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cons: off meds, pros: clean butt, well groomed, greedo in anus i dunno, beggars cant be choosers.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:cons: off meds, Preach
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For a crazy person her rear end in a top hat is pretty tidy and the bottom area of her vulva is lookin' tip-top.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:cons: off meds, cons: wants to kill him pros: resourceful and a good provider of animal pelts, cares about his appearance, literate-ish
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Why did she have a greedo toy anyway? Gotta be a collectors edition should have left in her box imho
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:the bottom area of her vulva is lookin' tip-top.
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Weebly posted:Why did she have a greedo toy anyway? Gotta be a collectors edition should have left in her box imho It will be worth plenty once that crazy chica does a few murders.
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Applewhite posted:what about the kid who killed himself and was the basis of the hilarious "an Hero" meme (circa 2001-2002)? Holy poo poo was that meme that long ago? That was a meme before memes became a mainstream thing. I feel old (unlike him though).
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JiveHonky posted:It will be worth plenty once that crazy chica does a few murders. Is the greedo doesn't fit, you must acquit
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Junkyard Poodle posted:Is the greedo doesn't fit, you must acquit This guy gets it.* *It being getting murdered by greedo girl.
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Did we already discuss how there is zero lube luminosity in the photo thus proving she raw dogged greedo up her butthole? It makes me wonder: really? Greedo caused no anal tearing? I don't know what to believe in this life anymore.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Did we already discuss how there is zero lube luminosity in the photo thus proving she raw dogged greedo up her butthole? It makes me wonder: really? Greedo caused no anal tearing? I don't know what to believe in this life anymore. I'm thinking she decapitated Greedo and left his head on her rear end in a top hat like it was the box from Se7en.
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Trevor Hale posted:I'm thinking she decapitated Greedo and left his head on her rear end in a top hat like it was the box from Se7en. *Looks at Dr Pepper can* What's in the box! What's in the box!
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i'm still alive. been an interesting weekend. she's been stuffing her shirt with something telling everybody it's my baby and we're getting married. i had to block her number because she was calling me about 50 times a day. then she called my land line and completely filled up the answering machine. i can't prove she did it but there is a lot of naked barbie dolls and wigs all over my front yard when i came home on saturday night. i didn't feel like picking them up at 3 am, the next morning i found them in a big plastic bin. my house mate saw it and got up and cleaned up. i haven't gone through it all yet but i'm guessing there's a message in there somewhere  http://i.imgur.com/NlFyJLU.jpg tagged because naked dolls
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Apr 2, 2017 21:24
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Glad you're alive my friend. Please continuing to keep us posted. Love, grandma and grandpa.
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Harakiri Potter posted:i'm still alive. been an interesting weekend. Yes but Dr Pepper
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Harakiri Potter posted:i'm still alive. been an interesting weekend. i got to ask, what's the story behind this? like was she normal when you started dating and had a complete break from reality or did you literally stick your dick in crazy?
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monkeytennis posted:Yes but Dr Pepper Thirsty goon
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surebet posted:i got to ask, what's the story behind this? like was she normal when you started dating and had a complete break from reality or did you literally stick your dick in crazy? we were going pretty much steady for a long time. since high school. after she finished grad school she started hearing voices. she was diagnosed as a schizo. she went into long term psychiatric care. she was getting some injection in her hip and was almost completely ok. actually, she was as normal as could be, lost a bit of her sense of humor and got into jesus pretty heavy. then for some reason she went off the meds. she's run people over in her car for having a loud motorcycle, she started stripping at a club, doing coke and percocets and other poo poo. her life unraveled just as i thought i was getting my old friend back, it's very sad. she's really quite intelligent and nice to look at, too. but she's really, really hosed up right now and i'm depressed thinking about and the fact that i'm going to die a meaningless death at the hands of a maniac.
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In this story you're Han so it'll be okay.
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Stay safe buddy
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Harakiri Potter posted:we were going pretty much steady for a long time. since high school. after she finished grad school she started hearing voices. she was diagnosed as a schizo. she went into long term psychiatric care. she was getting some injection in her hip and was almost completely ok. actually, she was as normal as could be, lost a bit of her sense of humor and got into jesus pretty heavy. P o s t t h e p e p p r
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do we need to fundraise to get this dude a Ring doorbell or something?
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Apr 2, 2017 22:19
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right assemble your katanas my goon samurai we must wheeze and puff our way to OPs house and guard his front door OP order pizza A LOT of pizza
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Dongattack posted:right Lol get your ikea katana out of here What HP needs is a halberd
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Harakiri Potter posted:i'm still alive. been an interesting weekend. Will everyone shut the gently caress up about the Dr. Pepper thing. You guys are ruining an interesting thing and you've gone into creepy mode and you're going to get the thread shut down. I'm content with sarlacc greedo, as well as the dead animals and dogs to determine she's lost it. This is seriously hosed up dude and I'm concerned. Can't the police enforce a restraining order? Can't you call someone to say she's harassing you and is, like.... well it sounds like she needs some serious loving help. As entertaining and funny as it is, it's also pretty sad and scary. Please, for the love of god..... do NOT put the lotion in the basket. edit: Psycho Society posted:Lol get your ikea katana out of here I think he needs a team of men-at-arms.
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Psycho Society posted:Lol get your ikea katana out of here THE gently caress DID YOU SAY ABOUT NIPPON STEEL
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OpDongattack posted:right And some pepper to wash it all down
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Yeah seriously, she needs to be put in an institution if she won't take her meds and is threatening to kill you.
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Harakiri Potter posted:we were going pretty much steady for a long time. since high school. after she finished grad school she started hearing voices. she was diagnosed as a schizo. she went into long term psychiatric care. she was getting some injection in her hip and was almost completely ok. actually, she was as normal as could be, lost a bit of her sense of humor and got into jesus pretty heavy. welp that's a shame, i unironically wish you good luck with that whole situation and i hope you get some support to deal with the whole thing you might want to make a couple phone calls to your local mental health orgs to see if they can help you escalate the legal side of things because it's pretty obvious she's not shy about showing up at your place also  updates regularly cause this is absolutely fascinating
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surebet posted:also Yeah this too. I'm sorry you are in mortal danger but this is quite interesting.
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Post constant updates, not because it's particularly interesting but because we will assume you've been murdered if you don't.
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drat, HP that sounds rough. I've got a family member that's paranoid schizophrenic; fine when he's on meds, but after a while he either feels too zonked out or since he's felt fine for a while on them, he decides he doesn't need them anymore. Seconding that you should call police or a hospital/psychiatric service. It might sound harsh, but drat this gal sounds like a 5150 would do everyone a world of good.
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The advice to touch base with local mental health agencies is reasonable, but I know that exactly how much that can be accomplished varies wildly between different states and municipalities. Even what is required for a 72-hour hold is incredibly inconsistent depending on where exactly you are located. From what HP described as the reaction of the local cops I'm not sure he is in one of the stronger oversight parts of the country. Also, seconding the request for regular proof-of-life updates. Check in or we will probably hold a premature funeral.
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Yeah, and if it's up to us you're gonna get the "faggiest" coffin we can find.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, and if it's up to us you're gonna get the "faggiest" coffin we can find. he wouldve wanted it that way
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Jerry Cotton posted:Bury him with just his head sticking out.
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