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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

JHomer722 posted:

Wtf is this unmasking poo poo Trump keeps jabbering on about?

when u intercept communications u put generic PERSON 1, PERSON 2 things aside what's being said instead of the people's actual names, which is masking. this is done before distribution, so most people only see what's being said and cant figure out who actually said it

unmasking is putting names to those generics

source: i watched son of the mask like 50 times

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:38

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

tadashi posted:

oh poo poo thats what was nagging at me

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:38

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

tadashi posted:

One of these photos is of a fictional character created by puppeteers. The other one is heavily photo-shopped.

lmao

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:38

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Chokes McGee posted:

He's trolling

The Bible quote was too heavy and tipped his hand

poo poo

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:39

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

punchymcpunch posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:39

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Squizzle posted:

lutheran spotted

im catholic boyeeeee

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:40

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Coolguye posted:

im catholic boyeeeee

[Seductively] I'm catholic prieeeeeest

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:41

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/848925991124832258

Stupid muzzies just never read the Constitution! is right up there with "If only we could teach them about Jesus"

They fuckin knoooooow about this poo poo, they're not savages.

gorka: 'and if that fails we will put them in a room filled with americana. if their evil muslim bodies do not reject the freedom radiation then they will be cured. i will be the man who cured muslim."

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

[Seductively] I'm catholic prieeeeeest

please stop selecting the flirt option in ever yconversation tia

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:41

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

tadashi posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/QifaNabki/status/848902057440542721

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

that scene from spotlight where the guy makes a note fore his kids saying "DO NOT GO NEAR THIS HOUSE" except instead of a priest rapists house its cspam

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

please stop selecting the flirt option in ever yconversation tia

everyone who played FO4 knows sarcasm is always the answer, 4 srs

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

mormonpartyboat posted:

source: i watched son of the mask like 50 times

I'm not sure anyone would want to admit to that

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/848926253981806592

I...genuinely thought this was a joke.

I mean, the one thing that we know Melania's got going for her is that she's a fine-looking woman. Have they smoothed her to show us how everyone's brain should be?

I really think any spare airbrushing should go to Trump (the repulsive fat orange one).

I mean, how can you do this to someone as photographed as Melania? It's not like there's no reference as to what to do.

I honestly don't know why I'm floored by this in particular but for some reason this, this appears to be the most stupid thing.

How can you gently caress up a photo of Melania Trump? How?

e: Is this Trump? Is this Donald "Skin Man" Trump? Did he do this? Was he there? Was he there going "I CAN STILL SEE WRINKLES"? Did that fat idiot keep sending the picture back to the photographer and they were like "actually you need to pay more if you want to make further-" and Trump's all like "I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT DO IT OR I'LL DEPORT YOUR CAT" and "MAKE MY WIFE LOOK LIKE ANIME".

:rant:

Perfectly Safe fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Apr 3, 2017

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Coolguye posted:

everyone who played FO4 knows sarcasm is always the answer, 4 srs

lmao you played fallout 4

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

cumshitter posted:

gorka: 'and if that fails we will put them in a room filled with americana. if their evil muslim bodies do not reject the freedom radiation then they will be cured. i will be the man who cured muslim."

gorka is the perfect encapsulation of this administration

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:43

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Coolguye posted:

everyone who played FO4 knows sarcasm is always the answer, 4 srs

Alternatively: Never play Fallout 4

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Iron Crowned posted:

Alternatively: Never play Fallout 4

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:44

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm not sure anyone would want to admit to that

i like to live...................................................

.........................................................................dangerously :c00l:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:44

Serf: May 5, 2011

fallout 4 ruled

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:44

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Iron Crowned posted:

Alternatively: Never play Fallout 4

this actually is the real answer

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Perfectly Safe posted:

I...genuinely thought this was a joke.

I mean, the one thing that we know Melania's got going for her is that she's a fine-looking woman. Have they smoothed her to show us how everyone's brain should be?

I really think any spare airbrushing should go to Trump (the repulsive fat orange one).

I mean, how can you do this to someone as photographed as Melania? It's not like there's no reference as to what to do.

I honestly don't know why I'm floored by this in particular but for some reason this, this appears to be the most stupid thing.

How can you gently caress up a photo of Melania Trump? How?

lol i guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Perfectly Safe posted:

How can you gently caress up a photo of Melania Trump? How?

listen kid turn dat airbrush dial all da way up *flicks cigar ash on keyboard*

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

more like failaids 4

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

Perfectly Safe posted:

I...genuinely thought this was a joke.

I mean, the one thing that we know Melania's got going for her is that she's a fine-looking woman. Have they smoothed her to show us how everyone's brain should be?

I really think any spare airbrushing should go to Trump (the repulsive fat orange one).

I mean, how can you do this to someone as photographed as Melania? It's not like there's no reference as to what to do.

I honestly don't know why I'm floored by this in particular but for some reason this, this appears to be the most stupid thing.

How can you gently caress up a photo of Melania Trump? How?

They didn't gently caress up her photo. Trump was just leaning over the photographer's shoulder wheezing to make her look "more bangable, like super hot"

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

fallout 4 ruled

Serf in "always wrong" shocker

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:45

Serf: May 5, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Serf in "always wrong" shocker

the pot calling the kettle black my friend

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:46

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Serf posted:

fallout 4 ruled

i liked it for its wandering of the wasteland and shooting dudes, then building civilization back up from the ashes, but the story was god-awful and absurdly heavy handed. it's like someone tried to write in their rejected submissions to the Black Library but they only got creative control halfway through the game.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:46

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Melania trump looks like an airbrushed advertisement for plastic surgery in real life too, this is just how she looks

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:46

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/QifaNabki/status/848902057440542721

lol she's so bad.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

fallout 4 ruled

You must have brain damage, I'm so very sorry for your lots.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

brugroffil posted:

how is the literal Nazi still a part of the White House inner circle

ur gonna have to be more specific lol

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Sky Marshal Melania Trump wants everyone to know that human, not insect, will rule this galaxy now and always

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

i bought fallout 4 on ps4 cos they said they were gonna do mods

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47

Serf: May 5, 2011

Coolguye posted:

i liked it for its wandering of the wasteland and shooting dudes, then building civilization back up from the ashes, but the story was god-awful and absurdly heavy handed. it's like someone tried to write in their rejected submissions to the Black Library but they only got creative control halfway through the game.

i never did the story. i roamed the wasteland eating random food and building settlements. it wasn't as good as new vegas, but few games are

# ? Apr 3, 2017 17:47