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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > OPENING DAY BITCHES!!! -- GDT 4/2
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EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe

Poque posted:

how much chew does CarMart HAVE in his mouth?

All of it.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Beefy lad!!!

I walked over to the exact spot at work where last season ended for the first pitch.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 nice hundy there

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

That was an impossible pitch. Bryant was hosed no matter what.

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Since when does CarMart hit triple digits :stare:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 90mph change up

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
RIZZO GOT A HIT

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Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

 Rizzowns

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Miz Kriss posted:

RIZZO GOT A HIT

BENCH HIM

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



 Fat baseball mummy has no wheels lolol

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Cool cool

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The two slowest Cubs in the lineup on base as God intended.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
riz sempai

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Axel Serenity posted:

Since when does CarMart hit triple digits :stare:

99.7 on the mlb app. :colbert:

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Does Zobrist always do that weird thing in his stance?

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
dang

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Does Zobrist always do that weird thing in his stance?

Yup.

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 $99.99 to Cardinals Care.

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Roger_Mudd
Jul 18, 2003

Buglord

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Does Zobrist always do that weird thing in his stance?

Keeps his muscles loose?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Zobrist seeing if he can lead the team in GIDP again

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 GIDP :getin:

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
preemptive fml

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Fowler looks gross in red :barf:

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It's nice to see all you baseball GDT posters again :unsmith:

I've seen you since the season ended. :colbert:

Election night party wasn't as fun as I'd hoped. :suicide:

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Here's where I feel weird because I want Dex to have personal success, but I loving hate the Cardinals

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
dex :smith:

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Cubs 2017 team batting average: .500

Completely sustainable

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SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

 go fowler woooooo

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Here we go.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 Dexter's socks :swoon:

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 i luv u dex

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Standing ovation for Dexter's first AB. I'm okay with that.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Miz Kriss posted:

Here's where I feel weird because I want Dex to have personal success, but I loving hate the Cardinals

sssssssssssssame

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Deeex :unsmith:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
:lol: flyout to Heyward.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Dex you can win NL MVP as long as you do nothing but that vs the Cubs tia

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 Aledmys Diaz is a good man who means well.

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Diaz is speedy huh

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Diaz is speedy huh

Led the league in infield hits last year.

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Way to go Diaz :D

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