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The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

haljordan posted:

I don't want thoughtful discussion itt, I just want lols goddammit

Why not both?

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DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Here is a LoL

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Trump is sad he couldn't install a moon door in the White House to dispose of staffers he fires

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

haljordan posted:

I don't want thoughtful discussion itt, I just want lols goddammit

a lol, even if factual, is still a lol

Katana Gomai posted:

some of them by Donald himself, even

drat

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Trump's problem is that he keeps trying to blame this on Obama. People like Obama.

C'mon Big D, blame this poo poo on Clinton and we'll be right there with you.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Just want to let everyone know i got some lols from the tantrum

lmao

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I love how you can invert his tweets to figure out what he's really thinking and/or divine the truth. It's like wearing a pair of magic eye glasses.

Popping my lol cherry in the lol thread. LOL.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I set my alarm to go off every hour, on the hour, to remind me that Donald J. Trump is president of these United States of America. Every time I am reminded that Trump is president I lol, I lol real hard. I don't get much sleep anymore but I get at minimum 24 hearty lols a day so things are looking up TRUMP!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Blue Train posted:

Goddamn the trump genes are hosed





You don't say

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Little hands to hold little dicks that fit in those little mouths.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


What the hell. I've heard the phrase chinless wonder for posh twatty kids but never seen the physical embodiment before. In summary; lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
You know what they say.

Small hands, small chin.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

And another episode in the popular series "The President of the United States gets all his info and intelligence from cable news":

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848216035153121285

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848219027659010051

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Argh I hate him so much

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Honestly the worst part is that they smile in the most bizarre and fake looking way possible. Like what the gently caress are you doing, you don't just pull your top lip up and shine your weird rear end teeth at everyone.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


he said, daughterfuckingishly

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


All these weird looking kids are from different women. Trumps sperms ain't right

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Remember when people jizzed all over themselves for Trump's teleprompter address being "presidential".

lol

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Always assumed the one of Tiffany was doctored. It appears on a lot of clickbait links, but other pictures of her look fine. I mean, if you forget who her dad is lol

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Trump is so banal that only one of his five children has an office adjacent to his, the attractive, non-C.H.U.D. looking one. The others are moved out of the picture. Lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Always assumed the one of Tiffany was doctored. It appears on a lot of clickbait links, but other pictures of her look fine. I mean, if you forget who her dad is lol

She's pursing her lips so her mouth looks worse than it usually does but it's still small like her brothers. It's not doctored tho

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

nooneofconsequence posted:

Remember when people jizzed all over themselves for Trump's teleprompter address being "presidential".

lol

And he used that "special operator's" wife as a disgusting prop, while the father blamed Trump for his son's death and didn't attend. Lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Always assumed the one of Tiffany was doctored. It appears on a lot of clickbait links, but other pictures of her look fine. I mean, if you forget who her dad is lol

There are different angles from different sites that all look the same.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Cubone posted:

the wheels fall off the trump presidency, revealing magnificent golden mechanisms designed to transcend time and space- we were fools to judge its locomotion in such ordinary principles as forward movement or ability to roll. there, at the front, sits the man himself, operating the carriage through a complex wizardry of slightly moving around ashtrays and drink coasters. and none of us who saw will ever forget how it disappeared in a splash of piss

I loled at this, and although the direct impetus of my lol was not the fact that trump is president, I still feel compelled to post itt

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blue Train posted:

Argh I hate him so much

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
his full on bitch walkout of executive order #54 (in less than 100 days) was lol heavy

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Katana Gomai posted:

he said, daughterfuckingishly

"It wasn't me, I'm just quoting someone, but if it's true, wow! sad!" -- a man who never loving learns anything lol

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Hopefully one day our government will form some sort of intelligence department that can give the president information, so he doesn't have to get it all from Fox News. Sad!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hopefully one day our government will form some sort of intelligence department that can give the president information, so he doesn't have to get it all from Fox News. Sad!

Fox News is an American institution of fairness and balance. It says so right there!

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Happy Saturday goons! Daily reminder that Donald J Trump is president of the USA.

Fuckin' :lol:

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

indeed he is. he made fun of a handicapped person on TV and 61 million retards voted for him because they finally felt represented

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
lol?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39461356

lol.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Hopefully one day our government will form some sort of intelligence department that can give the president information, so he doesn't have to get it all from Fox News. Sad!

I'm pretty sure that the core problem here is that the intelligence community provides long complicated and boring reports (with no pictures), while the TV is really loud and flashy and puts every information into nice soundbite sized pieces. It's also full of colorful personalities that are fun to watch, like that condescending guy on FOX news or that other condescending guy on FOX news or that throat cancer judge lady that talks real slow on FOX news or that funny south african dude on comedy central

basically, america elected an intellectually lazy idiot as president and nothing short of the CIA step dancing their reports and jiggling some shiny keys in front of him will ever fix this

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
I thought I couldn't find a lol bigger than them airing that celebration of repealing obamacare but man these things have taken the cake

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


In related lols

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/senate-intelligence-committee-rejects-immunity-michael-flynn-n741061

Immunity deals only make if the prosecution is missing certain pieces of testimony which gives the defendant enough leverage to make a deal.

quote:

The Senate Intelligence Committee turned down the request by former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn's lawyer for a grant of immunity in exchange for his testimony, two congressional sources told NBC News.

A senior congressional official with direct knowledge said Flynn's lawyer was told it was "wildly preliminary" and that immunity was "not on the table" at the moment. A second source said the committee communicated that it is "not receptive" to Flynn's request "at this time."

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

also, i'm sorry for melting down, please accept this as reparations

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

Immunity deals only make if the prosecution is missing certain pieces of testimony which gives the defendant enough leverage to make a deal.

Maybe Nunes could give him immunity in exchange for testimony about the leaks.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
@ raspberry: Whoa where can I get that

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Scary! posted:

@ raspberry: Whoa where can I get that

sadly it's a unique piece and not for sale. capitalism and free market fail again to provide for the people's lols

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

sadly it's a unique piece and not for sale. capitalism and free market fail again to provide for the people's lols



LOL

Every world leader who meets with Trump looks like they just sat on a mall Santa's lap to humor their parents.

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