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Sancho: Jul 18, 2003

It was indeed an option friend

# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:57

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# ? May 22, 2024 15:18

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Tumble posted:

getting Donald Trump elected and defeating Hillary Clinton was a big victory tho

i mean in retrospect it's very much not a big victory and Trump is doing major damage to republicans, but November 9th was a very big win at the time

A victory for lols?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:02

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Les Os posted:

Donald Trump - George Sr.
Ivanka - Lindsay
Don Jr. - Gob
Eric - Michael
Tiffany - Nellie/Annyong/Franklin
Barron - George Michael

FAMILY LOVE MAGA

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:09

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Sancho posted:

That's pretty sad how did he even win?

Maybe yoive heard of the opiate addiction epidemic?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Oscar Wild posted:

Maybe yoive heard of the opiate addiction epidemic?

At no point in my long history of crushing up and snorting painkillers have I ever felt like voting for a Republican.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:23

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

Monday_ posted:

At no point in my long history of crushing up and snorting painkillers have I ever felt like voting for a Republican.

Yes psure that's not a side effect

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:39

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Tobias = Ben Carson

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:57

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Loling about the president

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:35

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

turn off the TV posted:

You don't say

This is good. Though, if only Huckabee was president the lols would be infamous.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:36

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Oscar Wild posted:

Donnie in the FT
https://www.ft.com/content/9ae777ea-17ac-11e7-a53d-df09f373be87

How ambitious do you want to be with China? Could we see a grand bargain that solves North Korea, takes American troops off the Korean peninsula and really changes the landscape out there?�

Well, if China is not going to solve North Korea, we will. That is all I am telling you.

And do you think you can solve it without China�s help?
Totally.�

One on one?
I don�t have to say any more. Totally.�

lol Donnie's going to provoke North Korea and get Seoul blown off the loving map

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:49

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Lol if you think not signing the executive orders was a mistake.

Now he's signed them out of view of the press, so if he wants to back out he can just say "That is not my signature. I never signed anything! You can't prove that's my signature. It's a forgery!" etc ect. nth dimensional chess my friends.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:10

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

lollin rn at Trump's undoubtedly small penis

# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:11

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Trump might be the guy with two dicks

# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:24

Cobweb Heart: Mar 31, 2010; I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

timp posted:

lollin rn at Trump's undoubtedly small penis

never irrelevant

# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:46

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

Cobweb Heart posted:

never irrelevant

The body they used is far too skinny.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 04:49

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

Oscar Wild posted:

The F: Do you regret any of your tweets?�

DT: I don�t regret anything, because there is nothing you can do about it. You know if you issue hundreds of tweets, and every once in a while you have a clinker, that�s not so bad. Now my last tweet, you know the one that you are talking about perhaps, was the one about being in quotes wire tapped, meaning surveilled. Guess what, it is turning out to be true . . . I predicted Brexit.

LOL

Looking forward to many happy "clinkers" to come

# ? Apr 3, 2017 05:15

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Egbert Souse posted:

Can we just exile Trump to Guam?

no, we went 75% for hillary, second only to DC.

send him to west virginia.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 05:26

buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

Ayn Randi posted:

FAMILY LOVE MAGA

You've got me lollin big time here

# ? Apr 3, 2017 05:50

Serak: Jun 18, 2000; Approaching Midnight.

Like, Donny KNOWS that while neither China or South Korea are happy with North Korea, they're both of the view that any 'solution' would be worse than the current status quo, right?

No, of course he doesn't.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:15

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Serak posted:

Like, Donny KNOWS that while neither China or South Korea are happy with North Korea, they're both of the view that any 'solution' would be worse than the current status quo, right?

No, of course he doesn't.

No, he has no idea whatsoever of the consequences of his actions and words. Lol.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:18

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:21

Jukebox Hero: Dec 27, 2007; stars in his eyes

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

electile dysfunction

That is absolutely a lol.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:37

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

Lol

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:03

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:07

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

This is good, yes.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:19

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

ephex posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:20

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

Scary! posted:

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/848644038580416512

LOL

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:26

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

n
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# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:36

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

Scary! posted:

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/848644038580416512

LOL

this isn't even the first time he's done this. another time he wanted to show some prop miners the oval office or something and nearly left without signing an order lmbo

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:40

Tingfinder: Oct 21, 2013

Assuming he makes it that far, come re-election we will see if there is any hope for the former leader of the free world, U.S. of A.

If Trump still has supporters at that point, it's all lost i'm afraid.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:04

Jukebox Hero: Dec 27, 2007; stars in his eyes

He's always gonna have that delusional core that's only too happy to clap their hands over their ears and scream TRUMP GOOD until he's gone and they can whine he was so much better than you guys are acting, way better than that uppity Kenyan who didn't accomplish anything because he was lazy and took too many golf trips and his wife was a monkey and did you know she used to be a man and and and

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:10

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Foxhound posted:

http://i.imgur.com/blcSdEo.gifv

lmao

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:27

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:27

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Haha it's not even ironic

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:30

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

WaryWarren posted:

And he used that "special operator's" wife as a disgusting prop, while the father blamed Trump for his son's death and didn't attend. Lol

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:31

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

my new dog posted:

maga scooby doo solves another mystery

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:37

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

my new dog posted:

wat

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:41

iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

If we're doing Arrested Development then Tiffany is Ann.

Who?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:44

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

I wonder sometimes what it's like to be a delusional turbo-republican like Ben "black people is an oxymoron" Garrison. What is it like to live your entire life with a complete lack of self awareness and integrity?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 10:46

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

In 2000 yeah

# ? Apr 3, 2017 11:05

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