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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tenderjerk posted:

nikky haley...good ???? ive read a buncha articles and whoo boy she really isn't sticking to the WH narrative

everyone is bad actually

we're all terrible out of our purely intrinsically selfish motivations :capitalism:

TRUMP!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Nichael posted:

From a career perspective, I don't get why you'd resign as a governor to be the UN ambassador. Seems kind of like a demotion.

So you can run for President with foreign policy and executive experience.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TwoStepBoog posted:

just woke up and saw the President of the United States @'d the FBI in a tweet.
God bless.

I hope they block him on twitter.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I just had one of those :stare: realization moments when I mentally pictured the actual president of the united states, currently under investigation by the house, senate, FBI and probably the IC as a whole, sitting around for hours on end this morning live tweeting Fox and Friends and complaining like a baby about some wonky poo poo from the Democratic primaries from the election won.

That's so insanely inconsequential. Like there would, unquestionably, be more work getting done right now by the office of the president if he just straight up had a heart attack this morning and died instead.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

but...



Asheville is the Paris of the South and is also in Appalachia. We have a conundrum here.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump: Maga

Trump Voters: Maga

Boosted_C5 and The Saurus:

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Seems like Nikky is only going as far to say Russia meddled but, if pressed, would probably just say "There's no proof tying them to Trump's campaign"?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

but...



Asheville is the Paris of the South and is also in Appalachia. We have a conundrum here.
can we have a bougie-off

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Hell yeah

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Joementum posted:

So you can run for President with foreign policy and executive experience.

ah, much like our current president

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

jesus fuckin crhsit

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

the tulsa of oklahoma

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

but...



Asheville is the Paris of the South and is also in Appalachia. We have a conundrum here.

a tale of two cities

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

So you can run for President with foreign policy and executive experience.

gabbard gonna attend her inaug in full kali regalia, with a dozen dancers lined up behind her to give her the illusion of dozens of arms

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

"why dont just you hop on into those stirrups now, lets have a look"
\


Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Haha yes

He's in the mold of a neo conservative from the 90s, so he's a little less hard edged than a Bushie, and he's not insane, so he's not a Trumper. But he is dependably ineffectual, and by gum, that's the best we're gonna get in these trying times.

GILMENTUM

CLARINET

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Trump: Maga

Trump Voters: Maga

Boosted_C5 and The Saurus:

lmebo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Joementum posted:

So you can run for President with foreign policy and executive experience.

h i g h l y  q u a l i f i e d

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


dover, delaware is really the wilmington of kent county, delaware

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
why cant i stop watching that gif of a guy washing his face with his own puke

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
lol someone called into NPR and said "Dems need to stop whining about Russians and admit their bad! I'm a democrat and..." the host cut him off.

Real life bad thread posting

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did trump melt down over the gorsuch blockade yet

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/gov_gilmore/status/838930774439182336

He just wants EVERYONE TO BE FRIENDS, OKAY?!?!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The chicken bones and grapes soda are obvious false flags planted by the real racist Hillary to frame Obama for hacking Trumps phone. The lipstick and nail polish are for dressing up for "Pizza Night" and the tampons keep the Satan from dripping out of Hillary. @FBI

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

tinstaach posted:

pro-tip: it's really easy to fool people with this is you say "zero-nine" instead of "oh-nine"

Only if you can say it without singing.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

My wife looks a lot like Scorpina and in retrospect I can't be entirely sure that's a coincedence

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


fits my needs posted:

lol someone called into NPR and said "Dems need to stop whining about Russians and admit their bad! I'm a democrat and..." the host cut him off.

Real life bad thread posting

you sore losers should just stfu and get over the election. sure, the president is a russian spy addicted to the sweet liquid gold of prostitutes but that's besides the point, he won fair and square (through an illegal hacking campaign) :smug:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




triple sulk posted:

did trump melt down over the gorsuch blockade yet

he wont until its either already happened or its reported on fox news

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Nichael posted:

dover, delaware is really the wilmington of kent county, delaware

bowers beach is kent county's rehoboth beach

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nichael posted:

dover, delaware is really the wilmington of kent county, delaware

Pittsburg, CA bills itself as "The Manhattan of the West Coast".

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Intel&Sebastian posted:

My wife looks a lot like this updated rita repulsa or whoever she is and in retrospect I can't be entirely sure that's a coincedence

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

My wife looks a lot like this updated rita repulsa or whoever she is and in retrospect I can't be entirely sure that's a coincedence

She's the one on the left right?
drat...feel that burn!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

triple sulk posted:

did trump melt down over the gorsuch blockade yet

He's busy with al Sisi right now. Expect more tweets when he gets his afternoon TV break around 3-4pm.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

why cant i stop watching that gif of a guy washing his face with his own puke

cos thats what it takes to ground you to reality after reading a turmp tweet

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburg, CA bills itself as "The Manhattan of the West Coast".

not to be confused w manhattan beach, california

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

She's the one on the left right?
drat...feel that burn!

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Intel&Sebastian posted:

... Like there would, unquestionably, be more work getting done right now by the office of the president if he just straight up had a heart attack this morning and died instead.

President Pence excited to add self flagellation as part of abstinence only sex Ed, and manage to pass tax/healthcare legislation to grind the poor into dust... Trump by virtue of his incompetence.... good?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Al! posted:

why cant i stop watching that gif of a guy washing his face with his own puke

What I'm doing is imagining he shouts TRUMP! in the second before his own vomit hits his face

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Birmingham used to call itself "The Pittsburgh of the South"

which, if Pittsburgh is the Paris of Appalachia, by transitive property means that Birmingham is the Paris of Appalachia of the South

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



do you think trump even knows about the whole merrick garland thing

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