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Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI

DancingShade posted:

Never underestimate the power of a low video game rating to drive traffic for ad revenue from people emotionally invested.

Just don't do it to Zelda games or Nintendo fanatics will probably string you up in the street from the nearest lamp post.

lmao

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Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

RatHat posted:

You guys realize you can still have fun with bad games right? You're not killing a puppy every 5 minutes you play or anything.

actually when im at the keyboard, there is a puppy being killed once every 5 mins

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Sometimes I have has much fun playing games than talking about games.

On the bad games, I have much more fun talking about them than playing.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

DancingShade posted:

DA:2 wasn't making fun of itself, just everyone who played it.

I am enjoying Andromeda, but I actually do think that DA2 was the better game of the two.

Now ask me my opinion of the Armenian Genocide!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
God drat Liam's loyalty mission really does own. That was some ME2 style action movie awesome.

And now I'm on Kadara and the Outlaws are way more fun than the stupid Angara.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
RedLetterMedia on ME:A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yewHl_TcOE8

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


The glyph puzzles are the most terrible unfun poo poo in this game and whoever decided they needed to be included needs to not work on games anymore.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

...but sudoku are actually good?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

man nurse posted:

The glyph puzzles are the most terrible unfun poo poo in this game and whoever decided they needed to be included needs to not work on games anymore.

Most of them have been pretty easy to solve, and always give you a free line to work off of. Nevermind you can just burn a Key and skip them.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

They would be better if they used numbers instead of glyphs, there's a disconnect where you can't just think "Oh, that one's already there", because you're less familiar with the symbols.

Basically, I just want real sudoku.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Most of them have been pretty easy to solve, and always give you a free line to work off of. Nevermind you can just burn a Key and skip them.

I don't care if they're easy or not, it brings whatever you're doing to a grinding halt. Why are they in the game. It's bad.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
It wouldn't be a mass effect game if there wasn't krogan, there wasn't aliens to gently caress, and there wasn't a silly hacking minigame.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin
How the gently caress designed that endless slog of a fight at the end? Also who designed the loving autosave system? I hope both people never, ever work in the games industry again.

Cool. I finally get through that fight and then the video sequence at the end just freezes. Jesus this game is such a piece of poo poo, everyone involved should be ashamed.

Popelmon fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Apr 1, 2017

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I like the glyph puzzles

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

GenericOverusedName posted:

It wouldn't be a mass effect game if there wasn't krogan, there wasn't aliens to gently caress, and there wasn't a silly hacking minigame.

But ME3 had no hacking minigame, and the only new people to gently caress were gay humans!

someone's going to say Allers and I'm going to say "I said people"

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Brad giving Andromeda a 2/5 after defending the ME3 ending should really tell you how bad this game is

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Huh. I could have sworn ME3 had a hacking game but you're right, it didn't.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

AlmightyBob posted:

Brad giving Andromeda a 2/5 after defending the ME3 ending should really tell you how bad his opinions are

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

GenericOverusedName posted:

Huh. I could have sworn ME3 had a hacking game but you're right, it didn't.

They had a simplified version of Simon at the end. Refuse was yellow.

Reclaimer
Sep 3, 2011

Pierced through the heart
but never killed



I liked ME3 but I probably wouldn't have liked it so much if I hadn't spent two other games getting invested in the characters. That's mostly why I would say it's the better game.

I'd go 3/5 for Andromeda, but it could've been 4/5 if they'd given the crew more evolving dialogue. It's like they blow their load the first time you talk to them and then just have a couple new sentences to say every so often after that. I can see the logic behind 2/5 but I don't agree with giving a failing grade to a game that accomplished the basic task of keeping me entertained for a couple weeks.

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI
I LOVE THIS GAME! Easily a 4 out of 5. It's unfortunate that you cannot recognize a good game anymore, possibly you are burnt out on games in general? Happens.

Mostly i feel sorry for you that you are unable to enjoy such an amazing experience, it must suck.

You're a big ME fan I've read. Me too, i played through the trilogy countless times, read all 4 novels, yes even the one Drew didn't write. I've already spent more time on my first MEA run (and not done yet mind you) than it would take me to play through the entire trilogy. I couldn't be more thankful for such a fully fleshed out experience, and this is only the start!!!

But lets face it even though the trilogy and novels was as incredible as it was, Andromeda is soooo much better in every conceivable way. I'm doubt i'll every go back and play them again, tbh i can't, this is just so much better. It's too bad you're going to miss out on this epic journey. Maybe you need a break? Anyway coming from a gamer who isn't burnt out, my only advice to everyone is, don't be schmuck and miss this run, drat!

