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the secret to life is that everyone is a bit crazy and if you go out and meet people you will meet crazy haier just meets people more than most goons
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Haier posted:lol LOL, nice. hakimashou posted:He never did post pics of the five piece suit did he And I never will.
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Apr 3, 2017 07:22
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Haier posted:The intercourse was good until the end when she asked to drink from the condom because she saw it in Japanese AV and wondered what it was like. I told her hell no, that's disgusting. Yeah and carrying full condoms in your bag isn't. This is the perfect way to ensure she doesn't steal your vital fluids.
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Apr 3, 2017 07:30
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oohhboy posted:LOL, nice. thats hosed up ohhhboy
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Jeoh posted:Yeah and carrying full condoms in your bag isn't. This is the perfect way to ensure she doesn't steal your vital fluids. haier just wanted to save his lady friend from getting shang huo
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Apr 3, 2017 07:47
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lol i love yahoo answers with chinese characteristics https://www.quora.com/Do-Westerners-suffer-from-shanghuo-%E4%B8%8A%E7%81%AB-too
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Apr 3, 2017 07:52
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"I've never heard of any Westerners getting shanghuo (上火) after e.g. eating too many fried foods" Yep and you never will because it's not real. 
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big time bisexual posted:lol i love yahoo answers with chinese characteristics Please compare the Chinese guy who studied Western medicine... See Yi Xiang, BSc Biomedical Sciences posted:You get "shanghuo", perhaps because you ate too much fried food, or didn't drink enough water, or had insufficient sleep. It is the excessiveness that causes the symptoms of "shanghuo". Each individual has his/her own limit, depending on one's constitution. Perhaps Americans and Europeans have higher "resistance" to fried food, due to their usual diet and but they definitely do experience "shanghuo". ...and the Western guy who studied TCM and doesn't know what shanghuo is except as a direct character translation Rick Jahn, I graduated with my masters in Chinese medicine in 2001 & have 14 yrs exp posted:yes.
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shanghuo, literally being tired because of lack of A Thing. Which makes it a legit medical problem solved with filling up on what you're lacking, be that sleep, water or food.
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Apr 3, 2017 08:13
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i've had 南火 after eating too much spicy food
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Apr 3, 2017 08:57
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My teacher last semester got a little perturbed when I mentioned off-hand that the gallbladder is a mostly unimportant organ. It's pretty lol cause she's super smart, spent time living and teaching in the west, etc.
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Apr 3, 2017 11:24
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Haier posted:Crazy Chinese girls and the idiot that knows them - Update: Thanks for posting dude, this nonsense is amazing.
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Apr 3, 2017 11:45
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Grand Fromage posted:"I've never heard of any Westerners getting shanghuo (上火) after e.g. eating too many fried foods" i actually 上火 a decent amount which is weird because i never did it before i came to china
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Apr 3, 2017 11:52
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Sounds like the itis to me.
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Apr 3, 2017 11:55
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I'm too lazy to read up on this mumbojumbo, so I'm just assuming it's explosive oil shits or making your gallbladder wanting to escape your body.
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When will China be free? Free from Mongolian rule? 648 years ago. Free from feudalism? 105 years ago. Free from foreign imperialism? 71 years ago. Free from poverty and illiteracy? Right now. Free from American military presence in our backyard? We are on our way there. Free from unfair criticism and biased judgement from western media? Probably never. [Many have pointed out that it might be a little extreme to blame western media. It is true, but only out of context. Many people would not think “Black Life Matters” movement is extreme and would criticize the racist implication behind “All Life Matters”, and it is because Black people are largely victimized in the society. So when Chinese have always been demonized in western media mainstream, it should be understandable when we show our voice even in a slightly extreme way.]
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gently caress these hard rear end korean beds. Every bed is rock hard or a thin futon resting on the hard ground. I understand that traditional eastern beds were wood slabs but that no excuse for not updating. I was assured that my memory foam mattress would be very soft. Its more like that flower arranging foam in terms of comfort. I dont have to live it with forever, but i really do miss my decadent western bed.
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LentThem posted:When will China be free? Stop it, I can't take it... Fauxtool posted:gently caress these hard rear end korean beds. Every bed is rock hard or a thin futon resting on the hard ground. I understand that traditional eastern beds were wood slabs but that no excuse for not updating. How long have you been sleeping on it? I've gotten used to mine and like it quite a bit. mrbotus fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Apr 3, 2017 |
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LentThem posted:When will China be free? I like that the current "freedom" goal here hinges on a military prescence in other countries. The further implication being that these other independent countries (and, of course, the sea) are China's back yard.
