properties.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I figured out the next story arc.

Since Mary Jane's weakness is trucks and Spiderman's weakness is bricks the truck driver she paid for his truck will turn evil due to a bounced check and steal a truck loaded with bricks becoming The Brick Louse.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


WHAT IF

MJ just unknowingly bought the truck possessed by Highwayman, everyone's favorite demon trucker, and this is a set up for the next arc: Ghost Rider team up

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


What happens when a skeleton man penance stares a brick? Stay tuned true believers

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
This would have been an excellent time to bring in US1.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Jukebox Hero posted:

I always imagined he was swinging while hanging from other planets

I was a retarded seven year old

No, you are the next creative mind behind this comic strip.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Space Crabs posted:

I figured out the next story arc.

Since Mary Jane's weakness is trucks and Spiderman's weakness is bricks the truck driver she paid for his truck will turn evil due to a bounced check and steal a truck loaded with bricks becoming The Brick Louse.

Next: "The Death of Spider-Man!"

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

SilverSupernova posted:

No, you are the next creative mind behind this comic strip.

Can't it be both

Although someone mentioned US1 and US1 did actually end with him as a space trucker so maybe spidey is getting a hand and swinging from the truck of noted Marvel character Ulysses Sophocles Agamemmnon or whatever retarded name they used to justify the initials USA

Go check out US1 it is dumb as fuuuuck

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I want to frame that second panel on my wall.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

shrooms

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
I'm Ronan's boots sticking out of the pickup truck.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'm rocket, elbowing Spidey in the dick.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Cool how Rocket is at shoulder level to Spidey in the first panel, but at waist level in the next one.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



he had to duck under the shrooms man

you can't just take a shroom to the face like that

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


NSM printing as normal is the best april fool's joke possible.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I'm SHROOOM!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
He's out of shrooms again

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



I want to frame that second panel on my wall.

How could things be any worse? Well, for one, Ronan could also be trying to kill you.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So we're either going to get them using Ronan as a meat shield or Spidey web up his arms and work him like a marionette.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Jukebox Hero posted:

Can't it be both

Although someone mentioned US1 and US1 did actually end with him as a space trucker so maybe spidey is getting a hand and swinging from the truck of noted Marvel character Ulysses Sophocles Agamemmnon or whatever retarded name they used to justify the initials USA

Go check out US1 it is dumb as fuuuuck

Ulysses Solomon Archer (I looked it up, but I like yours better).

US Ace: A space trucker that can pick up CB radio frequencies due to his metal skull! Also his truck the US1 drives in space?!

This dude is prime NSM material!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
MJ left Ronan's helmet sitting in the middle of the desert, didn't she.

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
Someone once wrote to Marvel claiming in some panel that, based on the background imagery, Spiderman was unable to swing from his web because there were no taller buildings around (like, the empire state building was below him or something) and Stan Lee's response was "There's a helicopter just our of frame" so that has been canon for me.

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