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iSurrender
Aug 25, 2005
Now with 22% more apathy!

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

What is this?! A raccoon gif for ants?!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Darkman Fanpage posted:

What is this?! A raccoon gif for ants?!

it's 720x720???

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Newspaper Spiderman thread in BSS

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

it's 720x720???

Now it's working.

woot fatigue
Apr 18, 2007

These are my only friends. This is my kind of thread.





















goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Raccoons are too pure for this tainted world

woot fatigue
Apr 18, 2007

goose willis posted:

Raccoons are too pure for this tainted world

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
At least give them some privacy man

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Mouse Dresser posted:

Dinner time!



Back on page 4, but these guys remind me of when I was a janitor at a college. Watched a litter grow up on campus, and shared a snack or two with them. One even tried to climb into my lap to get more of my cinnamon apple crisps. I gave him the bag, and he licked his grubby little paws so he could get every particle of cinnamon dust.

Had to make a few improvised ladders to get them out of the dumpster, ten minutes before the garbage truck came.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
You were a saint to those precious fur babies

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I have always heard racoons make horrid, destructive pets. Can anyone confirm/deny?

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


It's very dependent on the individual really. Most of them are quite sweet until puberty, when some start becoming especially territorial and can be violent even if they've acted like angels with their people or even other pets.

They are absolutely not domesticated animals, and even incredibly well behaved "pet" raccoons will take apart anything they can get their hands on and try to dig holes in the walls and all that.

I wouldn't recommend most people try to adopt one, not the least because it's illegal in most of the US and you'll need a specialty vet to care for them. There are definitely success stories out there, but there's only so much you can do.

That being said, they can be raised to get along with other animals and they really are incredibly intelligent and have personalities, and all the worries about disease vectors are taken care of provided you treat it like a real pet, with regular medical care and shots and everything.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I've heard that spaying/neutering them keeps them from getting vicious once they turn into teenagers

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Mover
Jun 30, 2008


https://twitter.com/DlSTURBlNG/status/846859991009165312

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Synthbuttrange posted:



Perspective takes a holiday.

So helpful.


:3:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This is good, and wholesome

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


All Hail the King in the North, John Snout.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Dumpster struggles
https://fat.gfycat.com/MisguidedSpecificJenny.webm

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

I feel as if this is just a metaphor for life. The last ditch grasp at freedom really sells it.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:shobon:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





Huh, I figured crab raccoons would've been Chinese

:downsrim:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Did she just assume that cats gender?!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





:kimchi: :kimchi: :kimchi: aaaaa

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Friendship IS possible

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I can't remember the last time I felt so many emotions at once

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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The little goober is developing tool use :kimchi:

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


beautiful leucistic fur baby can't keep a hold of these grapes

http://i.imgur.com/N0UddJp.webm

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Mover posted:

beautiful leucistic fur baby can't keep a hold of these grapes

http://i.imgur.com/N0UddJp.webm

If that raccoon's name is Cat that's the greatest thing.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Bob's Burgers is pretty raccoon-intensive this week.

The raccoon is called Big Baby Pudding-Snatcher.

withak has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Apr 3, 2017

Mover
Jun 30, 2008




This is Bandit, the Guinness World Record fattest raccoon. Due to a severe thryroid problem Bandit had ballooned up to 75 pounds by the time of his death. He had a loving owner who raised and took care of him along with two puppies and thanks to that care he lived for nearly 10 years before passing shortly after his doggo brothers :unsmith:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
My 75-lb Raccoon Life

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Video footage (fatage?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAiBjCLGXpQ

includes the fun fact that Bandit was, if we compare him to the average raccoon, the equivalent of an 1100 lb human

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woot fatigue
Apr 18, 2007

Dumping the rest of my personal coon stash to get caught up and start posting fresh ones.



























































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