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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Maxwell Adams posted:

MJ left Ronan's helmet sitting in the middle of the desert, didn't she.

I'm almost positive she did, yes.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013







EDIT: OMG, Spider-Man is going to web up Ronan's limbs and work him like a marionette, while Rocket uses space ventriloquism to stop Sentry.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Apr 2, 2017

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Choco1980 posted:

Look at how low he is. Spidey and Rocket are just lazy, he's swinging from a nearby tree when he could walk/run just as easily.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That second-to-last panel is Rocket's horrified and disappointed realization that Ronan actually does go into hibernation and isn't actually dead.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Wait, Sunday strip didn't summarise Spidey's origin story? How do I now know what the hell is going on?

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
"Where's his helmet?"

"Somewhere several miles outside a diner in the desert."

I now predict the robot will either produce a helmet from its Kree Battle Overalls or Ronan will just have a new helmet on with no explanation.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Jukebox Hero posted:

"Where's his helmet?"

"Somewhere several miles outside a diner in the desert."
No problem now that she owns a truck!

I really hope the last strip in this ark is Peter trying to parallel park MJ's truck in front of their Manhattan apartment while she guides him from the sidewalk.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Rocket is going to take his old spaceship parts, convert the truck into a space truck, reprogram the sentry into a space trucker (complete with space trucker hat made out of Ronan's helm), load Ronan up in the back again as cargo, and they're going to haul off into space as the new US-1 team, which will be a spin-off strip from NSM.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Kurui Reiten posted:

Rocket is going to take his old spaceship parts, convert the truck into a space truck, reprogram the sentry into a space trucker (complete with space trucker hat made out of Ronan's helm), load Ronan up in the back again as cargo, and they're going to haul off into space as the new US-1 team, which will be a spin-off strip from NSM.

don't tease me like that I can't get much more erect

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



?!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This entire week is going to be like this.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
I love MJ :spidey:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Synthbuttrange posted:

This entire week is going to be like this.

So you're telling me the entire week is going to be like this?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Are you saying we're going to have one whole week of this thing?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

jyrque posted:

So you're telling me the entire week is going to be like this?

The entire week is going to be like this.

With the occasional "Peter, you dumbass."

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Weekday artist doesn't actually know the next plot point and is just stalling

Or he doesn't think he can do MJ's Ronan-Puppet setup justice

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm MJ's eyes.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Sentry's just shroomin' away in the background while they're standing there having a chat...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Payndz posted:

Sentry's just shroomin' away in the background while they're standing there having a chat...

By the time they've finished recapping their plan (which is just "we're gonna use Ronan, somehow") the sentry will have finished shrooming everything in sight and fall back to sleep mode. In a nutty way, Newspidey will win.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Cat Mattress posted:

By the time they've finished recapping their plan (which is just "we're gonna use Ronan, somehow") the sentry will have finished shrooming everything in sight and fall back to sleep mode. In a nutty way, Newspidey will win.

Will anyone really miss Albuquerque?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Samovar posted:

I'm MJ's eyes.

Its the most competent rendition of them so far.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:

This entire week is going to be like this.

jyrque posted:

So you're telling me the entire week is going to be like this?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Are you saying we're going to have one whole week of this thing?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

The entire week is going to be like this.

With the occasional "Peter, you dumbass."

I thought this was the Newspaper Spider-man thread, not the Bendis thread.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
If you think pointless repetition doesn't belong in the newspaper spider thread, you haven't been paying attention.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You haven't been paying attention if you think that pointless repetition doesn't belong in the Newspaper Spiderman thread

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



pointless repetition belongs in the newspaper spiderman thread?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I think pointless repetition belongs in the Spider-Man thread.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I haven't been paying attention. Does pointless repetition belong in the Newspaper Spider-man thread?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm not saying that pointless repetition doesn't belong in the Newspaper Spider-man thread. It belongs. In the Newspaper Spider-man thread. No matter how pointless the repetition is. Just pointing out that it is also a Bendis thing, the pointless repetiton.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

To be fair, it takes my roomate the same for simple tasks like doing the dishes or taking the garbage out

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


This is legit the best comic Slott has ever written in his entire publishing career.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

notthegoatseguy posted:

This is legit the best comic Slott has ever written in his entire publishing career.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



That was written by the original human Slott, before a Dire Wraith replaced him in 2007.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I'm not saying that pointless repetition doesn't belong in the Newspaper Spider-man thread. It belongs. In the Newspaper Spider-man thread. No matter how pointless the repetition is. Just pointing out that it is also a Bendis thing, the pointless repetiton.

This post is the Sunday strip.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This post is the Sunday strip.
I don't see a quarter of it dedicated to a backstory blurb. :colbert:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lurdiak posted:

That was written by the original human Slott, before a Dire Wraith replaced him in 2007.

Are they still canon? I thought Dire Wraiths now fight Transformers and GI Joe.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Would newspaper spiderman hunt a deer? Discuss.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

EorayMel posted:

Would newspaper spiderman hunt a deer? Discuss.

No, but a deer would (successfully) hunt Newspaper Spider-man.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Robot is still very very slowly destroying the city.

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

EorayMel posted:

Would newspaper spiderman hunt a deer? Discuss.

He'd web it to a tree for the police to pick up.

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