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Runa: Feb 13, 2011

gentle pete posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:06

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:06

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

and for my final act

# ? Apr 1, 2017 10:24

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

Would you like to listen to tablet eating live too?

# ? Apr 1, 2017 17:44

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Install Facebook on your Wind 7 and browse

# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:04

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DynamiteSurprise posted:

Would you like to listen to tablet eating live too?

Just lol if you don't eat tablets for your m'lady

# ? Apr 1, 2017 20:11

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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wait, what's wrong with liking a thread enough to change your username/avatar?

I wouldn't get a bhahbi name but I think it's nice that this thread is good enough that people wanted to drop 10 bucks to have a constant reminder of plumpy holes and navel loving everytime they post.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 20:47

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Tired Moritz posted:

wait, what's wrong with liking a thread enough to change your username/avatar?

I wouldn't get a bhahbi name but I think it's nice that this thread is good enough that people wanted to drop 10 bucks to have a constant reminder of plumpy holes and navel loving everytime they post.

Some autistic goon didn't like it so that tells you all you need to know my lesbo

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:56

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tired Moritz posted:

wait, what's wrong with liking a thread enough to change your username/avatar?

I wouldn't get a bhahbi name but I think it's nice that this thread is good enough that people wanted to drop 10 bucks to have a constant reminder of plumpy holes and navel loving everytime they post.

I registered this name in 2004.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:08

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Tired Moritz posted:

wait, what's wrong with liking a thread enough to change your username/avatar?

I wouldn't get a bhahbi name but I think it's nice that this thread is good enough that people wanted to drop 10 bucks to have a constant reminder of plumpy holes and navel loving everytime they post.

You're right, mostly I'm just glad my thread has brought so much enjoyment to my fellow goons. I'm also happy that people are buying avatars and titles because it supports to forums that have given me so much entertainment for so long.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:09

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 00:10

quidditch it and quit it: Oct 11, 2012

This thread is a solid five so I think dudes changing their names to "fac big milk bobs" is appropriate

# ? Apr 2, 2017 00:19

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 2, 2017 00:23

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

gentle pete posted:

Bhabis keeping it gangster

# ? Apr 2, 2017 00:33

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:03

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

All actress are my mom and sis and she is my mom

# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:09

spathi-wa: Sep 8, 2005; hu hu hu ^_^; Lipstick Apathy

tube light means slow. ie he looks like a mouthbreather

# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:12

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

Grand Fromage posted:

All actress are my mom and sis and she is my mom

u stole my words bro

# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:15

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

There's an Indian movie about this guy who likes his bhabhi's sister but then his brother dies and everyone wants him to marry his Bhabhi. This makes up the main conflict of the story.

But it's okay, he ends up marrying the sister.

It's called Hum Aapke Hain Koun and the whole thing is on YouTube and it's considered a classic of the 90s. If you ever go to an Indian wedding they're gonna play songs from it.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:34

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

gentle pete posted:

Mods plz change my name to Richard Raiser please and Tia

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:02

naem: May 29, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

All actress are my mom and sis and she is my mom

I shagg my cokc for her

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:21

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

spathi-wa posted:

tube light means slow. ie he looks like a mouthbreather

LOL. I have never heard this one, and it's great.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:39

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

india seems like a very bad place to live, a virgin at 28 lmao

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:44

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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bubblebee posted:

There's an Indian movie about this guy who likes his bhabhi's sister but then his brother dies and everyone wants him to marry his Bhabhi. This makes up the main conflict of the story.

But it's okay, he ends up marrying the sister.

It's called Hum Aapke Hain Koun and the whole thing is on YouTube and it's considered a classic of the 90s. If you ever go to an Indian wedding they're gonna play songs from it.

What happened to the bhabhi?

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Tired Moritz posted:

What happened to the bhabhi?

Honor killing

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:48

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

I'm watching this Anthony Boudain about India and I keep wondering how many of these dudes in background are responsible for this stuff, trying to picture them typing "milk tanks."

# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:10

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I have an Indian coworker and my entire life now when he's around is preventing myself from saying bhabhi.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:23

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

so as i understand it your bhabhi is your older brother's wife and everyone fantasizes about them because they're the like the first non-family female they've been around in an informal setting or spent any real time with

if so - who are the older brothers fantasizing about faccing before they get bhabhi'd up?

:shrug:

# ? Apr 2, 2017 06:33

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

http://goo.gl/9NGJLo posted:

She turned the shower on and stepped under it. Suddenly, the touch of water felt more soothing than ever before. Somebody seemed to whisper 'Bhabhi, Bhabhi' in her ears; offered to soap her back where Sushila's hands could not reach; said: 'Bhabhi, let me help you wash your hair�how do you manage hair this long?'"

https://scroll.in/article/808650/no-squeeze-no-wheeze-no-navel-please-how-indian-advertising-lost-its-puritanism posted:

Brands such as Axe have used man-woman attraction to sell the world over. An Indian brand Wild Stone decided to add an Indian twist to its sales story. Indian language porn literature is full of illicit sex with ones neighbour�s or brother�s wife � the eponymous sexy Bhabhi. There was a very popular soft-porn website called Savita Bhabhi. As an ode to Savita Bhabhi, the Wild Stone ad is set in a locale where there is celebration underway, for example the Durga Puja.

The attractive young woman, obviously married, is carrying a tray of flowers. She collides with a young man who has just emerged from his bath fully drenched in Wild Stone deo. The smell of his deo sends her into a world of fantasy, she is rolling in bed with him� the film cuts back to her collision and the brand name flashes: �Wild Stone. Wild by Nature.� The brand sublimely offers the promise of illicit sex with attractive strange women if you use the deodarant.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 2, 2017

# ? Apr 2, 2017 07:14

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Maaaannn just look at those butts.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 07:59

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

time to buy stock in whoever owns axe

# ? Apr 2, 2017 08:07

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I don't think we knew until now that a Bhabhi can be your neighbor's wife.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 08:26

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Hey there people I'm babhi brown
They say I've the greatest milks in town

# ? Apr 2, 2017 13:32

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

gentle pete posted:

Nise Bob's

# ? Apr 2, 2017 13:38

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

I made contact with her boobs.rear end.camel toe

# ? Apr 2, 2017 13:56

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Amarcarts posted:

I made contact with her boobs.rear end.camel toe

i just want to thank god for a sec cause i have actually made contact with these things and it was pretty cool. was it wort the hassle, i dont know, but:

never stop trying, indian facbois

# ? Apr 2, 2017 14:40

spathi-wa: Sep 8, 2005; hu hu hu ^_^; Lipstick Apathy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I don't think we knew until now that a Bhabhi can be your neighbor's wife.

was explained a few times but thread has a weird incest obsession.

bhabhi literally means brothers wife, but is used to describe any married lady of your "age group". all men of a similar age who are not related to you arw bhaiyyas, ie brothers

mom and dad are mom and dad; all older ladies are aunties and all older men are uncles.

hope this halps

# ? Apr 2, 2017 15:42

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

Grevling posted:

Hey there people I'm babhi brown
They say I've the greatest milks in town

fac lesbo named freddy

# ? Apr 2, 2017 15:53

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?