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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

why is sitting on raw chicken a fetish

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

feetnotes posted:

I hope we get a Guest Speaker in today's Spicy Time, those are always fun!

:agreed: I love how all the guest speakers are openly horrible people who will say everything short of racial epithets

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

going after mission critical people involved in ongoing projects in nearly irreplaceable capacities in marquee domestic industries, is weird af

is anyone in charge of ICE these days or are they just doing whatever pops into their heads each day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Piell posted:

Spicer has almost always been late, its just been more than usual in the past couple weeks.

its the gum

taking a toll during his poo time before brief time

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

life doesnt stop being funny just because the dead cant laugh :q:

:yeah:

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Come onnnnn get out here and give that self-effacing grin like you're already 3 minutes into bein roasted

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im cum

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



btw apparently spicey himself was the one who came up with the idea of adding the skype call-in thing to add a fun new twist to the white house briefings

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

tacodaemon posted:

btw apparently spicey himself was the one who came up with the idea of adding the skype call-in thing to add a fun new twist to the white house briefings

just competence from this guy to the very end :sweatdrop:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tacodaemon posted:

btw apparently spicey himself was the one who came up with the idea of adding the skype call-in thing to add a fun new twist to the white house briefings

can't call on the friendly indian globe reporter more than once you know

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
President ISIS??? Watch out mister president!!

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
:siren: IT'S THE RIGHT TIME FOR SOME SPICE TIME, ALRIGHT! :siren:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426438-1/sean-spicer-briefs-reporters-white-house

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
How late is Spicer today, like 45 min?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
cumpt

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

sPICER at podium

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

life doesnt stop being funny just because the dead cant laugh :q:

Laughter is for the dead.
Agony js for the living.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

That DICK! posted:

why is sitting on raw chicken a fetish

yeast infections?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/charlesppierce/status/848962346127040512

not to worry, we got our top men on this healthcare thing

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Park Ranger???

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Who are the guests?

edit: Ah, donating part of his salary to the Parks Services. Alright then.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

btw apparently spicey himself was the one who came up with the idea of adding the skype call-in thing to add a fun new twist to the white house briefings

Its just obvious phone a friend and comes off as openly shutting everyone up so you can take the kind of question you all should be asking

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
hush money to get the park service to stop tweeting

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
are those guys giants or is spicey that short?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
secretary zengief?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im the no clapping

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
drat Spicy is a tiny dude

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
You can't even do this right, Spicy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter posted:

i loved this tv show and chris elliot in general. what was the name of it?

he wrote a purposely stupid book and it begins with him and his buddy and hes trying to put send messages to his buddy's brain. but because he always thinks about a st bernard lapping at a glass of root beer and always tells his friend this it makes the friend think of the same image, so technically his telepathy works in a roundaobut way

Get a Life.



That show ruled and though it's been a while since I've watched any of it I will say that it is without a doubt the best TV show to ever exist. For you youngsters this was one of the shows that was on Fox when Fox was new.



RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

I used to know a girl named cumpstone. Things got weird once i discovered cum.

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

I'm the ZANK, goin' hot like Teddy

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/charlesppierce/status/848962346127040512

not to worry, we got our top men on this healthcare thing

Every article that mentions Walker should start with "Failed Presidential Candidate Scott Walker".

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

holy poo poo is spicey that short? i never noticed that

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!
:siren: This is the guy who rode his horse to work

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

The best info I can find, Spicer is about 5'9"
Others say 5'8"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Iron Crowned posted:

drat Spicy is a tiny dude

small stature, small brain, small heart, small dick

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
also, did I hear that right? $73,000? That's chump change

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
This guy seems awfully smug about parks

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬


didn't even spruce up a giant novelty check

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Squizzle posted:

the philadelphia phillies phanatic is the most elite mascot or indeed individual in all of american sport

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol Spicey just got interrupted so Fox and poo poo can talk about Gorsich passing committee on pure party votes

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