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Bruteman posted:Has Trump tweeted about St. Petersberg yet? No. Hillary Clinton? Sure. Leakers? You betcha. John Podesta? Absolutely. But the bombing? Nothing.
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Vladimir Putin posted:This is not going to be a good show because there's no way they can be more hilarious than the real thing. The show will display Trump as a reasoned, deliberate, and competent leader. The ultimate in parody.
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Squizzle posted:man its just wrong to make the senate move more quickly about anything i feel like in the current environment, making nominees have a 50 vote threshold is actually sort of necessary for government to function.
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Al! posted:oops a 12 year old hacker slipped a memento if virus into great grandpa's wetware so now he feels like hes being bitten by fire ants 24/7 but gently caress im not gonna pay for a tech to come out during the week of christmas, hes just gonna have to deal with it, the immortal old millstone *giant neon pink easter island style head of my grandpa appears* trumply greetings. slot the new horrorshow matlock vid, youngun. *head shatters into a thousand polygons like laser-etched constellations in the night and a fart erupts from all directions at once*
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Schnorkles posted:i feel like in the current environment, making nominees have a 50 vote threshold is actually sort of necessary for government to function. or eliminate the gop
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punchymcpunch posted:*giant neon pink easter island style head of my grandpa appears* imagine how cool th efuture might've been if the boomers hadn't murdered us all
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Squizzle posted:or eliminate the gop this would also work
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so is today a good or bad day
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Apr 3, 2017 16:25
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Squizzle posted:any seasoning??? hot sauce
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Apr 3, 2017 16:26
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economist doesn't have the balls to show le pen w/ a titty out sad!
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Louisgod posted:so is today a good or bad day every day is a good day
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brb, buying this article, printing my own magnets
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prefect posted:I was reading about Patrice Lumumba over the weekend. It made me want a good history of the CIA's various nefarious dealings over the years. Analyzing Intelligence: Origins, Obstacles, and Innovations is a great book on the 'science' of counterintelligence that's arisen since 9/11. be aware that it is explicitly written to be what amounts to a college-level textbook, though, so punchy and exciting is most certainly something it does NOT do.
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hashbrowns with scrambled eggs is haram. Over easy or sunny side up is the only appropriate pairing. need runny yolks.
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Bruteman posted:Has Trump tweeted about St. Petersberg yet? "St. Petersburg, great city, one of the best. The Vinoy, Mangrove Bay, Twin Brooks, Treasure Bay, lots of world class courses. Not as good as Mar-a-Lago, of course, but pretty good. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Believe me. Believe me.
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The Nastier Nate posted:My favroite Trump presidency sub-plot is Trump's favorite son and all around spoiled rich brat, Jared Kushner, keeps getting assigned more and more ridiculous tasks and I imagine him comically running, googling poo poo like "how do i solve the middle east" As the resident Kush hater, I can expand that list: - Charged with heading office aimed at "radically" redesigning government - The point of contact for all foreign governments, including organizing the Chinese summit in FL and meeting the Mexican Foreign Minister while the State Dept had no idea either was happening - Charged with being WH contact in justice reform - Has Nat Security clearance, is on the Nat Security Council (AFAIK this hasn't changed despite the outcry) - Family still working with a Chinese govt front company - Charged with reforming the VA This all for a 36 year old rich kid with no political background, and largely little business experience. He only got interested in politics after going to one of Trump's rallies, and now heads at least 3 functions of the executive branch, jesus christ.
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Donald J. Trump, the reality TV star turned 45th president of the United States, holds the power of life and death over billions of human lives.
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zegermans posted:It's going to be hilarious if Pence has to cast a tie breaking vote to go nuclear. he cant, i dont think, since its procedure rather than statutory. separation of powers is a hell of a drug
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Apr 3, 2017 16:28
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Squizzle posted:man its just wrong to make the senate move more quickly about anything ive always liked getting rid of the procedural filibuster and making actual filibusters harder to overcome like maybe a 2/3rds majority to get the person reading the phone book to stop talking
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yeah who ARE the chinese?
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can the president force kush to divorce his wife? like does he have the power to do that
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lol they covered up the French lady liberty's breasts
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tenderjerk posted:nice! the guy who alec baldwin ripped off all of his trumpisms from really deserves this, he is phenomenal at this Saw him live here in NYC, best thing about it was him going off on people laughing at him, saying you all deserve Trump. It made me lol and sigh at the same time, it was very CSPAM.
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Shageletic posted:As the resident Kush hater, I can expand that list: you forget these: The Nemean Lion The Lernean Hydra The Hind of Ceryneia The Erymanthean Boar The Augean Stables The Stymphalian Birds The Cretan Bull The Horses of Diomedes The Belt of Hippolyte Geryon's Cattle The Apples of the Hesperides Cerberus
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boethius posted:So is Kushner technically president now?
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oh this is trump's schedule today 10:30 AM Receive daily intelligence briefing – Oval Office 11:50 AM Welcome President Abdel Fattah Al Sisi of Egypt 11:55 AM Meet with President Al-Sisi – Oval Office 12:10 PM Lead an expanded bilateral meeting with President Al-Sisi – Cabinet Room 1:10 PM Working lunch with President Al-Sisi – State Dining Room 2:30 PM Meet with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson – Oval Office spicey is not on until 2:30!
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tacodaemon posted:spicey is not on until 2:30!
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:lol they covered up the French lady liberty's breasts poo poo that's la pen Now it's even funnier
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tacodaemon posted:oh this is trump's schedule today Lol the Prezzinator now only works six hours a day
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Now maybe James Adomian can stop angrily tweeting.
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:lol they covered up the French lady liberty's breasts it says right there on the cover that this is a sensitive issue "turmoil at tata"
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Utz posted:you forget these: hahaha niiiice
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