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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

When my wife worked at as a substance abuse counselor, thanks to gender roles, her entire office was child-bearing-age women, and thus had super high insurance premiums. She ended up getting her own policy that explicitly excluded pregnancy for a reasonable price - because at the time she wasn't dating anyone. Under current law something like that would be illegal.

I dunno, I can kinda see the argument a bit, but on the other hand it would be really easy for insurance companies to con people.

Congrats at joining the Freedom Caucus

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


has ben carson done any media appearances lately? I wanna hear his plans for the HUD

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
I've never heard Alex Jones curse like that. It's so weird to listen to.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



We are in the idiocracy future without the lovable goofs. This message will sell.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

they should borrow a line from George W: "That was some weird poo poo"

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


jesus christ this dog is enormous

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

We'd win the house with this tbf

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

war of Jenkins ear 2.0 here we come

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/849281248531013632

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zegermans posted:

I like how it took 4 years for the absurdity of Arrested Development season 4 to become reality.

lol just lol that people thought Terry Crews' character was too cartoonish when he was really a dark portent of what's to come

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lol @ tillerson here

Might as well just replace his face with a question mark or a lamp from the white house

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



deathbysnusnu posted:

We are in the idiocracy future without the lovable goofs. This message will sell.

I'm still holding my breath to see if a bunch of technocrats can successfully drum up and harness populist anger but if they keep it up this will be insanely good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lmao zerohedge

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Raskolnikov38 posted:

war of Jenkins ear 2.0 here we come

:monocle:

I heard about that war for the first time on the drive to work this morning.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

Has Adam Schiff done anything besides write Strongly Worded Letters?

his committee got that public hearing that confirmed the POTUS is under FBI investigation. Mostly that was due to Nunes incompetence but shiff gets some credit

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

deathbysnusnu posted:

There is also a 100% chance that she will vote for him in 2020 if he lasts that long, even if the lawsuit costs her everything.

And Democrats will make thousands of their own people stay home while they desperately chase her vote and all the votes of all the other facetious trolls who want to pretend they have a conscience or a soul after voting Trump.

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.



Dems finally catching up to the word on the street in 2011.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Literally every single person who is not on Trump's side hook line and sinker would be ecstatic if during the SOTU the democrats drowned him out chanting "baby dick, baby dick!"

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Literally everything is a political football for the new GOP. When we pre-emptively strike North Korea with nukes, they'll have more people in the room figuring out how to blame Obama than they will figuring out how to help the radiation poisoned civilians.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

comingafteryouall posted:

has ben carson done any media appearances lately? I wanna hear his plans for the HUD

no but here he is in an interview talking about how poor people just need school choice and hard work to get out of poverty

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

comingafteryouall posted:

has ben carson done any media appearances lately? I wanna hear his plans for the HUD

his plans for HUD are to shut down HUD

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

he is joking but I still wish that were the message

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just like the plans for the EPA, FDA, and Treasury departments

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

his plans for HUD are to shut down HUD

Fake news. His plans for HUD involves mandatory naptime.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



This is preaching to the choir but the whole position of strength the Trumpsters want is predicated on the fact that democrats are spineless chucklefucks that bend over to the slightest amount of pressure

They literally don't know what to do when democrats drop any pretense of civility and start punching them in the face

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

eonwe posted:

he is joking but I still wish that were the message

Man, I know everything is hosed up

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

comingafteryouall posted:

has ben carson done any media appearances lately? I wanna hear his plans for the HUD

he said something hilarious about electrodes

he actually had a great speech, purestrain carson. so many wacky lovable carsonisms.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


I really hope Susan Rice is playing a long con talking to the press today. Her explaining that what she did was legal and strong denials of impropriety is just screaming for some shithead republican to get her under oath. At that point she's under oath just like how Nunes was trying to avoid.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

he said something hilarious about electrodes

he actually had a great speech, purestrain carson. so many wacky lovable carsonisms.

he should have been the vp not that loving lump of clay with white pubic hair stuck in it that we got

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

lol this is zerohedge, they're literally one of the russian fake news plant sites, so the exact opposite of this is likely true

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Nichael posted:

lol just lol that people thought Terry Crews' character was too cartoonish when he was really a dark portent of what's to come

Turns out Herman Cain just needed 4 more years of Black President Brokebrain Syndrome to take hold before he became a viable candidate.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Agrajag posted:

isnt she one of the fuckos that is a yes on gorsuck

She's the only person to have voted no on every trump nominee

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

he should have been the vp not that loving lump of clay with white pubic hair stuck in it that we got

:wrong:

newt for vp

also we need herman loving cain somewhere in this cabinet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

pathetic little tramp posted:

lol this is zerohedge, they're literally one of the russian fake news plant sites, so the exact opposite of this is likely true

great britian is invading spanish waters!?!?!?!?!


let the age of sail begin again!!!!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pathetic little tramp posted:

lol this is zerohedge, they're literally one of the russian fake news plant sites, so the exact opposite of this is likely true

theyre finance equivalent of infowars iirc

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Al! posted:

he should have been the vp not that loving lump of clay with white pubic hair stuck in it that we got

The difference between Trump and Carson is what hospitals will refer to unpleasantly and pleasantly demented. When my brian goes south, I hope I go carson style.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


deadgoon posted:

lol if u arent fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im imagining newt trying to whip the house from the vp chair and getting moist

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

great britian is invading spanish waters!?!?!?!?!


let the age of sail begin again!!!!!!

black sails dot youtube

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Jan 11, 2004

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logikv9 posted:

She's the only person to have voted no on every trump nominee

nope, broke that streak voting for Nikki Haley for UN Amb

(she has voted 'no' more than anyone else though)

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