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

I'll trust a person who read all the Mass Effect tie-in novels to know what real quality is.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I've been reading the new one in bits and pieces, and it's a hell of a lot better than any of the previous tie in novels by far. Drew Karpyshyn's first one was passable as a junk food read but still mostly terribly written; this is actual decent genre fiction and does a good job in fleshing out the uprising stuff and making it seem less stupid than it comes across in the game.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Why do we care about this particular review more than we care about any other review

Reclaimer
Sep 3, 2011

Pierced through the heart
but never killed



Fojar38 posted:

Why do we care about this particular review more than we care about any other review

Something new to :justpost: about, you got anything better?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Doc Morbid posted:

I'll trust a person who read all the Mass Effect tie-in novels to know what real quality is.

Trust but verify by playing to 100% completion.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

DrNutt posted:

I've been reading the new one in bits and pieces, and it's a hell of a lot better than any of the previous tie in novels by far. Drew Karpyshyn's first one was passable as a junk food read but still mostly terribly written; this is actual decent genre fiction and does a good job in fleshing out the uprising stuff and making it seem less stupid than it comes across in the game.

one of the upcoming ones is going to be written by N.K. Jemisin who is more than legit

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin
Alright, this time the game didn't crash after the last fight! Finished the game after ~45 hours. I'm mostly happy with the ending and the long sequence leading up to it (except that really long fight at the very end, ugh).

What happens if you haven't rescued the other arcs/pathfinders? It looked like they played a big role in the fight on Meridian, is there a different outcome if they are not around to help you?

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

Popelmon posted:

Alright, this time the game didn't crash after the last fight! Finished the game after ~45 hours. I'm mostly happy with the ending and the long sequence leading up to it (except that really long fight at the very end, ugh).

What happens if you haven't rescued the other arcs/pathfinders? It looked like they played a big role in the fight on Meridian, is there a different outcome if they are not around to help you?

Captain Dunn dies

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Pattonesque posted:

one of the upcoming ones is going to be written by N.K. Jemisin who is more than legit

more then legal -> extra legal -> illegal!!!!!

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

DrNutt posted:

I've been reading the new one in bits and pieces, and it's a hell of a lot better than any of the previous tie in novels by far. Drew Karpyshyn's first one was passable as a junk food read but still mostly terribly written; this is actual decent genre fiction and does a good job in fleshing out the uprising stuff and making it seem less stupid than it comes across in the game.

I got it for free with some Kindle credit and read it all on a long train journey. Better written than all the previous books and the game, by some margin. Reading it actually makes the game worse, because you can see what it could have been if there'd been some competent writers on the team.

Disclaimer: I've not yet finished the game.

CottonWolf fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Apr 1, 2017

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Fojar38 posted:

Why do we care about this particular review more than we care about any other review

Goon hard-on for Giant Bomb.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDAxIVQE0To

Is this the future? We'll bang, okay?

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

CottonWolf posted:

I got it for free with some Kindle credit and read it all on a long train journey. Better written than all the previous books and the game, by some margin. Reading it actually makes the game worse, because you can see what it could have been if there'd been some competent writers on the team.



the lowest of bars

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Clawtopsy posted:

the lowest of bars

No-one pees on any cereal? Given them a Booker.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Verviticus posted:

has anyone actually died to the gas at the end of a vault? i decided to suicide to it and literally could not get it to kill me no matter what i did

I did once because the chest I was trying to loot blended in with the rest of the Tron-colored debris and I couldn't find it before the gas got me.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

Verviticus posted:

has anyone actually died to the gas at the end of a vault? i decided to suicide to it and literally could not get it to kill me no matter what i did

I died once because the door to the exit closed and I thought I had to fight off the surrounding remnant to make it open again

it turns out the drat thing just re-opens on its own a few seconds later which I didn't know because I was facing the other direction :(

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Career posted:

I think ME:A either has to succeed as a good game or not at all. It doesn't have that DA2 schlock factor that can make it fun despite itself.

If by schlock you mean "massive goddamn tits on every human character" you are absolutely right.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Rinkles posted:

Belated Giant Bomb review:

"For me, Mass Effect has at times been the best thing going in video games, so to see the franchise in such a sorry state is actually a little painful. [...] For the start of a new chapter to be so bad at the things Mass Effect has traditionally been so good at raises serious questions about where the series, and perhaps even BioWare, go from here.

2/5"

http://www.giantbomb.com/reviews/mass-effect-andromeda-review/1900-762/

More negative than I was expecting.

a good review and score for a bad game

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Androc
Dec 26, 2008

I've found myself enjoying the game on the whole, but there's one minor point that drives me right up the wall every time it comes up.

Every time somebody talks about the Angarans, the exact phrase 'free with their emotions' is used. Outside of Jaal himself, sometimes, that almost never seems actually show itself in how characters act. But everyone feels the need to weigh in on it using that same exact wording, including the Angarans themselves when if that were actually the case they would presumably consider themselves to be normal and milky way races to be unreadable, stoic weirdos.

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