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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Man I wish Joe Buck was calling this....

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pancakes posted:

Led the league in infield hits last year.

His name isn't American enough to be considered "scrappy" though.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
jay hey would have won

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Hope Aledmys proves the jerks who think he was an aberration last year wrong. He is so good

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

His name isn't American enough to be considered "scrappy" though.

He's also the team chess champion. If memory serves his dad is a pretty respected academic who gave up his career in Cuba to follow his son to the US. I really like Aledmys.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Mike_V posted:

Hope Aledmys proves the jerks who think he was an aberration last year wrong. He is so good

He really is awesome.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

He's also the team chess champion. If memory serves his dad is a pretty respected academic who gave up his career in Cuba to follow his son to the US. I really like Aledmys.

This is kind of badass.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

you knew aleydmys was for real when he kept hitting ok after his injury break.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Nice job, Lester

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Thanks Peralta.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The David Ross-less Jon Lester Pitching Experience starts off a bit rocky, but the results are good so far.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Really glad we had Peralta in the 4 spot there, Mike.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can't wait to see JASON HEYWARD'S NEW SWING

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
I see Peralta will be having his usual season

Also, as a side note, I have convinced my parents to go to a Cards vs. Braves game because I have turned them into fans of Bartolo Colon

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Damnit Addy!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
that high inside fastball is disgustingly good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

when did this guy throw 100.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Was Heyward at least hitting more fly balls in spring training instead of the two-hopper to second?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

euphronius posted:

when did this guy throw 100.

For, like, the last 4 years now.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



ESPN has a huge loving delay right now it seems. Game day is spoilering me.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


R.D. Mangles posted:

can't wait to see JASON HEYWARD'S NEW SWING

There it was!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

euphronius posted:

when did this guy throw 100.

In one of the earlier games today, they said that they had somehow changed their speed tracker and that things would be ticking up a bit. Not sure of the details.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Virigoth posted:

ESPN has a huge loving delay right now it seems. Game day is spoilering me.

Yeah I'm a full AB behind the radio feed.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

gently caress man someone's settled in.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

martinez is filthy rn. Wow.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


CarMart lookin filthy

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Yeah. Ya'll are like two minutes ahead of our Sling ESPN

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


more like pedro than carlos, goddamn

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

drat, Martinez is a beast

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




If Carlos Martinez was on any other team you all would go apeshit over how great he is, and you know it.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mustached Demon posted:

gently caress man someone's settled in.

Martinez is an absolute terror. At least until he gives up a run, and then he gets super mad and starts throwing nothing but fastballs down the middle as hard as he can.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

New Bryzzo commercial :allears:

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
The moment I knew CarMart was a legend was when he was tweeting about porn and not giving a poo poo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Troy Queef posted:

If Carlos Martinez was on any other team you all would go apeshit over how great he is, and you know it.

Plus he's adorable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0aLvW1w1EYo

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Martinez is an absolute terror. At least until he gives up a run, and then he gets super mad and starts throwing nothing but fastballs down the middle as hard as he can.

Sounds like a job for Schwarber.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Martinez is an absolute terror. At least until he gives up a run, and then he gets super mad and starts throwing nothing but fastballs down the middle as hard as he can.

So he's Zambrano Jr.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
I'm ready for this Yadi standing O :unsmith:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Troy Queef posted:

If Carlos Martinez was on any other team you all would go apeshit over how great he is, and you know it.

literally everybody is doing exactly that tho

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
The only way you'll get a St. Louis crowd to cheer reggaeton

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


:love: Yadi

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