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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Under the vegetable posted:

Why did people want this match, again? I mean, it'd probably be a good match but I can't think of any reason why it would happen other than Two Big Names Big Match John

That's all the reason you need.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Because they're legends, two of the greatest wrestlers in history, and they've had years of opportunity that they squandered needlessly.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
John Cena and Undertaker both have their best matches when people kick out of a lot of moves so I don't know why anyone would want to see them together. How crazy.

I can see why Undertaker might prefer Reigns to Cena because he will have to take fewer bumps.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Under the vegetable posted:

Why did people want this match, again? I mean, it'd probably be a good match but I can't think of any reason why it would happen other than Two Big Names Big Match John

Isn't this the exact reason that people want any match

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



What kind of a loving idiot wanted to see Hogan/Flair when they were in the same company, ugh



Who the gently caress would ever want to see Hogan/Rock at WM 18


Why the christ were people clamoring for a Sting/Undertaker match before Real Estate Steve died





why the gently caress would anyone want to see any match ever

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
its gonna be great when both taker and roman start the match gassed from that big rear end ramp

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/848241550278766595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgQxs6SaUb8

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Whoever is out first gets the advantage!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Roman is going to be competent but not exciting and taker is going to wander around and look pregnant. It will truly be a main event for the ages.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Roman's gonna get booed and hustle out quickly so Cole can go "THE DEAD MAN REALLY GETTING A BAD REACTION FOR THIS PARTISAN CROWD!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCE6DMDlj6E

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It's bizarro season in wwe!!!! Roman actually likes getting booed!! *edits it to make it looks like he is getting cheered.*

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Professor Funk posted:

Isn't this the exact reason that people want any match

That's a hell of a point.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Roman already squashed Samoa Joe's autograph session today to prepare for Undertaker.. He's unstoppable.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

It's bizarro season in wwe!!!! Roman actually likes getting booed!! *edits it to make it looks like he is getting cheered.*

AS WE SAW ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW ROMAN FOUND A COMET IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE ARENA AND IT'S RAYS ALLOWED HIM TO CHANNEL BOOS INTO PURE ENERGY. THE CROWD IS JUST SHOWING THEIR LOVE FOR ROMAN BY SHOWING HIM AS MUCH ENERGY AS THEY CAN.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope Roman vs Undertaker is made a No Countouts match so they can both have their required nap with without a mean old ref hassling them.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If Evil Emma wins the SD title i will forget the WWE for the loving awful build to WM.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

wouldn't it be something if it all ends with roman beating undertaker and wrestlemania goes out in a chorus of boos, and the next day vince and everyone else is all pissed that "the fans ruined wrestlemania this year"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mulaney Power Move posted:

wouldn't it be something if it all ends with roman beating undertaker and wrestlemania goes out in a chorus of boos, and the next day vince and everyone else is all pissed that "the fans ruined wrestlemania this year"

"Look, we aren't idiots. We know the reactions Roman is going to get... cheered and loved of course."

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Mulaney Power Move posted:

wouldn't it be something if it all ends with roman beating undertaker and wrestlemania goes out in a chorus of boos, and the next day vince and everyone else is all pissed that "the fans ruined wrestlemania this year"

This is what I'm waiting for to be honest. You got a taste of it with that JBL rant a few days ago but you can tell Vince has a seething resentment towards the fans these days.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Blaise330 posted:

The women tournament should be a shot for shot remake of Bloodsport with Asuka as the final boss.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of the best segments ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrJsvrB-C4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8k0nRa81I

The Mizzes should win this sunday and then JAAAAAAAAAAAAAN can propose or whatever.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

DoctorGonzo posted:

One of the best segments ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrJsvrB-C4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8k0nRa81I

The Mizzes should win this sunday and then JAAAAAAAAAAAAAN can propose or whatever.

That Miz promo at the very end on Cena and Nikki's relationship was loving brutal, that might be the most cutting heel promo in years.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

OldTennisCourt posted:

That Miz promo at the very end on Cena and Nikki's relationship was loving brutal, that might be the most cutting heel promo in years.

It's really incredible how much The Miz has developed as a character and a wrestler in past couple of years. This is the best-built angle on the card in large part because of his heel work. I'm glad he's getting a (somewhat) big match on the Mania card.

That part where he says "and I'll broom you into the gutter like everyone else who thinks I"m a good person." drat.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Funk posted:

It's really incredible how much The Miz has developed as a character and a wrestler in past couple of years. This is the best-built angle on the card in large part because of his heel work. I'm glad he's getting a (somewhat) big match on the Mania card.

That part where he says "and I'll broom you into the gutter like everyone else who thinks I"m a good person." drat.



Maryse should get half the credit, she is incredible and a better Nikki Bella than Nikki Bella.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DoctorGonzo posted:



Maryse should get half the credit, she is incredible and a better Nikki Bella than Nikki Bella.

Yeah absolutely, she's been amazing as well, didn't mean to imply that the success of the angle is all due to Miz. The faces she makes are also perfect.

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Apr 1, 2017

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
It works so well because it honestly seems like the Miz loving HATES John Cena. No other match on the card has that animosity in it. Goldberg and Lesnar are just two dumb fucks who wanna hit each other, Roman and Taker is "I AM BIG DOG, I WOULD LIKE YARD PLEASE, NO BIG DOG THIS IS MY YARD. WE SHALL WRESTLE NOW". Even AJ and Shane is Diet Austin and Vince.

Miz and Maryse loving hate the poo poo out of Cena and Nikki and want to absolutely demolish them at Mania.

How is it possible that I want Miz to be villain in a Marvel movie now? Holy gently caress he would own as Eddie Brock :stare:

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
MIZTERIO!!!!!

Blaise330 posted:

The women tournament should be a shot for shot remake of Bloodsport with Asuka as the final boss.

Nikki Cross for the beer swilling American brawler

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Miz cutting a promo on Spider-Man while wearing the Symbiote is the coolest thing ever and I'm really depressed it will never happen.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i actually watched the red carpet thing for the hall of fame yesterday and one of the more interesting things was the younger wrestlers who tended to break character and act like they weren't in real feuds vs. the older ones who did that less, but then there was Miz who was 100% in character and acting for real about his feud. He'll never be the best in the ring but you have to give him credit where credit is due.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004
Also Miz brings Miz Dad, the best wrestler dad. So thats even more praise for the guy

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Miz is the best because his character is all continuity. His motivations are always clear, you know exactly who he is, and his storylines are always simple.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
MizDad should replace JBL

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i remember when john cena used his dad for this "anyone can do it" workout and diet plan he was promoting where he made ham rolls and it started off by embarrassing his dad because he gave him this huge tour of his house and when his dad had to sit out for a second to catch his breath he admonished the old man for being out of shape

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Skaw posted:

Also Miz brings Miz Dad, the best wrestler dad. So thats even more praise for the guy

miz freaking out when he saw mizdad with the microphone on the carpet owned

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYxSyYURuJc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4XdnRvBch0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqpWcxs8hr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONavqKn2Mc

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Oct 30, 2009

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Miz is getting his second WM match with John CENA and UT can't even get one

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This isn't a surprise, but the video package they put together for Miz/Maryse v. Cena/Nikki is loving rad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUfyUetuJ0w

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Laying it on thick:

https://twitter.com/RealSummerWWE/status/848280415240691713

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Dark evil Emma and sunny evilish Summer is a great pairing. Evil Emma has a great look.

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