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Wendell
May 11, 2003

God, pizza is the best!

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

fart blood posted:

Big deal I once saw a homeless person's butthole

was it eating pizza

e: when i went to school in downtown chicago i saw a homeless man poop into a trash can and run across halsted street freestyle rapping and grinning while shoving his sweatpants into his buttcrack to absorb the remnants

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They should give the warrior award to Rebekah Marine

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

He's saying good things even if he's saying them poorly. It feels really real, and I appreciate that.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
you can't say WWF dude!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


i'm a guy and i somehow just got wet.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CubsWoo posted:

my 2 year old ate pizza today for the first time and after the first bite she stole my slice and ate it over the course of about 20 minutes

You people could be making millions of youtube dollars instead you're just talking about all this poo poo on a forum!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


should've just marked out the entire time. this is finally getting decent

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This guy owns.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
See the whole speech should just be Eric marking out about cool wrestling poo poo.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I tuned in at a very strange time

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


i hope his third favourite wrestler is Val Venis

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
chris farley possessed this man and is doing his 'that was pretty cool' bit

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



THE MOST ELECTRONIC MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


BWV posted:

i hope his third favourite wrestler is Val Venis

"I remember choppy choppy your pee pee and that was really weird but he came back from getting his dick chopped off and I always thought that was pretty inspiring"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

WrasslorMonkey posted:

You people could be making millions of youtube dollars instead you're just talking about all this poo poo on a forum!

Nothing exciting happened to or around me today or most days.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

CubsWoo posted:

was it eating pizza

No it was not but come on dude buttholes always beat pizza

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




https://twitter.com/JobbingthePod/status/848002358839738370

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

WrasslorMonkey posted:

You people could be making millions of youtube dollars instead you're just talking about all this poo poo on a forum!

after one of my friends had their kids videos stolen by one of those compilation channels and youtube sided with the other guy ive stayed away from putting my kid in publicly available videos until she's old enough to want to and understand what that means

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CubsWoo posted:

chris farley possessed this man and is doing his 'that was pretty cool' bit

Mmmm.mmm....do...you...like...remember when you did this post...that was awesome!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

fart blood posted:

No it was not but come on dude buttholes always beat pizza

they always win in the end

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
then there was that time Boss Man fed Al Snow his dog and it was like, what? it was crazy man, i couldn't believe it, me and my friends, man, we were like, wow, you know?

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
I love this dude, because this is 100% the induction speech that I would give if I was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
This is gonna break 4 hours. Corny and Angle still left.

edit...forgot about Teddy.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Man that's a lot gone did someone die.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Screw this ya'll talking about cute stuff but not making with the posting of. Here's my coworker's new pubby

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
See if I was giving this speech I'd have done the $9.99 plug and gone "Hey Hunter, you're welcome." I love Eric's story but cat needs to learn to adlib.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

TheHock posted:

I love this dude, because this is 100% the induction speech that I would give if I was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

he could have talked forever, they weren't going to pull a mr t and have kane be the hook when he's in a wheelchair

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Why did all the Wrestlers leave

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

holy poo poo how long is this thing

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Why did all the Wrestlers leave

teddy is next and they didnt want to have to do a tag team match tonight

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No Jerry i remember when he was cucked by Cesaro.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


whites saying playa time

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Screw this ya'll talking about cute stuff but not making with the posting of. Here's my coworker's new pubby



Wow! I want to pet this dog

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Cute! Did you think to take a video or get any pictures?

he made it across the street, i didnt record it then because i was scared he'd be hit by a car so i only have before and after. woulda filmed all day but had to catch the train


http://i.imgur.com/iNKFtXc.gifv

MotU fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 1, 2017

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
Did I just see Miz's dad sliding out to take a piss

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
The man best known for being cucked by Cesaro, Teddy Long.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Shima Honnou posted:

Man that's a lot gone did someone die.

Probably all people who gotta do publicity and Axxess stuff in the morning and don't have the balls to try to do it on like four hours of sleep.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

AsInHowe posted:

Wow! I want pet this dog

I been begging the dude to bring it in. Still needs a few more shots but I said I was clean I swear.

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