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King Possum III posted:From the Netherlands I'd have the same reaction as that dude at seeing the word abolute.
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loquacius posted:falling on my extremely nerdy sword for the cause Finally I have a name for my shockingly racist samurai-themed clown persona: Wacky-zashi 
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I bet they know. I don't know if that was a typo or autocorrect error, but it's hilarious so I'm leaving it.
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I guess previous fire analogies weren't explicit enough.
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I give it about a quarter-Rall. e: Maybe a third, it is literally a hot take but not as hot a take as it could be. Mister Olympus fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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The only thing to do here is flee the house, which in this analogy translates to fleeing the country. An Actually Kind Of Alarmist Cartoon.
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Apparently nobody told Garrison he won the Gay Abortion for worst comic, otherwise he would be crowing about it.
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 Shoo shoo, internet goblin (also what the hell is this trying to say?)
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Pander posted:I'd have the same reaction as that dude at seeing the word abolute. Why should Erdogan spend a lot of money on fancy ballots that'll wind up in the trash anyway?
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who'd write internetprivacy or inter net privacy?
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nerd plus rage posted:
Not to mention who is saying that internet privacy is two words? Is it the computer? The spambot goblin? Uncle Sam? The cartoonist as narrator? My honest best guess is that "gently caress you" is also two words. I doubt that's what it is though, very strange to find a cartoon so unparsable. King Possum III posted:From the Netherlands My god did these actually appear in a newspaper? That art is appalling, looks like something an 8 year old cooked up on a tablet. As for the message, I do like the first one. It's interesting how enormous of a failure in messaging the European program (both Eurozone and EU) have been when in fact they have contributed enormously to an age of peace and prosperity in Europe. The idea that the authoritarians are crude disgusting strongmen trying to have their way with the EU is I assume what they're getting at there. The second one is just plain horrible in every way Play fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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 1 2 3Chip Bok posted:Kimberly Strassel has an idea of what could be worse than Russian interference. In her WSJ column she says the bombshell news story of the week was drowned out by the uproar created by California Rep Adam Schiff, the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee. Schiff is outraged that Committee Chairman Devin Nunes violated protocol by viewing classified documents at the White House, and briefing Trump rather than sharing with the committee.  4 5 6
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* If you include the rich, for whom food and clothes are a tiny fraction of their budget.
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i enjoy the monty python esque white house monster truck
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How? How is he so bad at constructing metaphors?
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I'm not that great at U.S. senator recognition when they're reduced to Ramirez's bug-splat-on-windshield style but I'm assuming that's Chuck Schumer that is made of metal and devoured and obstructing the bowels of Justice, while also been separately X-rayed to show a metal peanut for a brain?
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Lady Justice is demonstrably stupid and it's up to the GOP to take care of whatever is in her babymaking area. An accurate representation of the GOP's viewpoint.
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Ramirez is old enough and has a terrible enough diet that he thinks that the perfect, his-readers-will-get-it metaphor for "obstruction of a positive process" is "bowel obstruction." After that it's just a matter of applying two different names to the x-ray twice each, throwing in a joke about how the Chuck Schumer patient (whoever that is) has a tiny brain, and throwing in four arrows to make sure his aging white male audience (who probably all have lovely diets) understand what he's getting at.
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By blocking Gorsuch, Dems can at least attempt to stem the flood of poo poo. AGC.
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Lady Justice's colon is a powerful symbol, you don't want to overuse it.
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I know everyone else is already piling in on this terrible comic but jesus christ in one comic showing one and a half X-rays he alternates between three different x-ray labelling conventions.
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"If we paid more in taxes, maybe some of that money would actually go to social programs and not just military vehicles." "haha. what an idiot. we already DO pay taxes, and the money DOES go to military vehicles instead of social programs." "I . . . know???"
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Uh... no? The answer is no. That is not worse. Even if both were literally 100% true the former is pretty clearly the greater of two evils.
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Vib Rib posted:Uh... no? When it's finally revealed that the NSA is led by the ghost of Kim Jong Il, I will remember this post and NOT accept your apology.
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SomeMathGuy posted:Lady Justice's colon is a powerful symbol, you don't want to overuse it. Lady Justice eats crime and shits justice.
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Internet Webguy posted:Lady Justice eats crime and shits justice. Wait, she eats her enemies and excretes copies of herself? Lady justice is a yoshi?
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What's that, Ramirez? Preventing the President from nominating a member of the Supreme Court is bad? Where were you in 2016? Go choke on Donald's micropenis, you humongous rear end in a top hat. I'm fine with Gorsuch never getting the post as long as Garland doesn't get it first.
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Now that's my kind of Trolley Problem!
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Cat Mattress posted:What's that, Ramirez? Preventing the President from nominating a member of the Supreme Court is bad? Where were you in 2016? Go choke on Donald's micropenis, you humongous rear end in a top hat. Yeah, what was the justification Republicans used for blocking Obama from appointing anyone in 2016? "Obama has no mandate, let the American people decide." Well the election came and went and our stupid anti-democratic electoral system allowed the guy who came in #2 in the popular vote to win the election, effectively giving us a president with no popular mandate, and now all the sudden, Republicans don't give a poo poo about the will of the people (they never did).
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HootTheOwl posted:Now that's my kind of Trolley Problem!  
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Also, this is Chuck Schumer: Physically, Chuck has two major features. (He also has a big ol' NYC rich guy accent, but you can't really draw that.) He has gray hair, and he has a strong chin. Somehow, Ramirez just reproduced his W. Bush manta rayface.
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D.N. Nation posted:Also, this is Chuck Schumer:
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Vib Rib posted:But you hate women and gay people. And so does almost every single person who justifies their Islamaphobia with "they're throwing gay people off buildings!", it seems. It's like what Trump said in that convention speech. He's going to protect the LGBT...Q community against a hateful foreign ideology. He's cool with the domestic hateful ideology.
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