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Fauxtool posted:gently caress these hard rear end korean beds. Every bed is rock hard or a thin futon resting on the hard ground. I understand that traditional eastern beds were wood slabs but that no excuse for not updating. At least the beds in love hotels are normal. No wonder those people don't have any kids, married couples are reduced to trying to gently caress on a slab.
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TsarZiedonis posted:At least the beds in love hotels are normal. Comfort and convenience is just a western thing for white people. Do you know?
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https://support.goldenfrog.com/hc/en-us/articles/206362568-VyprVPN-OpenVPN-GUI-Setup-for-Windows-10 I finally got VyprVPN working on my new notebook. I rarely used it because I just use ZenMate in Chrome, but when I tried to sign in to Chrome to sync all my stuff, it would crash every time. I realized that it opens a new page without extensions, and without the VPN for it to connect to Google outside China, it would kill itself. It can only sign in to Chrome while another VPN is running over the whole connection, and not just as an extension. Vypr's idiotic installer only does the "connect to blocked websites to download important files" method instead of giving it as a stand-alone installer like a non-retarded company would, considering it's meant for bypassing these blocked sites. It obviously can't, so you can't even install it while in China because they are dumb and seem to purposely make it impossible. I followed their guide and it works much more smoothly in the OpenVPN software than it did in their own lovely software. Mimesweeper posted:Thanks for posting dude, this nonsense is amazing. Haier fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 3, 2017 |
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Haier posted:JOHN from CANADA <3 took me to his house. We met three days earlier at the STARBUCKS when he tutored my English. He had all of the FRIENDS TV show on a hard-drive to watch. He also had TITANIC. I was shocked, and we watched the show. He cooked me bread sandwich and gave me a wine. He talked to me and touched my shoulders. I told him I was a virgin. He said he had a house and car in CANADA VANCOUVER. I knew he was the perfect gentelman for me. He asked me to marry him and said we will go to VANCOURVER, and I said yes. I called my mother and father and they were so happy for me, and JHON said he will also take them to CANDA and pay the bride price they want. It is 100 thousand yuan, but he said so cheap. I wrote about it on my Weixin and all of my friends are so jealousy. I can tell this is fiction because anyone teaching English in China is definitely not wealthy enough to own a house in Vancouver unless you're a private school principal or some poo poo. Also there are enough Chinese people in Vancouver that you don't have to go all the way to China to create hybrids.
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My god can anyone find even ONE of these keyboard warriors who actually lives in China
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https://www.quora.com/Whats-in-a-five-piece-suit
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Fojar38 posted:My god can anyone find even ONE of these keyboard warriors who actually lives in China Yeah that post was like peak western chinaposting.
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It's oohhboy
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Apr 3, 2017 18:54
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please respect 5,000 pieces of suit history
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McGavin posted:I can tell this is fiction because anyone teaching English in China is definitely not wealthy enough to own a house in Vancouver unless you're a private school principal or some poo poo. Also there are enough Chinese people in Vancouver that you don't have to go all the way to China to create hybrids. I figured it was implied it was his parents place
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Can Westerners eat rice? Only Chinese can digest, you understand yes?
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Apr 3, 2017 21:07
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Haeir check out trust zone VPN. They have yearly rates and it's really easy to use. I have had no issues accessing us Google and Netflix from China with it.
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Apr 3, 2017 22:28
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It's me, I am inside the forums posting in a 5 piece suit.
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Apr 4, 2017 01:37
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You're embarrassed because you were wearing a three-piece suit, but only learned "five-piece" suits don't really exist. So now you're doubling down. Joke's on you though, since you've already embarrassed yourself. Hope this helps!
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Apr 4, 2017 01:59
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If you're wearing a five piece suit you'd better be a loving supermodel.
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Apr 4, 2017 02:05
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uncle ganbei in the back with so much soul
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nickmeister posted:You're embarrassed because you were wearing a three-piece suit, but only learned "five-piece" suits don't really exist. So now you're doubling down. Joke's on you though, since you've already embarrassed yourself. Hope this helps! Whatever man, I am just having fun at my own expense.
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oohhboy posted:Whatever man, I am just having fun at my own expense. Post the suit.
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Outrail posted:Post the suit. Never.
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