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With the inevitable decline of neoliberal capitalism on the horizon for about next Tuesday, and Commander Marmalade having lost control of his sidekicks, the Ayn Rand Brigade, the time is ripe for the people of the bottom to rise up and get their ideas in, by force if necessary, for a new paradigm of purchasing! So, forthwith, I am here today on these Dead, Gay Forums, to propose to you, and all people, fellow goons, an economic system that truly with suck all the air out of the room for idiotic alternatives. The Cachexian Economy An economic system, in which people must suck the products or services they desire, with their own air inhalation. No more are the days where inheritance grants you a privilege unheard of by vast swathes of society, for now, anyone can hoover up your grandad's oldsmobile and take it for themselves. Union representation for workers can be achieved by allowing a large vessel to be depressurized with the lung power of the workers, and then utilizing their combined emptiness inside to achieve their desired compensation. The idea of a true meritocracy was a theory long held to be impossible, a mere shell of legitimacy of the bourgeoisie to deter the working class from seizing their true just rewards. But under the Kirby system for short any man can take what is truly his deserving place, the needs he has in accordance with his ability to just hork whatever is in front of him. But D&D, we need to know, what do you think of this? What kind of inferior ideas do you have for an economic system to take us away from our current house of rotted cards?
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 08:46 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:46 |
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Imagine for suction cups on the edge of a marble.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 09:00 |
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Suction-based economy, so random
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 09:06 |
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I refuse to be sucked in by your unsound premises and even quieter promises of equality. You say that any man can take his deserving place, but what about any woman? It's disturbing to me that you propose an entire economy based on vacuuming (as a concept, even if you have skirted around mentioning it explicitly), yet have failed to address the fact that domestic work is (and has been) primarily the work of women. You include a picture of Kirby about to consume food, but you don't address who has prepared that food. Who made those pancakes? Who fried that turkey leg? You think about unions in terms of your grandfather's car, without ever acknowledging the work that your grandmother, your mother, your sisters do for you every day.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 09:07 |
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Blowjob.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 09:38 |
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that just means the people who suck hardest own everything which would make the OP == Goldmann Sachs
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 12:07 |
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This kind of has the same problems of capitalism. If you suck hard enough to buy a vacuum pump, well suddenly you own a machine that prints money.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:06 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:46 |
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7c Nickel posted:Blowjob. Yeah for real you had me with the thread title OP. Speaking of which, Planet Robobot owns and y'all should play it.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 21:17 |